Len Cnut Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Once weekly, thats scandalous! A thought having a guaranteed bit of the other was half the reason for getting married. Edited March 22, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Len B'stard said: Once weekly, thats scandalous! A thought having a guaranteed bit of the other was half the reason for getting married. It's as much as you like… with consent from both parties. Wanting it when I'm tired doesn't happen. Maybe my friend who showed me that book had a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I like that you felt the need to clarify the consent aspect Grace, thank you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: I like that you felt the need to clarify the consent aspect Grace, thank you You're welcome. Next week's lesson is on the topic of queuing etiquette and how to hold a knife and fork. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 In a sort of a balled up fist whilst dribbling on the tablecloth is the Yorkshire standard i believe? . 'Eeeeee woman, thy better get t'tea before i belts thee one!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, Len B'stard said: Once weekly, thats scandalous! A thought having a guaranteed bit of the other was half the reason for getting married. I blame a combination of veterinary and running a small business Still, there'll be 2 weeks off for Honeymoon! Edited March 22, 2016 by Axls Rocket Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Axls Rocket Queen said: I blame a combination of veterinary and running a small business Still, there'll be 2 weeks off for Honeymoon! In the context of this post, that emoticon just looks obscene... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Graeme said: In the context of this post, that emoticon just looks obscene... Oh my Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbermade_baby Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 On 22 March 2016 at 10:18 AM, Axls Rocket Queen said: We're trying out scheduling sex to make sure it happens at least once weekly as we're just too damn busy and tired all the time I think I may try this, though three times a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 3 hours ago, rubbermade_baby said: I think I may try this, though three times a week We're gonna work up to that Damn conflicting schedules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 On 22.3.2016 at 11:18 AM, Axls Rocket Queen said: We're trying out scheduling sex to make sure it happens at least once weekly as we're just too damn busy and tired all the time What day and time? Maybe we can sync Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Axls Rocket Queen said: We're gonna work up to that Damn conflicting schedules @rubbermade_baby Really? You ladies aim for three times a week? I suppose it depends on what's important in your relationship. Once a week (almost always weekends) is about as much as it gets for us. And that's basically enough for me. I'm always tired, and rarely feel up for it. And date nights went out the window ages ago. Note to self: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS NOT COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHERS, DAMMIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Gracii Guns said: @rubbermade_baby Really? You ladies aim for three times a week? I suppose it depends on what's important in your relationship. Once a week (almost always weekends) is about as much as it gets for us. And that's basically enough for me. I'm always tired, and rarely feel up for it. And date nights went out the window ages ago. Note to self: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS NOT COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHERS, DAMMIT! I'd be up for it more if we both weren't so tired/busy all the time then busy day runs into busy day and before you know it we haven't had sex in weeks. Hence starting with scheduling it- as unromantic as it sounds in principle, it gives us something to look forward to, makes sure we are setting aside time to spend together, and ultimately we'll probably find ourselves in the mood for it more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I am tired a lot but once you get going it's always fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Single me: I want a girlfriend. Relationship me: I'm done with this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbermade_baby Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 On 22 March 2016 at 5:25 PM, Gracii Guns said: @rubbermade_baby Really? You ladies aim for three times a week? I suppose it depends on what's important in your relationship. Once a week (almost always weekends) is about as much as it gets for us. And that's basically enough for me. I'm always tired, and rarely feel up for it. And date nights went out the window ages ago. Note to self: THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS NOT COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHERS, DAMMIT! I'd like more than that really, not sure he would though.. He's always tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 My dick looks very old suddenly. The rest of me looks sprightly enough, but it has changed. It's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Not going to schedule sex, it happens when it happens. Wish I got three times a week, but that's the crap thing about doing so much exercise. You both look hot, but are too knackered to act on the attraction! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Well, what's the purpose of looking good if it doesn't result in any action? Beyond admiring yourself in the mirror, I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 3 hours ago, SoulMonster said: Well, what's the purpose of looking good if it doesn't result in any action? I ask myself this every time I finish doing exercise... . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RQRQ Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 On 4/5/2016 at 1:39 AM, Wagszilla said: I changed my online dating profile username to something hilarious. At some point you just say fuck it, I don't care. I wish I had the balls to go on a dating site but being female the balls might be a problem, on second thoughts there's probably a niche market for that type of thing. I'm becoming more and more perplexed by men and this dating malarky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, RQRQ said: I wish I had the balls to go on a dating site but being female the balls might be a problem, on second thoughts there's probably a niche market for that type of thing. I'm becoming more and more perplexed by men and this dating malarky. How you doin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 40 minutes ago, RQRQ said: I wish I had the balls to go on a dating site but being female the balls might be a problem, on second thoughts there's probably a niche market for that type of thing. I'm becoming more and more perplexed by men and this dating malarky. A few times, people on here have suggested that I try some sort of online dating site as well... It's weird because I think the majority of relationships (in Western countries at any rate) begin online these days, but I have a kinda weird mental hangup about how artificial it seems. Like, I've always thought that if I was worth dating then I should be worth dating to girls whom I meet just through living life without having to sell myself like some sort of product... The idea of a 'market' for a potential love interest just baffles me. It's also the thought of explicitly putting yourself up for rejection, multiple times over... not a nice feeling even if it happens infrequently. It's kinda like people who get dressed up in their finest to go to nightclubs with the intention of finding love, what a strange environment to meet someone really; I'm sure it happens, but it's never happened to me, it's usually in totally unforeseen circumstances that someone comes along and I think "Aye, you're a bit special...". Then I fuck it up, or it gets fucked up for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RQRQ Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 9 hours ago, PappyTron said: How you doin'? Fair to middling, and how's yourself? 9 hours ago, Graeme said: A few times, people on here have suggested that I try some sort of online dating site as well... It's weird because I think the majority of relationships (in Western countries at any rate) begin online these days, but I have a kinda weird mental hangup about how artificial it seems. Like, I've always thought that if I was worth dating then I should be worth dating to girls whom I meet just through living life without having to sell myself like some sort of product... The idea of a 'market' for a potential love interest just baffles me. It's also the thought of explicitly putting yourself up for rejection, multiple times over... not a nice feeling even if it happens infrequently. It's kinda like people who get dressed up in their finest to go to nightclubs with the intention of finding love, what a strange environment to meet someone really; I'm sure it happens, but it's never happened to me, it's usually in totally unforeseen circumstances that someone comes along and I think "Aye, you're a bit special...". Then I fuck it up, or it gets fucked up for me. Yeah I get that a lot too and agree the whole bigging yourself up seems really unnatural. Then there's the shallowness of people just disregarding you purely on your looks, I know that's something that generally people with eyebrows on their cheeks and who're bed ridden and on a drip feed of mac n' cheese say but it happens. I'd much rather meet someone the old fashioned way. *just to add, I don't like Mac n' cheese and have GREAT eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 1 hour ago, RQRQ said: Fair to middling, and how's yourself? Yeah I get that a lot too and agree the whole bigging yourself up seems really unnatural. Then there's the shallowness of people just disregarding you purely on your looks, I know that's something that generally people with eyebrows on their cheeks and who're bed ridden and on a drip feed of mac n' cheese say but it happens. I'd much rather meet someone the old fashioned way. *just to add, I don't like Mac n' cheese and have GREAT eyebrows. Haha, physical attraction is definitely important and I don't think it's shallow to say that. Shallow is where you pursue horrible people and don't care about their actions/attitudes because they look good. I'm naturally quite suspicious of "beautiful people",.and by that, I don't mean people I find sexually attractive, but people who feel that the way they look adds value to them as a person... If I look at a lassie and think "ooft, you're a beauty" then that's a good start but unless we can hold an intelligent conversation then I know I won't be interested... Although if there's no physical attraction then it's never going to progress beyond friendship anyway. I just don't know if these nuances come through with 'swipe left/swipe right'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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