magisme Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 What are yours?Good coffee in the morning while I catch up on news and post dumb shit on forums. That's where I'm at right now. Pretty awesome. Quote
Len Cnut Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 Walking in a park with fresh cut grass.For a brief moment there i thought that said wanking 1 Quote
Johnny Drama Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 What are yours?Good coffee in the morning while I catch up on news and post dumb shit on forums. That's where I'm at right now. Pretty awesome.Literally everything you said there. Just getting to work, reading the paper, posting on the forum and sipping on a double espresso. Add washing the car, guitar lessons and being sore the next day after a big gym session. Wanking in a park with fresh cunt grass.For a brief moment there i thought that said wanking Fixed. Quote
DR DOOM Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 Jerking off with my thumb in my ass.Also Chicken Nuggets Quote
Johnny Drama Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 Jerking off with my thumb in my ass.Did you find your A-spot? Quote
DR DOOM Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 Did you find your A-spot?Pretty sure it's on the tip of my thumb. 3 Quote
Johnny Drama Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 A freshly made bed.I counter that with a bed that hasn't been made when you're real tired. Did you find your A-spot?Pretty sure it's on the tip of my thumb.Do you need to pick it out of your nails? Quote
Len Cnut Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 The smell of the changing rooms at the gym.Fuckin' batty man, whats wrong with you? Quote
Johnny Drama Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 call in sick and spend all day doing nothingFuck yes to this.Beating my grandmas dog with a rake.Is that an euphemism? 1 Quote
spunko12345 Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 When your boss is a cunt and you get into work to find he's called in sick.When your boss tells you to carry out your work in a way that is borderline unlawful and contradicts the Housing Act then due to a council restructure he gets a new head of service and she calls him out on it making him look like a proper twat. Quote
Gracii Guns Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 Porridge from Costa Coffee.Gin.Finding a new hairstyle I like.Sewing. Quote
Snake-Pit Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 The sound of a fresh set of guitar strings.The smell of some guitar shops. Quote
Dazey Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Waking up at 6am, sitting on my arse with a cold one while the house is silent and playing an hour of Grand Theft Auto 5. Edited May 30, 2015 by Dazey 1 Quote
arnold layne Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 Taking a bubble bath when I've got the chills. Quote
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