Dazey Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: Whats it like? Like any other can of Heineken only bigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Dazey said: Like any other can of Heineken only bigger. I'm talking about Olde English 800 and all that bolllocks. Colt 45 is another one i wanna try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: ah ok. i have to visit there it just calls to me In New Orleans the cops ignore it as long as you have it in a paper bag. The liquor stores actually provide single can sized brown paper bags just for that reason. Edited December 6, 2016 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I think you might like this @AxlsFavoriteRose if you can understand a word they're saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Dazey said: In New Orleans the cops ignore it as long as you have it in a paper bag. The liquor stores actually provide single can sized brown bags just for that reason. when i lived in Sac there was a liquor store i went to as a last resort cos it stayed opened the latest ( the other places closed at like 9 p.m. ffs ). anyway, i had to park in the lot behind it and go through a short alley with a dumpster, and it just reeked of urine. i'd see the old men come out with their pints of whatever and immediately drink them out of the paper bags they came in. at least i waited til i drove the six blocks or so to my apartment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, Dazey said: I think you might like this @AxlsFavoriteRose if you can understand a word they're saying. LOL yeah i caught enough....it's freaking hilarious! thanks Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I remember there used to be a drive thru liquor store here in Atlanta. They would even furnish cups of ice, but that was before all the do not drink and drive stuff started so bad. My son's father was a bad drunk and constantly went to the drive thru... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, BlueJean Baby said: I remember there used to be a drive thru liquor store here in Atlanta. They would even furnish cups of ice, but that was before all the do not drink and drive stuff started so bad. My son's father was a bad drunk and constantly went to the drive thru... I've been to a drive thru margarita place in San Antonio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 On 12/6/2016 at 5:28 PM, Len Cnut said: No but its not hard to get away with either. I dont think coppers care as long as you aint being rowdy. Hang on I thought it was legal here? I thought it was just sort of, frowned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 On 06/12/2016 at 5:15 PM, Dazey said: During Communion wine does not symbolise Christ's blood; it IS Christ's blood. Catholic Vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: Hang on I thought it was legal here? I thought it was just sort of, frowned upon. You might be right, I'm not sure where i got my notion from. I remember the filth getting a bit funny about all the local skagheads and tramps doing it around the town centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 21 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You might be right, I'm not sure where i got my notion from. I remember the filth getting a bit funny about all the local skagheads and tramps doing it around the town centre. "Local skagheads and tramps"? It was you wasn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 38 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You might be right, I'm not sure where i got my notion from. I remember the filth getting a bit funny about all the local skagheads and tramps doing it around the town centre. We can test it out tomorrow. Both of us go up the high street with a flagon of cider. Last one to a criminal records a wanker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 53 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: We can test it out tomorrow. Both of us go up the high street with a flagon of cider. Last one to a criminal records a wanker I just drank 7 pints of Stella in 2 hours on a school night. I'm surprised I didn't get arrested on the way home for sheer stupidity. Did I mention that I have to cycle to work at 7am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 2 hours ago, spunko12345 said: We can test it out tomorrow. Both of us go up the high street with a flagon of cider. Last one to a criminal records a wanker i done 5 cans of Okcim polish urine on the way home from work about a fortnight ago, no one said a dickie bird. 1 hour ago, Dazey said: I just drank 7 pints of Stella in 2 hours on a school night. I'm surprised I didn't get arrested on the way home for sheer stupidity. Did I mention that I have to cycle to work at 7am? I'm finding hangovers get on my wick a bit lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I'm finding hangovers get on my wick a bit lately. It's awful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Dazey said: It's awful! MORNING!!!!!!!! HOW'S THE HEAD?? IT'S 6.50am WAKEY WAKEY TIME TO GET UP AND DEFROST THE BIKE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 4 hours ago, spunko12345 said: WAKEY WAKEY TIME TO GET UP AND DEFROST THE BIKE Don't talk about your mum like that! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 21 hours ago, spunko12345 said: We can test it out tomorrow. Both of us go up the high street with a flagon of cider. Last one to a criminal records a wanker I think he beat you to that particular accolade several years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 19 hours ago, Dazey said: I think he beat you to that particular accolade several years ago. Never was a man more innocent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverburst80 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) I'm going out tonight to get absolutely fucked for my mates 36th, so tomorrow i'm going to have a 36 year old's hangover. Rumours that some Columbian marching powder may be floating around also so it's going to be a tough week. Edited December 9, 2016 by Silverburst80 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 11 hours ago, Silverburst80 said: I'm going out tonight to get absolutely fucked for my mates 36th, so tomorrow i'm going to have a 36 year old's hangover. Rumours that some Columbian marching powder may be floating around also so it's going to be a tough week. Is there any greater joy than a massive piss up supplemented by a coupla grams of ching? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Jay Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 why have i never seen this before?? this is freaking awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I had a party one night and this dude, who was super wasted sat his drink down next to the bong. He picked up the bong by mistake and guzzled it down...he called me the next day asking what he drank coz he woke up with a terrible taste in his mouth and feeling real sick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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