Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 i could see slash turning "billionare" into a wicked stone type riff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonizedmind Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 (edited) Axl: Nando, no tour groupie tonight, I'm bored" Nando: Ax....you're such a prankster on the band mic, I've learned your ways! Axl: Yea ....how so? Nando: So it's a 3 pronged attack on the F'N Fans. First we announce the Perhaps Vinyl and dangle The F'N General unannounced as the R Side Axl: I told you imma not giving you the passcode to that safe! General stays in tortoise formation, he ain't moving! Nando: Wait! Axl: Slash F'N tried a manoeuvre that time he set his guitar up in my front room by the Halloween Tree...not happening Nando: Stage 2 we tell the fuckers day of shipping that it's delayed to December and give them an option to keep the order or bail.... Axl: So it's like a human reaction experimental test.... Nando: Ya ya, see how much punishment they can take! Axl: Saw 10 just came out, tortures back in vogue I guess! Nando: "Wanna play a game...." Axl: So what do we do on Dec 7th? Nando: Step 3....We leak it to those mother F'N suckers.at Uni Italy that the whole thing is cancelled unless you get a lifetime subscription to the burger truck Axl: Shit, yea....that'll get that off my hands... Nando: Then we log into MYGNR, bounce onto the home cinema screen and Beta will dish the non-stop popcorn up from the barn as the chaos ensues.... Axl: Wow....it's exactly as Yoda said it would come to pass.... Nando: Right imma go feed Bucketheads chickens, don't forget to phone Brain to cancel the GNR Central interview and tell Robin he's gonna have to wait to hear his outro chorus bend but it DID make the mix Axl: Yea boiiiiiiiii Edited October 27, 2023 by colonizedmind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneway23 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Beatles won't have any trouble pressing that "Now & Then" vinyl in time Stones put out literally 38 vinyl variants of Hackney Diamonds, no problem This inbred, midwestern cornshucker with the window-washer and her poolboy parasite son for a management team can't get a single pressed with eight weeks lead time? a single!?! Might as well have waited until 12:01AM the morning of to announce the delay you amateur, bushleague banana republic of an operation. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Surely they'll upload it to youtube, spotify, etc. to make up for such a poorly handled release. There's less than 3 hours until midnight EST time. We just... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its Tino Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Do they have no pride? Good grief. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackstar Posted October 27, 2023 Author Share Posted October 27, 2023 13 minutes ago, GNFNRUK said: Well, so far we’ve had Absurd, Hard Skool and Perhaps. 3 songs we’ve already heard leaks of. Then the one time they’re supposed to release an ‘unheard’ song it gets delayed by 2 months. The vinyls clearly aren’t pressed yet which leads me to think the mix isn’t to Axl’s liking and it honestly wouldn’t surprise me if it never sees the light of day now. I just don’t think there’s much in the archives we haven’t heard, Axl clearly hates recording. *edited* to add I HOPE I AM PROVED WRONG. Yes, but again, even supposing that the delay is because Axl didn't like the mix or whatever, what does this have to do with Pele's theories? Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 The General = Dub Suplex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azifwekare Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Miden34 said: The General = Dub Suplex No, I think it might be State Of Grace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Azifwekare said: No, I think it might be State Of Grace even D-tune could fit the bill. Hell Devious bastard would be great with slash and duff. i LOVE state of grace so honestly i wouldnt be disappointed myself. mustache? lul okla...homa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 I feel like the October 27 date was an arbitrary place holder. The song should still come out, they wouldn’t name it if they weren’t sure. I’ve had fun in this thread, but done people are legit melting down lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 the bass part in Oklahoma is MADE for duff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackstar Posted October 27, 2023 Author Share Posted October 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Miden34 said: The General = Dub Suplex No. Actually, each and every Village leak that hasn't been released yet is The General. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We love Axl Rose Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 be honest it would be amazing to hear slash and duff on devious bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Riggs Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 44 minutes ago, Live Like a Suicide said: Buy it and see what happens, lol. This band is so fucking incompetent. Ha no shit. They forgot Perhaps on the jukebox. Our only hope is a warehouse somewhere actually had the vinyl and will accidentally ship it out to some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 zodiac as the general would be chill too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, Miden34 said: i could see slash turning "billionare" into a wicked stone type riff And I could see him never touching it 3 minutes ago, Blackstar said: No. Actually, each and every Village leak that hasn't been released yet is The General. Yeah The General is a six minute sampler of the Village Sessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneway23 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 (edited) Talking Heads haven't been an active band for 32 years and had no problem getting Stop Making Sense pressed on time Wilco - Cousins? No problem New Queens of the Stone Age? No problem Nirvana In Utero 30? No problem Replacements Tim box? No problem Green Day Dookie 30th? No problem Are there still delays throughout the industry? Sure, but, I put this needless delay down to incompetent management. They had adequate lead time. Edited October 27, 2023 by oneway23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackstar Posted October 27, 2023 Author Share Posted October 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Martin Riggs said: Ha no shit. They forgot Perhaps on the jukebox. Our only hope is a warehouse somewhere actually had the vinyl and will accidentally ship it out to some people. It obviously hasn't been pressed yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vloors Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 This bands management and Axl cant get anything right. New single should be Welcome to the Clusterfuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miden34 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 The fact he said "Perhaps" to a digital release is the only thing leaving me hoping for a 12am video est time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, We love Axl Rose said: ^ That Axl would cringe at what the GNR camp has turned into. Nannies and pool boys selling sweat shop toys and candles while being unable to release a single song properly. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledge Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Once again with a single release, I'm not disappointed because a release date wasn't promised. When it comes it comes. I'm only 35 but I got to say, young people today are always in such a rush. Off chasing bullets instead of stopping to smell the roses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vloors Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Miden34 said: The fact he said "Perhaps" to a digital release is the only thing leaving me hoping for a 12am video est time Its not getting released yet. Im in Australia and it should have been available 12 hrs 40 mins ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Miden34 said: The fact he said "Perhaps" to a digital release is the only thing leaving me hoping for a 12am video est time A one word throwaway comment gives you hope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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