DieselDaisy Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 It appears that Members of Parliament are going to ignore democracy and cancel Brexit if this vote is defeated so all you Euro wankers will be happy. I bet the far-right proliferates as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 On 13/01/2019 at 7:59 AM, Padme said: Your "friend" Juncker is on top of things *gasp* he's shagging Theresa May?! I knew it! There was this sort of sexual tension the moment they met, I know you all felt it too. That'd be a good porn spoof thingie eh? Theresa and Juncker thrash out a Brexit deal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 25 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: *gasp* he's shagging Theresa May?! I knew it! There was this sort of sexual tension the moment they met, I know you all felt it too. That'd be a good porn spoof thingie eh? Theresa and Juncker thrash out a Brexit deal There's actually a porn star called Teresa May (no "h"). She played the stripper in the Smack my Bitch Up video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: It appears that Members of Parliament are going to ignore democracy and cancel Brexit if this vote is defeated so all you Euro wankers will be happy. I bet the far-right proliferates as a result. Well May herself came up with that idea first. She told her members of her cabinet to pass this Norway like deal. Otherwise there wouldn't be any Brexit. So they paseed it. This step came before the deal was sent to Parliament. I don't know what's going to happen, but just for the sake of argument. If this soap opera ends up with no Brexit, at least Parliament is respecting the 48% who voted Remain. The Norway like deal is not respecting neither of the two sides. It is clear May doesn't want hard Brexit. So as long as she is PM you won't have your hard Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Dazey said: There's actually a porn star called Teresa May (no "h"). She played the stripper in the Smack my Bitch Up video. Well whaddya know, you're right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Well whaddya know, you're right! Thank fuck I grew up in the days after porn was like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 There should be a Brexit porn with her in it. Hard Brexit. Irish Anal Stop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I should have said Rock Hard Brexit really. Canadian Plus Plumpers also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 3 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: There should be a Brexit porn with her in it. Hard Brexit. Irish Anal Stop. INT. EU CONFERENCE ROOMS - DAY Confident young stud Juncker strolls into the EU conference rooms like he owns them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Graeme said: Thank fuck I grew up in the days after porn was like this... Being rated 18 and on VHS, I'm willing to bet it was a porno without any full frontal nudity or sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 45 minutes ago, AtariLegend said: Being rated 18 and on VHS, I'm willing to bet it was a porno without any full frontal nudity or sex. We've got some veterans in this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I want to see that Teresa May handle Brexit proceedings than the Theresa May we currently have. I believe she'd do a much better job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I want to see that Teresa May handle Brexit proceedings than the Theresa May we currently have. I believe she'd do a much better job. I'm not sure how having the leading EU members spunk on her tits will help the issue but it'd make great telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I'm not sure how having the leading EU members spunk on her tits will help the issue but it'd make great telly Remainer. It should only be British sperm on those tits I have you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: Remainer. It should only be British sperm on those tits I have you know. Those tits? More likely the throat. Whatever the "outcum" it's clear the entire UK population are going to have to swallow it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I like the Brits so I really hope they get their senses back and remain in the EU. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Padme said: Those tits? More likely the throat. Whatever the "outcum" it's clear the entire UK population are going to have to swallow it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I like the fact that some people are trying to have a serious Brexit discussion and some people are discussing porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padme Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, SoulMonster said: I like the Brits so I really hope they get their senses back and remain in the EU. I thought you wanted Brits to be Norwegians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Padme said: I thought you wanted Brits to be Norwegians And ruin their great sense of humor? Noooo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: I like the fact that some people are trying to have a serious Brexit discussion and some people are discussing porn. Its the Canal Street Strangler again, lowering the tone as per usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Its the Canal Street Strangler again, lowering the tone as per usual We are just as guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DieselDaisy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Someone has actually done our joke! I want to see it. Sturgeon, knickerless Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Gladimhere Putitin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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