The Holographic Universe Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I plan on flying to Calgary next year to go to Banff and Lake Louise. A friend told me I would not be able to enter the country because I had a DUI 10 years ago. So for any Canadians here, is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 if thats true I'm fucked if i ever wanna go Canada, i got two of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 The Canadians let Keith Richards back into the country having busted him for heroin in Toronto in 1977. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: The Canadians let Keith Richards back into the country having busted him for heroin in Toronto in 1977. The Pierre Trudeau govt even dropped those charges since both Mick and Keith were shagging Pierres wife Margaret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 And Keith agreed to play a benefit show. So that is what Holographic has to do to enter Canada: shag the PM's wife and play a benefit concert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) And the current PM is their son Justin Trudeau, so chances are especially good. Here's his wife singing a song she wrote for her daughter at a MLK Day event (for no other reason than because she's also a bit touched): Edited December 17, 2017 by soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I like her little ''hmm mm mm'' between the verses. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsguy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, The Holographic Universe said: I plan on flying to Calgary next year to go to Banff and Lake Louise. A friend told me I would not be able to enter the country because I had a DUI 10 years ago. So for any Canadians here, is this true? Depends on the charges on you. A customs agent can deny you for any reason, or no reason at all. Here is what I found on the subject In order to enter Canada with a DUI conviction on your records, you will either need to be deemed “rehabilitated” or granted a temporary resident permit. A person is deemed rehabilitated if he has no criminal convictions for a minimum of 5 years after the completion of the imposed sentence. Keep in mind the agent can deny entry as DUI is a serious offense in Canada. This is one of those things that if you have not been in trouble since you SHOULD be able to get in, all you can do is try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holographic Universe Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 43 minutes ago, gunsguy said: Depends on the charges on you. A customs agent can deny you for any reason, or no reason at all. Here is what I found on the subject In order to enter Canada with a DUI conviction on your records, you will either need to be deemed “rehabilitated” or granted a temporary resident permit. A person is deemed rehabilitated if he has no criminal convictions for a minimum of 5 years after the completion of the imposed sentence. Keep in mind the agent can deny entry as DUI is a serious offense in Canada. This is one of those things that if you have not been in trouble since you SHOULD be able to get in, all you can do is try Thanks man. I appreciate it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLegend Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) Nevermind a DUI is more serious. Edited December 18, 2017 by AtariLegend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 The way those Canucks drink, you'd think they'd welcome you in if you've had a DUI, eh? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Powerage5 said: The way those Canucks drink, you'd think they'd welcome you in if you've had a DUI, eh? *sips beer* 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 15 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: And Keith agreed to play a benefit show. So that is what Holographic has to do to enter Canada: shag the PM's wife and play a benefit concert. They were banging his missus, is that true? I know there was a thing about his wife attending Stones gigs but I didn't know they were slipping her one as well I like The Stones more and more everyday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Apparently she had it off with Ted Kennedy also, so, as the saying goes she was ''easily spread''. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 They don't do a background check on everyone at customs so it's basically what you tell the agent and whether they believe you or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISSY Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/17/2017 at 4:50 PM, soon said: And the current PM is their son Justin Trudeau, so chances are especially good. Here's his wife singing a song she wrote for her daughter at a MLK Day event (for no other reason than because she's also a bit touched): you kind of would have to be expected to be a drinker if this is represents the entertainment one might come upon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 hours ago, CHRISSY said: you kind of would have to be expected to be a drinker if this is represents the entertainment one might come upon Haha! That room represents our elites; more of a xanax crowd. Not something the average person would have to worry about suffering through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Just wear a Calgary Flames jersey and gift a Canadian flag to customs in an act of diplomacy and you'll be good to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 I've known people who had trouble getting back into the US after visiting Canada, I cant think of anyone who was denied entry into Canada though. So hopefully youre not from the States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 US customs are a bunch of cunts. I think that's in the job description; You must be a miserable bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Ease in slowly and spit on your cock first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 On 12/31/2017 at 3:39 AM, arnold layne said: US customs are a bunch of cunts. I think that's in the job description; You must be a miserable bastard. Canadian's aren't though. When I flew into Seattle a few years back and drove to Vancouver, the Canadian border people informed me about the results for the world cup and congratulated me that The Netherlands defeated Spain during my flight. Friendly folks! The customs people at the Seattle airport were miserable cunts. When I drove back from Canada to the US the border people were really nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 6 hours ago, username said: Canadian's aren't though. When I flew into Seattle a few years back and drove to Vancouver, the Canadian border people informed me about the results for the world cup and congratulated me that The Netherlands defeated Spain during my flight. Friendly folks! The customs people at the Seattle airport were miserable cunts. When I drove back from Canada to the US the border people were really nice though. Well yeah that was what I was trying to say. When we traveled to Canada during the W era, the differences were night and day. While the US customs were being a bunch of hooray for tolerance!s, Canada had one guy reading the newspaper and waving everyone through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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