Popular Post magisme Posted August 3, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Dear Fermanager,Hey, man. It's your boy magisme. We're tight enough we can have an open and adult discussion, right? Because I was thinking about the-- hold on a second--OK, my typist is telling me I should justify this "Fernando and I are tight" business. I told her it's not necessary, I'm a Legit Insider, people know my steez-- but fuck it, whatever....Most knew it could be no other way and a handful of heads exploded from bitch-rage when you posted the following on HTGTH:One of my favorite quotes is "3 hour meeting". That gets me every time. My favorite poster has to be (magisme), if you or anyone ever wondered.http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=66346.160What can I say? I'm filled with so many emotions, but more than anything I'm just thinking, "What the fuck is up with the parentheses around my name?" For real. It's freaking me out. Why'd you do that?....Now that that's out of the way, the ugliness of proving cred, let's get down to serious business, shall we? I'd like to remind you of something that once was.What happened to us? Not you and me-- we're cool obviously-- but the forum and TB. And the forearms and hands! What about forearms and hands, man?Let this post serve as the beginning of a less retarded version of the letter and 5 questions. I understand why you might not have been into that. I read the letter before they sent it. I tried to edit it, because I thought it should sound less crazy-as-fuck, but they rejected my edits. Oh well.We have a second chance, though, Fernando. With your legendary meeting stamina and my endless catalogue of wise-ass qups, we together can change the course of GNR/MyGNR history. Heed the call, my friend. Heed the call. I await your public response. Just dip your toe in this thread if you're unsure. I'll make it OK. Just the tip. Don't think about it and let it happen. That's what I always say.Of course we'll continue our private discussions in private. Our correspondence means the world to me.Love,magismeP.S. Have someone give Vanessa a wink for me. You shouldn't do it, you're her brother. That'd be weird.ADMIN EDIT:This thread is meant to be viewed as a casual conversation between fans and a member of GNR management. We'd ask that you do your best to peruse the thread before asking your question(s) as we would like to cut down on repetitive questions and statements. Also, Fernando has acknowledged here and at HTGTH that news is coming but there's not much to reveal at the present time. Here is a direct quote from his conversation at HTGHT:"I know all too much about information going a long way. Especially when nothing has been given, apologies. Do expect some news from GNR and what we are working on in a few months. All I can really say. Though, it says nothing, but hopefully it's something." Edited August 5, 2015 by downzy Included Admin Note 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I have to admit I'm not loving 'Fermanager' as a nickname.How about 'Fer-would-otherwise-be-working-at-Nandos'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Oh man.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 I have to admit I'm not loving 'Fermanager' as a nickname.How about 'Fer-would-otherwise-be-working-at-Nandos'? I think "Fermanager" is Fernando approved, though. I might be wrong. I'll ask him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvH Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Now you can change your member title to "Fermanager's boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Fernando, shoot me a PM - I've got a guitarist who could join GNR and perform at twice the quality of DJ, and he'd be willing to take 1/2 the paycheck.It's me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManetsBR Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Welp, good luck, man And I just want to clarify that I didnt even know you offered some editions to the letter until right now. I was behind the questions. The letter was my idea, but I didnt write it. Edited August 3, 2015 by ManetsBR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Fernando, shoot me a PM - I've got a guitarist who could join GNR and perform at twice the quality of DJ, and he'd be willing to take 1/2 the paycheck.It's me.My brother is a Berklee trained guitarist, so I'm sorry. I'll say more about that when it's appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I'd be up for new social media guy. Half the price, half the amount of comments calling everyone involved with the band's Facebook a bunch of cunts*.*but that's largely because I'd be too busy with my new job to make said comments. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Yes Fernando come here. Don´t be shy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I'd be up for new social media guy. Half the price, half the amount of comments calling everyone involved with the band's Facebook a bunch of cunts*.*but that's largely because I'd be too busy with my new job to make said comments.This could be the first steps of TB extending the olive branch to the GNR community. Open auditions and applications for all GNR musician/business related positions.Chief Meeting OfficerDirector of Fan Attention Diversion/PropagandaVice President of Sub-par Marketing Schemes and Failed ExclusivesAnd mags, . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underhardy Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Can someone explain to me the origin of the "3 hour meeting" joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManetsBR Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Fernando once posted a pic with that as a title. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Remember that we'd like to welcome Fernando into this thread. Don't say anything you don't think I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We shall await the forthcoming of the great Fermanager into this humble internet message board. Enlighten us with your vast and ever-expanding band management and social media expertise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvH Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Remember that we'd like to welcome Fernando into this thread. Don't say anything you don't think I'd say. Chris Pitman is GNR. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManetsBR Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I do hope he shows up, he's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Fernando, shoot me a PM - I've got a guitarist who could join GNR and perform at twice the quality of DJ, and he'd be willing to take 1/2 the paycheck.It's me.My brother is a Berklee trained guitarist, so I'm sorry. I'll say more about that when it's appropriate.My best friend studies guitar there . Ironically hes a huge gnr fan tooMags for president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Address him by his proper title, you little bollixIt is Fermanager Bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Gotta be honest and say that I think it's great that Fernando can appreciate the humor that goes around the forums. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasZZ Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 i think Fernando have a lot of work to do about management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Gotta be honest and say that I think it's great that Fernando can appreciate the humor that goes around the forums.Probably best for his blood pressure. Not to mention his boss. Then again Axl more than held his own when he posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Gotta be honest and say that I think it's great that Fernando can appreciate the humor that goes around the forums.Probably best for his blood pressure. Not to mention his boss. Then again Axl more than held his own when he posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Gotta be honest and say that I think it's great that Fernando can appreciate the humor that goes around the forums. Probably best for his blood pressure. Not to mention his boss. Then again Axl more than held his own when he posted.I totally agree that it's best for your health to see the humor in things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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