PappyTron Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Vile? Vile? I've never been so offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Where is this sudden suprise towards you being crude come from? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Where is this sudden suprise towards you being crude come from? I can be crude, I can be witty, I can be sophisticated...I just can't be northern. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 This is another reason why it's great your being back, honestly i feel like Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs when you ain't around, Dingles to the left of me, Dingles to the right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 This is another reason why it's great your being back, honestly i feel like Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs when you ain't around, Dingles to the left of me, Dingles to the right Dazey and Gracii post quite a lot on here. Their Town Criers must be working overtime to relay all of their posts to the Dingles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) This is another reason why it's great your being back, honestly i feel like Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs when you ain't around, Dingles to the left of me, Dingles to the right Dazey and Gracii post quite a lot on here. Their Town Criers must be working overtime to relay all of their posts to the Dingles. Never gets old! Edited January 29, 2016 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) It's funny because it's true. 'tis grim up north.Hear ye, hear ye!On this day Gracii Guns has hereby announced that she has made tomato soup and deep-fried Curly-Wurly for supper, to be washed down with a glass of chilled whippet's piss. So it is said, so it is done! Hear ye, hear ye! Edited January 29, 2016 by PappyTron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Not seen that northern calypso video before (I blame my youth). I'm crying with laughter. I can't even deny it... if my grandad saw that he's think it was a fly-on-the-wall documentary in Technicolor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I just responded to an R4R post on Reddit. Fuck, I feel pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Rofl Pappy And the Internet is an acceptable way of meeting people, P5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I guess. I don't know it just feels...wrong to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 I've been abstinent for over 2 years now...ever since I broke up with my most recent ex gf. Hasn't been too bad, really....but I think it's time I got back into the game....probably will start hitting the local bar scene once every couple of weeks to prepare for Vegas....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Reddit girl never responded to my message, so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 25 minutes ago, Powerage5 said: Reddit girl never responded to my message, so whatever. People don't tend to reply to messages entitled "Yo girlie! I heard you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Fuck, I always make that mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 10 hours ago, PappyTron said: People don't tend to reply to messages entitled "Yo girlie! I heard you can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!" Everyone loves a squat challenge though eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I have become so old I am less tempted by distractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 A lassie I went on a couple of dates with 3 years ago got married today. I didn't even know she was engaged... I didn't even know she was going out with anyone. Fucking hell, I feel old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 On 10 February 2016 at 5:16 PM, SoulMonster said: I have become so old I am less tempted by distractions. Thats that science doing that shit to you If you're read more poetry you'd still be able to get it up You'd just be confused as to what to do with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) 22 hours ago, Graeme said: A lassie I went on a couple of dates with 3 years ago got married today. I didn't even know she was engaged... I didn't even know she was going out with anyone. Fucking hell, I feel old. She'll be screaming your name at the ceiling on her wedding night. Nobody make a joke about it being because Graeme has killed her husband and is wearing his face over his own whilst he gives the poor woman the old in-out. Edited February 14, 2016 by PappyTron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Can't believe nobody's mentioned St. Valentine's Day yet. I like to think that I'm above the card-buying festival, but it's really nice to have a day for being cute. (Because otherwise it's unlikely he'd bother on any other day). My husband has cooked us a delicious three-course dinner. I'm all up for food these days because his gift giving is a bit of a gamble. Lovely food anyway <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Last Valentines Day was better. That woman didn't have silly tantrums and we'd just watch tv and drink wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Last Valentine's Day I was single. This Valentine's Day I was single. Next Valentine's Day I'll probably be single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Powerage5 said: Last Valentine's Day I was single. This Valentine's Day I was single. Next Valentine's Day I'll probably be single. If you treat me nicely enough I might allow you to touch my thigh. You'll need to word hard for it though; I'm no trollop! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Pappy, don't tease me with a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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