SoulMonster Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Frites with mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm going for a week at the beginning of June. Any recommendations?I had time to walk around today. I will just write a few notes:- It's a good city to walk around in.- Many nice things to see everywhere, great architecture and plenty of historical buildings.- French people actually do walk around carrying long baguettes. I see surprisingly few berets, though.- Restaurants everywhere.- They have really nice frites with mayo.- Cute French girls talking English is bloody sexy.- In some areas of the city they prefer to have dog feces in the pavements rather than removing them.- The Eiffel tower is higher than I thought.- The beggars here seem to have an inexhaustable supply of puppies.- People are friendly and service-minded.- Montpanasse, there are where my hotel is, is bustling and lively.- As far as partying goes, I have only attended conference receptions and can't make any recommendations. Not many pubs to see, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I got one of those NUTRA BLAST things ( I suppose it's a blender that's piss easy to clean) and now I'm chugging these fruit smoothie things like a fucking champ.I'm one of those people that (until now) NEVER ate fruit, vegetables I'm fine with but never fresh fruit- now I'm smashing the shit like it's going out of fashion.A handful of spinach leaves, a banana, honey dew, mango, some blueberries, some strawberries and a smattering of goji berries and some cold water- "NUTRA BLAST" the motherfucker, crack some ice and mix it through and bob's your father's brother.I'm finding I have next to no hankerings for junk food since I started this too.Never even heard of that until now but it looks great. Cheers Doomy lad, that's the wife's Christmas present sorted then. How did this pan out man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Steak, baked potato, salad, loaf of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Croissant, pain whatever with chocolate, assorted hams and cheeses, coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I got one of those NUTRA BLAST things ( I suppose it's a blender that's piss easy to clean) and now I'm chugging these fruit smoothie things like a fucking champ.I'm one of those people that (until now) NEVER ate fruit, vegetables I'm fine with but never fresh fruit- now I'm smashing the shit like it's going out of fashion.A handful of spinach leaves, a banana, honey dew, mango, some blueberries, some strawberries and a smattering of goji berries and some cold water- "NUTRA BLAST" the motherfucker, crack some ice and mix it through and bob's your father's brother.I'm finding I have next to no hankerings for junk food since I started this too.Never even heard of that until now but it looks great. Cheers Doomy lad, that's the wife's Christmas present sorted then. How did this pan out man?She opened it and exclaimed 'is this how much you value our relationship?!?!' and proceeded to bludgeon him into the ground with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I got one of those NUTRA BLAST things ( I suppose it's a blender that's piss easy to clean) and now I'm chugging these fruit smoothie things like a fucking champ.I'm one of those people that (until now) NEVER ate fruit, vegetables I'm fine with but never fresh fruit- now I'm smashing the shit like it's going out of fashion.A handful of spinach leaves, a banana, honey dew, mango, some blueberries, some strawberries and a smattering of goji berries and some cold water- "NUTRA BLAST" the motherfucker, crack some ice and mix it through and bob's your father's brother.I'm finding I have next to no hankerings for junk food since I started this too.Never even heard of that until now but it looks great. Cheers Doomy lad, that's the wife's Christmas present sorted then. How did this pan out man?She loves it. Uses it every day so thanks for the heads up man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I liked my story better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I'm going for a week at the beginning of June. Any recommendations?I had time to walk around today. I will just write a few notes:- It's a good city to walk around in.- Many nice things to see everywhere, great architecture and plenty of historical buildings.- French people actually do walk around carrying long baguettes. I see surprisingly few berets, though.- Restaurants everywhere.- They have really nice frites with mayo.- Cute French girls talking English is bloody sexy.- In some areas of the city they prefer to have dog feces in the pavements rather than removing them.- The Eiffel tower is higher than I thought.- The beggars here seem to have an inexhaustable supply of puppies.- People are friendly and service-minded.- Montpanasse, there are where my hotel is, is bustling and lively.- As far as partying goes, I have only attended conference receptions and can't make any recommendations. Not many pubs to see, though.Hmm! It's a case of où est la maison de fromage as they say in Paris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Mont Blanc my old son! Mont Blanc! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Cheese house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Medium Big Mac meal with a coffee. Ending a night of 2 glasses of wine and a very strong cocktail called a Black Bananah. Bah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 By heck, McDonald's muffins really do taste of nothingness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 My lady friend girl is making me seafood tonight fuck yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 By heck, McDonald's muffins really do taste of nothingness.Put a salty little piece of fat in between them, slice of plastic and think again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 My lady friend girl is making me seafood tonight fuck yeahIs that an euphemism? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 My lady friend girl is making me seafood tonight fuck yeahIs that an euphemism?Fuckin' hell, look whoose in the eating thread again Whats the matter 4 chins, feeling peckish? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 My lady friend girl is making me seafood tonight fuck yeahIs that an euphemism? Fuckin' hell, look whoose in the eating thread again Whats the matter 4 chins, feeling peckish? 4 Chins were just the members of the Chinese family he killed and ate for lunch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Beer in the bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I wouldn't mind ZoSoRose's bird's seafood as long it's not her 'gina. Been a couple of weeks since I've had a fisherman's basket. My lady friend girl is making me seafood tonight fuck yeahIs that an euphemism? Fuckin' hell, look whoose in the eating thread again Whats the matter 4 chins, feeling peckish? 4 Chins were just the members of the Chinese family he killed and ate for lunch. BAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Oi! My sister's called Gina!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Gina Gina's gina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Is that short for Vagina?"Vagina McLeod, please report to the headmaster's office post haste".Yeah, sounds fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Deppe froedn mac n cheeae crab balls and tr o ut with veggies and shotWoohooiooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Beer in the bathtub.Nice. The Dude smoking a joint in the bathtub before being attacked by a ferret comes to mind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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