Who would win a modern day Civil War in the USA? (For entertainment purposes only)

[Ace Nova]

For purely entertainment purposes only...who do you think would win a modern day Civil War in the US?

 

The right or the left....and there is no in between.  You either join the right or the left.

 

 

[Eric Cantona]

what the fuck kk

[Ace Nova]

8 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

what the fuck kk

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Not sure why this is taboo.  If we can't talk about this tongue-in-cheek.....then we really do have a problem.  And if that's the case, people need to wake up and realize that we are all brothers and sisters.  

[Gordon Comstock]

On the one hand, this topic is kinda fucked up.

On the other hand, there's no way the USA, as it is today, goes another century without at least fracturing into several new countries, hopefully without a civil war but I'm not sure the various divides among Americans will magically stop growing deeper, so is it a question of if, or when?

 

To answer for the hell of it, ideally both extremes take each other out in a relatively short-lived conflict. Leaning either way of center is fine, it's having a blinded/extreme political viewpoints and inability to reason with your viewpoints' counterpart that's the biggest issue facing the [loudest] Americans IMO. (emphasis on 'loudest' btw)

[ShadowOfTheWave]

Only a conservative would ask this question. 

[Ace Nova]

6 minutes ago, ShadowOfTheWave said:

Only a conservative would ask this question. 

That's a lie.

 

I asked it.

 

I'm neither.  

[Eric Cantona]

1 hour ago, Kasanova King said:

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Not sure why this is taboo.  If we can't talk about this tongue-in-cheek.....then we really do have a problem.  And if that's the case, people need to wake up and realize that we are all brothers and sisters.  

It's not that it's taboo, I'm just curious how the fuck you come up with stupid fucking shit like this

[Georgy Zhukov]

Which ever side that has the most guns. 

 

In b4 deleted.

[SoulMonster]

Who'd fight a civil war for entertainment purposes only? Or did you mean to say that this thread was intended for entertainment only? And if so, what other potential purpose could you have had behind such a thread? Did youo intend to seriously agitate for civil war?

I see two possible ways of answering. One goes into the detail of where wepaonry are stocked in the US and combining this with where the two sides dominate, and also looks at who'd control other resources and infrastructure. A very complicated hypothetical question that relies on a lot facts and knowledge on warfare.

The other answer goes more in the direction of who are the better fighters, using stereotypes like liberals being scrawny hippies and conservatives being masculine tough guys with guns and fond of hunting. And I think this is more where you intended this thread to go.

What is it with you conservatives and your obsession with war and fighting?

[ZoSoRose]

The fuck kk

[action]

well, if we're talking entertainment purposes here, then i'd rather advocate for WWIII.  who knows what brilliant music comes out of a new world war

rock n roll and elvis came from the previous one, and today all we have is kayne and dead rockstars. we need to... clean the sheet or something

(I'll get me coat)

 

 

[DieselDaisy]

It must be divisive in America. Americans pulling down their statues is dismantling the old heritage there, throwing out the proverbial baby with the water. Usually statues are pulled down during periods of anarchic state-formation, when old nations (and constitutions) collapse and new ones are formed in their wake.

[Dazey]

4 hours ago, SoulMonster said:

Conservatives being masculine tough guys with guns and fond of hunting. 

You missed out god bothering, scientific ignorance and rampant incest.

[spunko12345]

I think we all know the conservative right would annihilate the left in a combat situation. The only chance the left would have is to negotiate a peace deal before it got too bloody.

[DieselDaisy]

The LGTB 'acronym community' will be fighting on behalf of the left.

[spunko12345]

If I was on a battlefield and Moby was stood in my way id run the bald cunt through with my bayonet without a moments hesitation.

[Padme]

I don't need your Civil War

It feeds the rich while it buries the poor

[DieselDaisy]

51 minutes ago, Dazey said:

You missed out god bothering, scientific ignorance and rampant incest.

'God bothering' - what a strange use of words. (God) ''Oh dear, more of those American right-wingers pestering me. Bugger off, I'm busy making Eve''.

[AtariLegend]

I notice this alot on the Internet.

Conservative Americans love their country so much, they wish the other side won the civil war.

Then again, there's French posters here who for some reason think the world would have been better off if Hitler had won.

[Gracii Guns]

Locked because a stupid question has led to a mention of Hitler.

We have one US politics thread where I hope dialogue is encouraged. In this climate we don't need speculation of any war, for entertainment purposes.