wasted Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I'm often asked the question whats the most pints I have ever drank and y'know what, I have no idea. I'm pretty sure, out of a pint glass I mean, I've done 10 to 15 on a great many occasions. I've never really held onto a count though. Am I the only one who gets asked that question? 6 to 8 is sort of the normal range. 24 pack on a day. But the most I recorded was on a bank holiday. Some beer monster challenged me. We got to 38 but we both threw up twice. We did a pie eating competition in the afternoon and we in the club. I think was still in the kitchen the next morning at someones house. Then we went to the pub but after I had to go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Picked up some summer brews Ive never tried before. Spoiler Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 couple of bottles of Rose, Moscato watching Comedy line up on metflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/7/2018 at 4:13 AM, Len Cnut said: I'm often asked the question whats the most pints I have ever drank and y'know what, I have no idea. I The correct answer to that question is always, "enough." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 6 hours ago, AxlisOld said: The correct answer to that question is always, "enough." or Never Enough. I think when you start valuing everything in terms of pints is when you are really living life to the optimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Been drinking Jagermeister a lot these past few weeks. Beer doesn’t do it anymore. Hey you, who said that? Baby how you been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I feel like I’ve been drinking everyday for my whole life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 32 minutes ago, wasted said: I feel like I’ve been drinking everyday for my whole life. I should cut back because it's negatively affecting my health. But work sucks, I don't make enough and I will never be wealthy so fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, arnold layne said: I should cut back because it's negatively affecting my health. But work sucks, I don't make enough and I will never be wealthy so fuck it. Wealthy people drink too. But yeah we’re not like working billionaires like Bezos or Zuckerberg. I think it’s time to go French style. Pastis and olives. Or Campari and tonic is pretty good. Broke but drink like a retired Las Vegas casino owner. But yeah health. Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’ son. Edited August 16, 2018 by wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Quitting after one more last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I’m gonna kick tomorrow. 24 cans of Skol. Hagar the Horrible in da house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Health is overrated. I really mean that too. Fuck it, we're all gonna pop off anyway. Exercise by all means but fuck controlling eating, drinking and smoking. Whats the point in a long life if you can't enjoy it. I'll trade a lifetimes worth of boozing, fags and red meat for popping off when I'm 60 something, its all grim after that anyway, pissbags and shitbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) People do want to live to be 90 these days. Really milk that pension/money the government stole off them. There must be a balance but I’m not striking it. That’s another death style, the heart attack at 50. But look at Brando he was quite hefty, didn’t die that young? Edited August 17, 2018 by wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, wasted said: People do want to live to be 90 these days. Really milk that pension/money the government stole off them. There must be a balance but I’m not striking it. That’s another death style, the heart attack at 50. But look at Brando he was quite hefty, didn’t die that young? Brando didn't really do anything bad though, a lot of shagging in his younger days, certainly weren't a boozer though, he just loved his nosh, when he was younger he was more active so it would get burned off but even as early as the 60s he was getting plump. Then when he was older he gave even less of a shit and just ate what he liked, I don't think it was like, a problem or something he hated himself about, he just enjoyed eating and didn't give a fuck how it made him look. Look at him in films like One Eyed Jacks, you can tell he's getting fat even then. The way to go is fuckin' Oliver Reed man, drink like a fuckin' fish, eat like a fuckin' horse, keep strong and hefty through physical activity, nevermind all that getting shredded vanity bollocks and then keel over in a pub at 60 something arm wrestling sailors and drinking Captain Morgan and that, went out like a light, having loved living. Edited August 17, 2018 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Brando didn't really do anything bad though, a lot of shagging in his younger days, certainly weren't a boozer though, he just loved his nosh, when he was younger he was more active so it would get burned off but even as early as the 60s he was getting plump. Then when he was older he gave even less of a shit and just ate what he liked, I don't think it was like, a problem or something he hated himself about, he just enjoyed eating and didn't give a fuck how it made him look. Look at him in films like One Eyed Jacks, you can tell he's getting fat even then. The way to go is fuckin' Oliver Reed man, drink like a fuckin' fish, eat like a fuckin' horse, keep strong and hefty through physical activity, nevermind all that getting shredded vanity bollocks and then keel over in a pub at 60 something arm wrestling sailors and drinking Captain Morgan and that, went out like a light, having loved living. I really need to start drinking more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, wasted said: I really need to start drinking more. All this health stuff really is bollocks, diet and all that, just get some kinda strength related exericise, do some kinda sport, swim, something...other than that eat and drink as much as you want, thats what I say. Its all fuckin' bollocks. If you really think about it, billions of years this planet has existed, the lives span of every living being is so finite, why scramble over an extra 10 or 20 years to the point of living like a fuckin' hermit eating food that tastes of fuckin' cardboard and sitting around like a sad sober virgin? Bollocks to it, fuckin' enjoy your life while you're here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: All this health stuff really is bollocks, diet and all that, just get some kinda strength related exericise, do some kinda sport, swim, something...other than that eat and drink as much as you want, thats what I say. Its all fuckin' bollocks. If you really think about it, billions of years this planet has existed, the lives span of every living being is so finite, why scramble over an extra 10 or 20 years to the point of living like a fuckin' hermit eating food that tastes of fuckin' cardboard and sitting around like a sad sober virgin? Bollocks to it, fuckin' enjoy your life while you're here. Well the doc said I had atypical depression so I quit drinking and pyschologist said posting was negative so I quit that. I lost 10kg and ate well and drank minimally for a year to get the all clear. So now I’m back and unlimited. Yes fatalism is the way of the walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, wasted said: Well the doc said I had atypical depression so I quit drinking and pyschologist said posting was negative so I quit that. I lost 10kg and ate well and drank minimally for a year to get the all clear. So now I’m back and unlimited. Yes fatalism is the way of the walk. It ain't even about fatalism like that, its just being real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 6 hours ago, wasted said: I’m gonna kick tomorrow. I've said that so many times, I don't even take myself seriously anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I don't even drink that much except weekend, which is like 8 to 12 pints. Then across the week its like...I dunno, sporadic. Maybe a couple a day, maybe more, maybe none at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: I don't even drink that much except weekend, which is like 8 to 12 pints. Then across the week its like...I dunno, sporadic. Maybe a couple a day, maybe more, maybe none at all. Pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, EvanG said: Pussy. They day I get out-drank by a Dutchman is the day I'll go down the plastic surgeons and get one scraped out on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: It ain't even about fatalism like that, its just being real. Well that’s why I agreed to quit drinking instead of taking meds. I couldn’t move so I went to doc and kind of explained my world view. Probably a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: They day I get out-drank by a Dutchman is the day I'll go down the plastic surgeons and get one scraped out on me Better make that appointment, better make it fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, EvanG said: I've said that so many times, I don't even take myself seriously anymore. That’s kind of inherent to saying that? After you take 4 ibuprofen you feel unbeatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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