Dazey Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The wife was just banging on to her mother for about ten minutes in Spanish only for the conversation to be briefly punctuated by the words "corned beef". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Apparently gravy isn't all it seems either, as this is supposedly 'biscuits and gravy'Yes. Looks like my baby nephews' vomit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Slash was reaching for his jug of gravy and dousing his hobnobs. That sounds like the sort of fantasy I'd have, when I was convinced that one day I'd marry Slash. Many years ago, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Apparently gravy isn't all it seems either, as this is supposedly 'biscuits and gravy'That looks like cold heinz chicken soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Apparently gravy isn't all it seems either, as this is supposedly 'biscuits and gravy'Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's fucking glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The wife was just banging on to her mother for about ten minutes in Spanish only for the conversation to be briefly punctuated by the words "corned beef". So funny when that happens. In Wales instead of channel 4 we get s4c which is Welsh language version of channel 4. They had a programme on it once like a Welsh version of ibiza uncovered. There was this overweight girl of questionable morals sunburnt to fuck jabbering away in Welsh like llynwggffyyio - Cumallovermytits - ffyggllmnygch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I love how your psueudo Welsh is also bereft of vowels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Ahh Welsh, a language sustained by national lottery funding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Last night my daughters had a sleep over at a friends so me and the misses had a date night at home.Barbecued some grass feed dry aged NY Strip Steaks to medium rare perfection, steamed white asparagus with a little french butter, a small Caesar Salad, all washed down with an excellent California Clos Du Bois 2010 Marlstone Proprietary Red, and Fresh Fruit tarts for desert.Watched "Exodus" on pay per view. Meh all I can say it is can't hold a candle to the "Ten Commandments" with Charlton HestonWife is traveling on business today so my girls and I had barbecued Boars Head natural casing hotdogs for dinner. Mine had spicy Dutch mustard and sauerkraut and I washed them down with a nice Beaulieu Vineyards 2012 California Cabernet.All in all a very good weekend of eating....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Lobster tacos, salad with bleu cheese, a glass of wine and strawberry cheesecake for desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) A word of caution: a 'biscuit' means something very different for yanks. It means a sort of scone like object. I was confused about Guns N' Roses's description of their formative period when they described eating 'biscuits and gravy', thinking they were pouring a jug of bisto granules over a pack of jammy dodgers! yeah I read that quote too I had a book years ago gnr in their own words and one off them said something like "we were so poor we used to combine all our money and we could usually get about a dollar fifty which was enough to get biscuits and gravy at dennys" I was thinking that these guys must be fucking savages to do that to a biscuit.I nicked that book out of the library when i was 10 Edited March 23, 2015 by Len B'stard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 We eat fish, tossed salads and make rap ballads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 10 piece feed at KFC, Beef Curry, Kang Kong, Rice, Afghan bread. White Chocolate mousse for dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 How many times you fucking fat cunt, stop it before you have a coronary, you dont listen good do ya boy, fuckssake man 10 pieces of chicken, what the fucks wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 What's the sauce on that fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Fuck knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Gonna go to Chicago this weekend. The chick I'm going with is vegetarian (well, she eats seafood) but I'll be dammed if I don't get a Chicago DogGod damn I'm more excited for that than the trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 We eat fish, tossed salads and make rap balladsHave you noticed he has already thrown it in a bin bag? At least he is eating fish god bless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 My eating habits are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 So, I spend most of my time when not at work and not sleeping making a food magazine. It's really time consuming and hard work. The editor of the magazine has started taking me out instead of his fiancée for the review meals, as a way to thank me for my work.Last night I ate prawn cocktail, a bacon Eggs Benedict and hot cherries. Going to make the hot cherries for my husband one day.Next week I'm going to Jamie's Italian. I hate showing off about this free food I'm getting when so many people struggle. But it was all tasty and I know I'm onto a cushy deal with this magazine thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 You gotta get all the free food you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 whiskey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I ate 7-10 sausages and drank 5 litre keg of wheat beer. So today I will not be eating. And you might want to give it five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Just ate dinner. Too early, but I slept in the afternoon -- which I almost never do -- and when I woke up I was groggy and thought it was later. So I cooked dinner. Beef from Uruguay. I fried mushrooms and bacon together, then poured over cream and spices, let it thicken to a nice sauce. Potatoes boiled with garlic, then mashed with cream and rich butter. Some vegetables that I cooked too much (if it weren't for my wife they wouldn't be there in the first place). Drank a rioja reserve with it. My wife said it was great but laughed at the sight of the soggy vegetables. I am tipsy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Wagu steak, well shoulder of cow but it was better than filet. Also got some gougeres out of freezer. Classy like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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