Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Might be John Wayne Gacey, he was a fat fucker, he'd love pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I was reading about Death Row recently, and irrespective of ethics, it is probably the most inefficient system ever. You can be on it for forty years. You automatically have about fifteen years of appeals - which apparently drain the federal treasury. The most prevalent cause of death for inmates on death row - and this sums it all up - is 'natural causes'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Might be John Wayne Gacey, he was a fat fucker, he'd love pies There'd be a waiting list for him I bet. I wonder if they let them have food from outside though come to think of it. Grace you might want to check the rules on that before you send it.It's quite a jarring cultural image actually. A heavily tattooed serial killer or gangbanger sat in a cell, sweltering in the Texan sun eating a Mr Kipling mince pie. He's thinking what the FUCK is this Bless you Grace that's tickled me that has 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) I wonder if i put it to the mods they'd let me get a pen pal and post the letters on here? Then we could all decide what to write, i'd have final edit mind but it would be like him having several pen pals for the price of one. Len your in surely? Snakes, this has got your fuckin name all over it my son Edited January 3, 2016 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 It could be an on-going pinned thread I'm well in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 That is the worst idea I've seen on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 That is the worst idea I've seen on this forum.That's the best idea I've ever seen on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm on it!http://www.humanwrites.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) I'm on it! http://www.humanwrites.orgBingo Well played Leonard.There's a section where you can purchase prisoners art. There's a lovely drawing of a clown one of the cons has done, Perhaps when this is up and running we could chip in and buy it then raffle it off to forum members for a bit of fun? Edited January 3, 2016 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) I'm getting a bit emotionally attached already, gonna be a shame when he's up for the toaster! Edited January 3, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 BEST IDEA EVER! Who'd've thunk a thick Taff was capable of such genius? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Now now, I'll have you know a Welsh person invented the...uh....ummmm...help us out here Spunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Might be John Wayne Gacey, he was a fat fucker, he'd love pies There'd be a waiting list for him I bet. I wonder if they let them have food from outside though come to think of it. Grace you might want to check the rules on that before you send it.It's quite a jarring cultural image actually. A heavily tattooed serial killer or gangbanger sat in a cell, sweltering in the Texan sun eating a Mr Kipling mince pie. He's thinking what the FUCK is this Bless you Grace that's tickled me that has He will be the only prisoner in the United States enjoying mince pies! It would be even better if Gracii sent him some Yorkshire Tea to enjoy with them. PSSomewhere, in the deepest darkest recesses of America's state penitentiaries, a prisoner will be saying, ''Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good cakes''. Edited January 3, 2016 by DieselDaisy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Now now, I'll have you know a Welsh person invented the...uh....ummmm...help us out here Spunks Fuck knows mate but there must be something. The microwave possibly.What does everyone think of Tim?He's been a bit of a rascal, aggravated murder, robbery and a bit of kidnapping that's all. But on the other hand, he is in the market for a pen pal plus he's on death row so he's gonna have a fair bit of time on his hands. What do you reckon, shall we take a punt on Tim?http://www.lostvault.com/penpals/detail.asp?iType=20&iAd=33519 Edited January 3, 2016 by spunko12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 'Its hard to meet new people' yeah, no shit Yeah go on, i like his hair and hes got a pleasant hippie Jesus look about him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Doesn't seem like a whole lot of "what are you eating" going on in here.Let's try to get back "on topic" guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Wings and beer. I am wasted. Glad I didn't drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 pulled pork poutine, and beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 'pulled pork' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 'pulled pork' I know, but it's so good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I feel like a drunken Japanese businessman, am full of fish & beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I feel like a drunken Japanese businessman, am full of fish & beer.Really? Thats funny, cuz they're a bunch of foul prurient voyeuristic perverts as well, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Snakepit wa black chicks ga suki desu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 this has cape fear of the internet written all over it. Wings and beer. I am wasted. Glad I didn't drive.I drive better drunk so you can't be wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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