SoulMonster Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Alright, she's a cunt then! That's sexist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 This is a great read! https://www.amazon.ca/Guerrillas-Peace-Liberation-Theology-Revolution/dp/0595004180 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Sunday School Teacher Can Already Tell Which Ones Going To Hell LANGHORNE, PA—Saying that she could sense Satan within them the moment they walked through the door, Sunday school teacher Elizabeth Reath told reporters this weekend that she could already tell which of her students at First Baptist Church of Langhorne were going to Hell. “At this point in my career, I can tell just by looking at them which ones will be saved and which ones will be damned to burn in fire and brimstone for all eternity,” said Reath, emphasizing that within minutes of getting to know each of her 20 students, she had already isolated the 8-year-olds who had been marked by the Devil and had “placed her bets” on the ones that seemed destined to be banished to the Inferno later in life. “By the time they get to me, it’s way past the point where I can just pray for them and save them from their final judgment day. I mean, half the kids in this class have had at least one parent who will end up in Hell. At this point, they may as well just surrender themselves to Satan.” At press time, a visibly disappointed Reath had reprimanded one of her star pupils for interrupting class after being possessed by a demon. Source: https://local.theonion.com/sunday-school-teacher-can-already-tell-which-ones-going-1830037425 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Iron MikeyJ said: I know most of you wont care regardless of this passage. Having said that, I feel obliged to warn you. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is taken very seriously. Therefore I say to you: Every sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven men, but the blasphemy of the Spirit shall not be forgiven. [32]And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but he that shall speak against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, nor in the world to come. [33] Either make the tree good and its fruit good: or make the tree evil, and its fruit evil. For by the fruit the tree is known. [34] O generation of vipers, how can you speak good things, whereas you are evil? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. [35]A good man out of a good treasure bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of an evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. Which ALL blasphemy should be avoided and careful to not commit. But it seems EXTRA torment awaits those that speak I'll of the Holy Spirit. Food for thought. What a load of Bollocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 You are going here Dazey, Looks like a gay orgy haha. Hope they provide lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 In New Atheisms "did you see The Office this week" dorm-room-bro-time hey day, smart and well read people let off some steam with belligerent humour. I gotta say the upcoming gen of New Atheists seem to only poses a tendency for belligerent attempts at humour. Castles made of sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 19 minutes ago, soon said: In New Atheisms "did you see The Office this week" dorm-room-bro-time hey day, smart and well read people let off some steam with belligerent humour. I gotta say the upcoming gen of New Atheists seem to only poses a tendency for belligerent attempts at humour. Castles made of sand. You still haven't said if you believe in the supernatural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: You still haven't said if you believe in the supernatural. Correction: you are still ignoring my response and are clearly hesitant to read the text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, soon said: Correction: you are still ignoring my response and are clearly hesitant to read the text. I'm simply asking for your personal opinion as to whether the supernatural exists or not. It's a yes/no answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) Somebody religious is hardly going to use the term ''supernatural'' to describe their beliefs, are they haha? Edited November 13, 2018 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dazey said: I'm simply asking for your personal opinion as to whether the supernatural exists or not. It's a yes/no answer. No. You have not asked me that before now. Ive never Characterized Christ as supernatural. Are you referring to Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, soon said: No. You have not asked me that before now. Ive never Characterized Christ as supernatural. Are you referring to Jesus? I'm referring to whoever it is you pray to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dazey said: I'm referring to whoever it is you pray to. read the text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, soon said: read the text Answer the buggering question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, Dazey said: Answer the buggering question! That is my answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, soon said: That is my answer Well I'm glad you're not being at all evasive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dazey said: Well I'm glad you're not being at all evasive. Your refusal to be an honest participant in a conversation is the actual evasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 10 minutes ago, soon said: Your refusal to be an honest participant in a conversation is the actual evasion. Your refusal to answer a simple question is rather telling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, Dazey said: Your refusal to answer a simple question is rather telling. That is my answer. Your refusal to receive my answer is rather telling. We can talk all about it. But you wont allow for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, soon said: That is my answer. Your refusal to receive my answer is rather telling. We can talk all about it. But you wont allow for it. So this is your answer? The Word Became Flesh 1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome[a] it. 6 There was a man sent from God whose name was John. 7 He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through him all might believe. 8 He himself was not the light; he came only as a witness to the light. 9 The true light that gives light to everyone was coming into the world. 10 He was in the world, and though the world was made through him, the world did not recognize him. 11 He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. 12 Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God— 13 children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God. 14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth. 15 (John testified concerning him. He cried out, saying, “This is the one I spoke about when I said, ‘He who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’”) 16 Out of his fullness we have all received grace in place of grace already given. 17 For the law was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ. 18 No one has ever seen God, but the one and only Son, who is himself God and is in closest relationship with the Father, has made him known. John the Baptist Denies Being the Messiah 19 Now this was John’s testimony when the Jewish leaders[c] in Jerusalem sent priests and Levites to ask him who he was. 20 He did not fail to confess, but confessed freely, “I am not the Messiah.” 21 They asked him, “Then who are you? Are you Elijah?” He said, “I am not.” “Are you the Prophet?” He answered, “No.” 22 Finally they said, “Who are you? Give us an answer to take back to those who sent us. What do you say about yourself?” 23 John replied in the words of Isaiah the prophet, “I am the voice of one calling in the wilderness, ‘Make straight the way for the Lord.’”[d] 24 Now the Pharisees who had been sent 25 questioned him, “Why then do you baptize if you are not the Messiah, nor Elijah, nor the Prophet?” 26 “I baptize with[e] water,” John replied, “but among you stands one you do not know. 27 He is the one who comes after me, the straps of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie.” 28 This all happened at Bethany on the other side of the Jordan, where John was baptizing. John Testifies About Jesus 29 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.” 32 Then John gave this testimony: “I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him.33 And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’ 34 I have seen and I testify that this is God’s Chosen One.”[f] John’s Disciples Follow Jesus 35 The next day John was there again with two of his disciples. 36 When he saw Jesus passing by, he said, “Look, the Lamb of God!” 37 When the two disciples heard him say this, they followed Jesus. 38 Turning around, Jesus saw them following and asked, “What do you want?” They said, “Rabbi” (which means “Teacher”), “where are you staying?” 39 “Come,” he replied, “and you will see.” So they went and saw where he was staying, and they spent that day with him. It was about four in the afternoon. 40 Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, was one of the two who heard what John had said and who had followed Jesus. 41 The first thing Andrew did was to find his brother Simon and tell him, “We have found the Messiah” (that is, the Christ). 42 And he brought him to Jesus. Jesus looked at him and said, “You are Simon son of John. You will be called Cephas” (which, when translated, is Peter[g]). Jesus Calls Philip and Nathanael 43 The next day Jesus decided to leave for Galilee. Finding Philip, he said to him, “Follow me.” 44 Philip, like Andrew and Peter, was from the town of Bethsaida. 45 Philip found Nathanael and told him, “We have found the one Moses wrote about in the Law, and about whom the prophets also wrote—Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph.” 46 “Nazareth! Can anything good come from there?” Nathanael asked. “Come and see,” said Philip. 47 When Jesus saw Nathanael approaching, he said of him, “Here truly is an Israelite in whom there is no deceit.” 48 “How do you know me?” Nathanael asked. Jesus answered, “I saw you while you were still under the fig tree before Philip called you.” 49 Then Nathanael declared, “Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the king of Israel.” 50 Jesus said, “You believe[h] because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You will see greater things than that.” 51 He then added, “Very truly I tell you, you[j] will see ‘heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on’[k] the Son of Man.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelica Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 30 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: I hate the lack of flow in those words. It's monotonous and grating. Maybe there's better passages than that. Imagine reading that ad nauseam over and over? "In the beginning there was God and God's the man. He's so cool like seriously you guys so cool." Yeah, yeah I fucking get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Second Fatwa Issued On Salman Rushdie For Derivative, Uninspired 13th Novel TEHRAN, IRAN—Expressing consternation and disgust at the Man Booker Prize winner’s latest offering, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei issued a second fatwa against Salman Rushdie Friday for publishing a derivative and uninspired 13th novel, The Golden House. “This book is not only an affront to Allah, but also to any reader of contemporary literary fiction who will undoubtedly see right through Rushdie’s paper-thin characterizations and droll narrative structure,” said the Supreme Leader of Iran, condemning Rushdie for retreading the same trite motifs and themes found in Midnight’s Children. “I strongly urge Muslims and non-Muslims alike to find Rushdie’s whereabouts and hold this hack accountable for this absolutely tepid, shallow writing.” At press time, Khamenei had lifted the initial fatwa issued against Rushdie following the publication of The Satanic Verses after returning to the novel “with a fresh pair of eyes.” Source: https://www.theonion.com/second-fatwa-issued-on-salman-rushdie-for-derivative-u-1829058722 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Going to a Bhuddist temple over the weekend for a butchers I usually pop into them when in Thailand feel I need some spiritual guidance recently Is something wrong with your spirit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, lukepowell1988 said: Lot of things wrong with me mate Oh. You support the right team so you are alright in my book. We just need a victory now to lift your spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Quote At this point, they may as well just surrender themselves to Satan Right you are, where do i sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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