magisme Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Anything East of Prague is Eastern Europe to me. I'll keep that to myself, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Not planning any holidays this year. We unlikely to have the money after buying a house and getting married (neither are we planning a honeymoon). But if we can manage to scrape together some money, the benefit of being young is that we still qualify for a discounted Interrail ticket! Fingers crossed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Central Europe for Poland. More like fuckin' East Yorkshire! We had this really old landlord that used to refer to things in like, old terms, he used to call the Polish 'eastern block tenants', i still don't know what that shit means The ones from Zimbabwae he called 'the Rhodesian chaps!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 he used to call the Polish 'eastern block tenants', i still don't know what that shit means Play on bloc/block (Eastern Bloc vs [Tower] Block tenants)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 CC down the panties, passport in your shoe.I used to carry 5 bucks worth of 50 cent coins in my socks when I was in school on a daily basis. I know my shit sweetheart. Clearly not! How do you put a passport in your shoe when you're wearing thongs or sandals??? And how do you keep a credit card inside a gstring? Yeah, didn't think about that one, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 CC down the panties, passport in your shoe.I used to carry 5 bucks worth of 50 cent coins in my socks when I was in school on a daily basis. I know my shit sweetheart. Clearly not! How do you put a passport in your shoe when you're wearing thongs or sandals??? And how do you keep a credit card inside a gstring? Yeah, didn't think about that one, did you? Shove it up yer growler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 CC down the panties, passport in your shoe.I used to carry 5 bucks worth of 50 cent coins in my socks when I was in school on a daily basis. I know my shit sweetheart. Clearly not! How do you put a passport in your shoe when you're wearing thongs or sandals??? And how do you keep a credit card inside a gstring? Yeah, didn't think about that one, did you? Shove it up yer growler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 CC down the panties, passport in your shoe.I used to carry 5 bucks worth of 50 cent coins in my socks when I was in school on a daily basis. I know my shit sweetheart. Clearly not! How do you put a passport in your shoe when you're wearing thongs or sandals??? And how do you keep a credit card inside a gstring? Yeah, didn't think about that one, did you? Shove it up yer growler? Can't say he's wrong if all else fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I do both. But if I am carrying a lot of money most of it goes in the hidden wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 A wallet can also look clunky in your front pocket, depending on your pants. Fucks up your symmetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Get a quality slim leather wallet. Any man that uses those cheap ones with Velcro fastenings and sports logos or images of Che Guevara on the front should be shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I don't have a goddamn velcro wallet, you prick. But I do have naturally large quads, and I tend to wear clothes that fit relatively closely, so even the slim wallet gives me some pocket bulge I'd rather do without. I'm usually with a blazer or at least a lightweight jacket, so I'm an inside breast pocket man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Yeah that wasn't addressed at you really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 ..... But I do have naturally large quads, and I tend to wear clothes that fit relatively closely..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 those cheap ones with Velcro fastenings and sports logos or images of Che Guevara on the front should be shotI suppose a wallet with Che Guevara's image on would be inconsistent with his favoured political philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Just got back from Thailand. White sand beaches, cocktails and heatstroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Just got back from Thailand. White sand beaches, cocktails and heatstroke.ping pong shows, adult massages, beautiful ladyboy hookers shopping for deadly drunk tourists. just got back from there too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeHunt Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 You should see what those girls can do with a banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 i would rather unsee that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Off to Brussels for the weekend at the end of February. Should be a giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A wallet can also look clunky in your front pocket, depending on your pants. Fucks up your symmetry.Yet another reason to dislike skinny jeans.With my pants always tented out, I could be carrying a pastrami sandwich in my front pants pocket and nobody would know it.I don't wear skinny jeans. I just don't wear jeans multiple sizes too big like many men. And I don't wear that boot cut shit. Straight leg, motherfuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Off to Brussels for the weekend at the end of February. Should be a giggle.I was there for a night once. I admit I didn't see much of the place but what I did see was the most boring, dull, grey shithole of a city I have ever encountered. Highlight was drinking a stella in a travellodge type hotel and watching a dripping tap behind the bar. Edited January 30, 2014 by Facekicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Off to Brussels for the weekend at the end of February. Should be a giggle.I was there for a night once. I admit I didn't see much of the place but what I did see was the most boring, dull, grey shithole of a city I have ever encountered. Highlight was drinking a stella in a travellodge type hotel and watching a dripping tap behind the bar.You didn't see the statue of the kid peeing in the fountain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 No but if I had I might have joined him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Most boring, dull shithole for me was Andorra. Can't believe I ever thought that was a good idea. Couldn't get in touch with CouchSurfer we were supposed to stay with, me and my mate bought some wine, drank it on a bench we found on a hillside, slept for a few hours, I woke up and threw up, went back to sleep. Woke up to sound of goats. Torrential rain. Locals who refused to speak French or Spanish, just Catalan. Lunch at McDonalds to escape rain. Got on bus to Toulouse at 2pm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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