soon Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Do like a Gin and tonic only thing that gets me with Gin is all these posh twats drinking it and these trendy wine bars full of fuckin' wanna be twats I was just about to suggest a twist of lemon rind... but it sounds like that's not your thing, lol. I know some people who forage the juniper berries and make their own gin. Also a dirt cheap vodka moonshiners around the corner from me. So I'd go with either of those. Also Rum is so high in sugar that I don't like to drink it in the evening. Whiskey at night leaves me with indigestion the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Lemon goes out the window after 3 gin n tonics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) I heard it is trendy also, and that it is attracting connoisseurs, you know, the wankers who sip a bit of wine only to spit it out and compare it to ''cigar cases''? Well that wine crowd are switching to gin now. PS I read that more Britons are using coffee houses to ''socialise'', repudiating the traditional British pub. How does one socialise in a coffee house and who do these strange ''Britons'' think they are, the cast from Friends? I wouldn't even know how to go about it, socialising in a coffee house? You can't even get pissed in a coffee house so the places are useless!! Edited November 2, 2018 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, lukepowell1988 said: It's come a long way from the street of Whitechapel mate all these suits and briefcase rocking cunts are on it now. I must just not be very 21st Century, a G&T is something that used to go on a tray to the far corner of the pub where all the grannies used to sit and reminisce about the sinking of the Luscitania. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Gin and red bull is quite nice. Don't drink too much though, I started sweating profusely and had to take my top of in the middle of Sunday dinner once cos I thought I was having a heart attack. Too much gin and bull the night before. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: Gin and red bull is quite nice. Don't drink too much though, I started sweating profusely and had to take my top of in the middle of Sunday dinner once cos I thought I was having a heart attack. Too much gin and bull the night before. I got put off of Red Bull at a very young age. My brother came home once, steaming fucking pissed on vodka and red bull and whatever other substances he’d ingested. Were young at the time so we’re living with our parents and anyway he bowls in, clearly fucked, sees me just about to go into the bathroom, barges me to one side and proceeds to puke his fucking lungs out in the bathtub. Then he gets done, walks past me and goes ‘clean that up’ and disappear into his bedroom So i go in there right and that mixture of smell, that sickly sharp red bull smell coupled with puke has stuck with me ever since. I just have this mental association with red bull and puke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: Gin and red bull is quite nice. Don't drink too much though, I started sweating profusely and had to take my top of in the middle of Sunday dinner once cos I thought I was having a heart attack. Too much gin and bull the night before. The one and only time I mixed Red Bull and booze (Jagger) I took on 8 bouncers. And I almost won! But ended up pile-drived onto my face. Came too at the dentist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: I got put off of Red Bull at a very young age. My brother came home once, steaming fucking pissed on vodka and red bull and whatever other substances he’d ingested. Were young at the time so we’re living with our parents and anyway he bowls in, clearly fucked, sees me just about to go into the bathroom, barges me to one side and proceeds to puke his fucking lungs out in the bathtub. Then he gets done, walks past me and goes ‘clean that up’ and disappear into his bedroom So i go in there right and that mixture of smell, that sickly sharp red bull smell coupled with puke has stuck with me ever since. I just have this mental association with red bull and puke. Haha that's grim. Older brother privilege "clean that up" 😂 . My older brother threw the tv remote at my head and missed, smashed on the wall and all the buttons flew off. It was my over my nan's house so he was worried about the bollocking he was going to get so just said "say that was you". Fucking wanker my brother 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, soon said: The one and only time I mixed Red Bull and booze (Jagger) I took on 8 bouncers. And I almost won! But ended up pile-drived onto my face. Came too at the dentist. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DieselDaisy Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dazey said: Hogarth! Bit of culture from Dazey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Hogarth! Bit of culture from Dazey! I actually read the last few posts expecting to see a Hogarth reference from you before I posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I started with a glass of tonic and a splash of Gin. Now it’s a glass of Gin and a splash tonic. Progress for the brainwashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Mate gave me a bottle of homemade rhubarb wine so I’m on that this morning though you cunts have got me in a ginny kind of mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: Mate gave me a bottle of homemade rhubarb wine so I’m on that this morning though you cunts have got me in a ginny kind of mood. You are the first true Brexit hologram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, wasted said: You are the first true Brexit hologram. I've picked up a bottle of Gordons and some tonic now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I've picked up a bottle of Gordons and some tonic now Do you have a bunker and a copy of the Purge on dvd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, wasted said: Do you have a bunker and a copy of the Purge on dvd? I got a 2 bedder? And as far as DVDs I’ve got Budgie, The Beatles Anthology, Til Death Us Do Part...thats about the extent of my dvd collection 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I got a 2 bedder? And as far as DVDs I’ve got Budgie, The Beatles Anthology, Til Death Us Do Part...thats about the extent of my dvd collection I believe you are Brexit my son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I've got fuck all doing today so I'm just gonna sit around watching the footy and sippin' away at this fuckin' old grannys drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Good luck. I drank a litre of gin and now I’m going to pass out and wake up at 3am and take a shit. Important stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Yuenglings and football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 (edited) Our right wing populist premier promised "a buck a beer" market regulation during the recent campaign. Today I try some. Its the only brewery that produced a single beer at that impossible price point. I came home and crunched the numbers and at $4.40 for a four-pack at 341ml it doesn't compete with the long standing Faxe Premium 5, 500ml four-pack at 8.05 When I home brew I can make a very high quality beer for a buck per 500ml bottle. And that's if I buy the organic hops. Otherwise its even cheaper if I use sage or nettle from the garden. Lets see how it tastes, this Cool Beer. Will it taste or right wing populism and poor decision making? Or will it help wash the right wing populism down? Edit Update: It tastes of Right Wing Populism and poor decision making. There are pleasant cream ale sweeps across the palette, and welcomed darts of lagering on the tongue. But the main note is dumb voters. And I kid you not there's a mellow hint of shellfish shells in the after taste! It has excellent body fro a blonde lager, but that body is soley responsible for a very thick and coating after taste. Edited November 11, 2018 by soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, soon said: Our right wing populist premier promised "a buck a beer" market regulation during the recent campaign. Today I try some. Its the only brewery that produced a single beer at that impossible price point. I came home and crunched the numbers and at $4.40 for a four-pack at 341ml it doesn't compete with the long standing Faxe Premium 5, 500ml four-pack at 8.05 When I home brew I can make a very high quality beer for a buck per 500ml bottle. And that's if I buy the organic hops. Otherwise its even cheaper if I use sage or nettle from the garden. Lets see how it tastes, this Cool Beer. Will it taste or right wing populism and poor decision making? Or will it help wash the right wing populism down? That's interesting. Obviously limited edition and a part of history. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, arnold layne said: That's interesting. Obviously limited edition and a part of history. Yeah, totally. I really wanted in on the history. Now when I'm an old man I can say "when I was your age it was a buck a beer." Its not great though, somewhat as expected. Nothing an ice cold frosty mug cant help with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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