The USA vs. The U.K. - American Cheeseburger & Fries vs. Fish & Chips

[Ace Nova]

Product placement? That's a full-blown ad!

[Amir]

Product placement? That's a full-blown ad!

This one's almost as bad:

[Redhead74]

Fuckin' shite if you ask me, Subway I mean, they never put much of the shit in it, sets you back a fiver just for what you could get in some family run Deli type place, it's just naff, biggest letdown ever, that place.

How the fuck can you hate Subway? It's a fucking sandwich.

The most processed, full of additives and unnatural sandwich on this planet. It's dreadful. I cant stand the smell alone whenever I walk past a Subway. The bread is just the weirdest tasting and most appalling texture, it's closer to plastic than bread with all the additives in it. And then all the sauces and mayonnaise have so much sugar in them they may as well drizzle chocolate or caramel sundae sauce on top. It's just W.R.O.N.G.

[Johnny Drama]

Don't you hate that Subway smell? Got sick of it after smelling it every morning.

[Gracii Guns]

I forgot to add, the smell of fish and chips is pungent and mouth watering, and is half of what makes fish and chips the winning meal. I walked past my local chippy today and it was the best aroma I've smelt since the last time I ate fish and chips.

[Apollo]

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

[Snake-Pit]

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

Is that a cookie on the plate?

[Len Cnut]

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

Is that a cookie on the plate?

Nah, its the dead sea scrolls man

[bacardimayne]

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

Is that a cookie on the plate?

Nah, its the dead sea scrolls man

[Dazey]

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

Is that a cookie on the plate?

Nah, its the dead sea scrolls man

It looks like a Rich Tea with herpes.

[Len Cnut]

I love Rich Teas

[Snake-Pit]

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

Is that a cookie on the plate?

Nah, its the dead sea scrolls man

They look a cookie to me Man.

Homemade fish and chips.....the fish being halibut that I personally caught!!!

Is that a cookie on the plate?

Nah, its the dead sea scrolls man

It looks like a Rich Tea with herpes.

No.

[Apollo]

It is a cookie.

Along with fresh caught halibut.

You boys get your fish and chips at restaurants.......I catch and make my own.

Man alert.

[spunko12345]

It is a cookie.

Along with fresh caught halibut.

You boys get your fish and chips at restaurants.......I catch and make my own.

Man alert.

My fish and chips definitely don't come from resteraunts. It comes from a stressed out Chinese woman wrapped in a sweaty paper bag. To be honest though I hardly ever have the fish nowadays as you can get 8 chicken balls for £4.

[Snake-Pit]

It is a cookie.

Along with fresh caught halibut.

You boys get your fish and chips at restaurants.......I catch and make my own.

Man alert.

But it's a cookie!? - On the same plate as your fish & chips

Just when you think you've seen it all somebody goes and puts a cookie on the same plate as their fish & chips, go figure.

[Len Cnut]

It is a cookie.

Along with fresh caught halibut.

You boys get your fish and chips at restaurants.......I catch and make my own.

Man alert.

My fish and chips definitely don't come from resteraunts. It comes from a stressed out Chinese woman wrapped in a sweaty paper bag. To be honest though I hardly ever have the fish nowadays as you can get 8 chicken balls for £4.

Mine come from a congenial if slightly guarded turkish fella, had his gaff at the bottom of the road since 1982.

I think i'd like going fishing

Edited November 29, 2014 by Lennie Godber

[magisme]

That cookie is throwing me off.

[Snake-Pit]

It is a cookie.

Along with fresh caught halibut.

You boys get your fish and chips at restaurants.......I catch and make my own.

Man alert.

My fish and chips definitely don't come from resteraunts. It comes from a stressed out Chinese woman wrapped in a sweaty paper bag. To be honest though I hardly ever have the fish nowadays as you can get 8 chicken balls for £4.

Mine come from a congenial if slightly guarded turkish fella, had his gaff at the bottom of the road since 1982.

I think i'd like going fishing

Still doesn't change the fact that there was a cookie on the man's Fish & Chips.

[Len Cnut]

You're way to hung up on this fuckin' cookie man, yes, it was a cookie man! I know, a cookie, imagine! It knocked me for six too but i feel like if we support each other and stay focused we'll make it out of this intellectual bermuda triangle. Here Snakes, take my hand

[magisme]

I think one of the fries might be touching the cookie.

[Len Cnut]

Lunch

[magisme]

Your potatoes are retarded.

[Len Cnut]

They're meant to be like that man You ain't enjoyed chips unless you've had them like that, in various states of chippedness, you get all the thin crunchy good stuff congregating at the bottom in the grease, it's half of the experience.

Edited November 29, 2014 by Lennie Godber

[magisme]

Meant to be like what, a midget's pinkie finger?

[Len Cnut]

They're actually hacked up by the lads with a knife, they don't come poured out of a bag Trust me, it's an act of design...or rather an accepted act of mis-design, whatever way you wanna hold it up