SoulMonster Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 There is nothing shitty about DS' posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 DRUMROLLAnd without further ado, your winner, and Shitposter of the Year for 2014... Damn_Smooth, with 18% of the popular vote!Let's all give Smoothie a round of applause. He really stepped up in his shitposting efforts to claim the prestigious crown, narrowly yanking it from the two anonymous members tied for second place.And your shitpost of the year...Val22's monkey post, with I have no idea, but it definitely won because almost everyone who voted voted for it. Can someone link me to this post? I haven't even read it. Congrats to all of our winners, see you next year.Monkey post:http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?/topic/209657-shit-talking-new-yorker-learns-a-lesson/page-3#entry3877287 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Damn_Smooth Posted December 18, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) FUCK YEAH!!! CAPS LOCK AND ALL. AND NOW FOR MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, STRAIGHT FROM THE MOUTHS OF ANTHRAX, THROUGH MY ANUS TO YOU.I'M IN YOUR FACE, I'M ON YOUR CASE, PUT YOU AND YOUR FATHER BACK IN PLACE, STEP OFF SUCKER, UNDERSTAND? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M THE MAN? I'M SO BAD!YEAH, EAT IT FUCKERS, I'M OUT!(Throws down mic and exits stage left.) Edited December 18, 2014 by Damn_Smooth 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 *stands up and applauds* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm not going to stand up but that was quite exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrangedtwat Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Crap, I just came here to vote for Rovim after reading some spectacular shitpost he wrote but I guess I was too late. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) Crap, I just came here to vote for Rovim after reading some spectacular shitpost he wrote but I guess I was too late.You can't ruin this moment with cunt behavior. Congrats to my man Damn_Smooth. I know he deserves it. Will he top himself and pull a Nicholson in 2015? personally, I fuckin' hope not. Edited December 18, 2014 by Rovim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 Rovim made a run near the end, but it was just too late to beat DS's accumulated lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 There's nowhere to go now. Once you win the highest accolade in the world how do you deal with the emptiness knowing that there's nothing left to post for. Shitposter Death Match. Like a charity event for posters with under developed sense of shitness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Rovim made a run near the end, but it was just too late to beat DS's accumulated lead.No one asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Looks like next year It's yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Looks like next year It's yours.This sentence makes no sense to me. My posts are a direct reflection of my thoughts. The quality easily surpasses the required amounts.Crap, I just cameChill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Crap, I just came here to vote for Rovim after reading some spectacular shitpost he wrote but I guess I was too late.I'm glad my boy DS got what we wanted, but Rovim should've won on merit. He's the clear frontrunner going into next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) Crap, I just came here to vote for Rovim after reading some spectacular shitpost he wrote but I guess I was too late.I'm glad my boy DS got what we wanted, but Rovim should've won on merit. He's the clear frontrunner going into next year.I'm a shitposter? my posts are shitty? shitty how? what, do you mean the way I post? shitty how? Edited December 18, 2014 by Rovim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The intimidation aspect of Joe Pesci out of Goodfellas is somewhat offset by the moustachioed hippie in your avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 The intimidation aspect of Joe Pesci out of Goodfellas is somewhat offset by the moustachioed hippie in your avatar That was intended. It's not offset. It's perfectly balanced with George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) So depending on Magses reply a possible answer could be 'Oh just make love to me, you beautiful bastard!' ? Edited December 18, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) So depending on Magses reply a possible answer was 'Oh just make love to me, you beautiful bastard!' ? Nothing depends on Mag's replies. I expect people to click on the video anyway and lose themselves in the experience in context to whatever shit idea I'm trying to present at the time of writing a post that contains a clip.I see George as way more then just a hippie. He was a fine gardener. Edited December 18, 2014 by Rovim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Performative shitposting going on. Take notes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) Performative shitposting going on. Take notes.Don't like it? can always fuck off. Edited December 18, 2014 by Rovim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Nah. More fun to laugh with others at your shitposting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 He also told me that, if yous two ever met that he'd knock you the fuck out. Tell him Mags, you said that right? Remember, that one time? I'm just saying, I wouldn't have that if I was you Rovim, liberty i reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 So DS finally won. This is amazing. Congrats, man! Sorry I couldn't vote for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 He also told me that, if yous two ever met that he'd knock you the fuck out. Tell him Mags, you said that right? Remember, that one time? I'm just saying, I wouldn't have that if I was you Rovim, liberty i reckon. But you're not me. I am me and I'm not 12 years old. Tell Mags he can always share this kind of information himself. You know...silly information and he proved, in this very thread, that he is more then capable of doing that all by himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 Rovim, it's not 2015 yet. These posts aren't eligible for the next Shitpost of the Year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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