Dazey Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: The worrying part about that is that it's probably the middle of the day where you are Just shoved my last $50 into this guy's pocket. Figure that gives me the right to post the pic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Is New york that boring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, DieselDaisy said: Is New york that boring? It's just fucking massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Dazey said: Just shoved my last $50 into this guy's pocket. Figure that gives me the right to post the pic. Fuck me I hope you washed your hands it looks like he's shit himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Dazey said: It's just fucking massive. You are arsing around on the metro with a tramp. Go to the Dakota and see where John was shot or that silly statue they have, that stupid woman with a lantern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: You are arsing around on the metro with a tramp. Go to the Dakota and see where John was shot or that silly statue they have, that stupid woman with a lantern. I've done all that shit ages ago. I was just killing time in the pub waiting for a connection. The tramp was just a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Dazey said: I've done all that shit ages ago. I was just killing time in the pub waiting for a connection. The tramp was just a bonus. Bit nasty, isn't it though? He may be a honourable man who has fallen on hard times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 10 hours ago, Dazey said: Just shoved my last $50 into this guy's pocket. $50.00! awwww..that is so good of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Whiskey Rose said: $50.00! awwww..that is so good of you. Well you say that but the tramp did have to suck him off afterwards... oh wait don't tell me you thought Dazey just gave him the cash 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 15 hours ago, Dazey said: Just shoved my last $50 into this guy's pocket. Figure that gives me the right to post the pic. Dont worry skip by the time he discovers it he'll've pissed on it several times and rendered it useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, spunko12345 said: Well you say that but the tramp did have to suck him off afterwards... oh wait don't tell me you thought Dazey just gave him the cash You all are so mean to each other But hmm..considering there's a high probability that guy has no teef in his head, you may be on to something 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 The mockery of him is cruel beyond belief. He might be a military veteran - heck, he could be a highly educated former professional who has fallen on hard times. For all you know he might be a method actor, a millionaire, testing for a role. It might be Bobby De Niro!! He inhabits New York often!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, DieselDaisy said: The mockery of him is cruel beyond belief. He might be a military veteran - heck, he could be a highly educated former professional who has fallen on hard times. For all you know he might be a method actor, a millionaire, testing for a role. It might be Bobby De Niro!! He inhabits New York often!! He's none of those things as you well know, he's just an amiable chubby little fellow from Middlesborough who got lucky with an American wife so gets to travel a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Rose Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: The mockery of him is cruel beyond belief. He might be a military veteran - heck, he could be a highly educated former professional who has fallen on hard times. For all you know he might be a method actor, a millionaire, testing for a role. It might be Bobby De Niro!! He inhabits New York often!! He does look like Robert De Niro! But you are correct, we are being uncharitable and it is unkind. "Smackdown!" with DieselDaisy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 I would have laughed if he sat up and did one of those gurning constipated De niro faces. ''Hey buster, this is all I need for my next movie role''. 'Boro, ehh? You have to wonder where Geordiedom ends, and Tykesville begins? Do you just pass the border and suddenly people switch from, ''whaey aye maan, howay the lads, ganning doon to the pub like'', to, ''aye oop, I don't need know t'third oooompire to tell me he nicked it.'' Do you just cross the border and people cease speaking like Jimmy Nail and commence speaking like Geoff Boycott (with his 'Mom's stick of rhubarb'), or is their a certain inter dialect: ''aye oop, ganning doon to the toon''? Boro is plonked firmly in that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 31 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I would have laughed if he sat up and did one of those gurning constipated De niro faces. ''Hey buster, this is all I need for my next movie role''. 'Boro, ehh? You have to wonder where Geordiedom ends, and Tykesville begins? Do you just pass the border and suddenly people switch from, ''whaey aye maan, howay the lads, ganning doon to the pub like'', to, ''aye oop, I don't need know t'third oooompire to tell me he nicked it.'' Do you just cross the border and people cease speaking like Jimmy Nail and commence speaking like Geoff Boycott (with his 'Mom's stick of rhubarb'), or is their a certain inter dialect: ''aye oop, ganning doon to the toon''? Boro is plonked firmly in that area. I used to read Viz a lot so I understand quite a bit of Geordie. And I know Cloughie is from Boro but he sounds more like what I would call "a northener". How good was Viz though? Sid The Sexist and Roger Mellie The Man on the Telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 28 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: I used to read Viz a lot so I understand quite a bit of Geordie. And I know Cloughie is from Boro but he sounds more like what I would call "a northener". How good was Viz though? Sid The Sexist and Roger Mellie The Man on the Telly I had this on VHS years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: The mockery of him is cruel beyond belief. He might be a military veteran - heck, he could be a highly educated former professional who has fallen on hard times. For all you know he might be a method actor, a millionaire, testing for a role. It might be Bobby De Niro!! He inhabits New York often!! Its awfully romantic to think so but the reality is tramps are by and large pissheads and mentalists. Or pisshead mentalists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, spunko12345 said: He's none of those things as you well know, he's just an amiable chubby little fellow from Middlesborough who got lucky with an American wife so gets to travel a lot. And likes to wank off tramps on the NY subway with a note in his hand in case they wake up Tramp: Wait, what the fuck are you doin?!? McLeod: Sorry mate, you was awake so i was just slipping this into your pocket. Tramp: Thanks. What was wrong with my breast pocket tho? McLeod: I have to go now *runs* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Its awfully romantic to think so but the reality is tramps are by and large pissheads and mentalists. Or pisshead mentalists. I used to know a guy who used to be homeless who was in the RAF - he had his RAF jacket with per ardua ad astra motto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I used to know a guy who used to be homeless who was in the RAF - he had his RAF jacket with per ardua ad astra motto. Oh they all have a story...I knew one who used to play the guitar and suprised me once, quoting tons and tons of Shakespeare offhand. Entire sonnets and that. I never did get his whole life story out of him but i did discover that his missus died met an untimely demise and that sort of drove him to that life. He's really young too, younger than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Len Cnut said: And likes to wank off tramps on the NY subway with a note in his hand in case they wake up Tramp: Wait, what the fuck are you doin?!? McLeod: Sorry mate, you was awake so i was just slipping this into your pocket. Tramp: Thanks. What was wrong with my breast pocket tho? McLeod: I have to go now *runs* "And what the fuck are them pills youve been putting in my drinks all night you limey pervert. Oh shit I'm going, im going under, sososleepy... get thfuck away from my penis you cuuuuunn. .sleep" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, spunko12345 said: "And what the fuck are them pills youve been putting in my drinks all night you limey pervert. Oh shit I'm going, im going under, sososleepy... get thfuck away from my penis you cuuuuunn. .sleep" McLeod leering over him in a Bill Cosby sweater 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Oh they all have a story...I knew one who used to play the guitar and suprised me once, quoting tons and tons of Shakespeare offhand. Entire sonnets and that. See, if he'd done a proper degree rather than poncing about with all that gay Shakespeare shite he'd probably have a proper job by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dazey said: See, if he'd done a proper degree rather than poncing about with all that gay Shakespeare shite he'd probably have a proper job by now. Quote Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance. - Macbeth: Act 2, Scene 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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