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Best GNR songs to get your lady in the mood?


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Question is pretty straight forward. I'm trying to get my lady to take a ride on the ole big margargen and I'm wondering what the best song would be to get her in the mood. I know GNR isn't particularly known for their songs of sexual healings but there's gotta be a couple.

Off the top of my head, One In A Million seems out of the question as the "hooray for tolerance!" tends to be a major turn off to most (its a turn on for me but I guess I'm an anomaly - Ace Frehley). You're Crazy seems a bit insulting, and Back Off Bitch should obviously be saved for when she wants to cuddle.

So what say you? Ever used GNR to get your partner to have a conversation with your one eyed cupcake in the basement? Inquiring minds would like to know.

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Well, obviously the answer is the amazing panty dropper hard rocking anthem: SCRAPED!

I recommend you start by doing the a capella intro near her neck while kissing her. She'll be wet in 2 secs.

then.... BOOM!!!! AAAyyyy-ooooh time

DONT YOU TRY TO STOPS US NOW: Time to get naked

Start doing it in the same rhythm, carefulo with the little SKIP in the song, that could make you lose your tempo.

If it just won't get up that day, follow Axl's advice: Believe in yourself!

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I can't think of one.. Maybe if you like gay sex you could use SCOM, that's and advice from the guy who wrote the riff.

The downward spiral by NIN is the best record to get any lady in the mood, it's like a soundtrack from your own sadistic porn movie.

edit: You could be mine should do the trick, Perfect Crime..

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