arnold layne Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Poor bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 Four days. His balls must be purple. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Speechless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Fuckin' LithI like hanging with her, though. Sue me! I don't know, its nice to have that closeness back, even if this sounds totally lame on paper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Ya god damn wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Play this in the background next time, ZoSo: Or to really set the mood: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Don't worry, ZoSo, I don't doubt that you're a real man.A real macho man... Just kidding, man, whatever makes you happy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Man, the forum is on fire right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 This sums up my attitude toward women right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Next time she asks to cuddle just pull your willy out and do a helicopter with it while blowing raspberries.It's called establishing dominance, chicks love that shit, she'll want you to come all over her face after that. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 shieee, dats my jam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mansin Humanity Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfriend Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Next time she asks to cuddle just pull your willy out and do a helicopter with it while blowing raspberries.It's called establishing dominance, chicks love that shit, she'll want you to come all over her face after that.Don't forget to stand with your hands on your hips to emphasize the unlikelihood of it sucking itself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipMy wife and I had to deal with a 5000 mile distance for a few months at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipMy wife and I had to deal with a 5000 mile distance for a few months at a time.And now shes fucked for good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipYes. They're terrible and they don't work. Dazey is the exception, not the rule. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipYes. They're terrible and they don't work. Dazey is the exception, not the rule.People have been telling me that all my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls Rocket Queen Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipI have twice. One didn't work out, and my current boyfriend and I are just about to end 6 months of long distance (we were already together for 4 years before this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipYes. They're terrible and they don't work. Dazey is the exception, not the rule.People have been telling me that all my life. Yeah but in that instance they were talking about the ratio of incestuous relations in the North of England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Anyone here in, or been in a long distance relationshipIT WONT WORK. An absolute relationship killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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