Jakey Styley Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Official vote: MaynardShitpost vote: val's monkey post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) I just wanna say I disagree with this category and I never knew what "shitposter" was. I don't consider myself to be a shitposter, and Mag is way off here.I just want to play the game. Edited December 17, 2014 by Rovim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 If I admit to making up the Man Down saga do I get a better chance of winning?!NOT SAYING I MADE IT UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I just wanna say I disagree with this category and I never knew what "shitposter" was. I don't consider myself to be a shitposter, and Mag is way off here.I just want to play the game.I appreciate your vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) If i admit to 9/11, do i get it? Inner monologue: This'll end well! Edited December 17, 2014 by Lennie Godber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) I just wanna say I disagree with this category and I never knew what "shitposter" was. I don't consider myself to be a shitposter, and Mag is way off here.I just want to play the game.I appreciate your vote.I guess I just don't understand what are the motives of the people who choose the person to give this particular award to. I'm not sure I'm down with the establishment on this. I want nothing to do with this award, and I hope that people will stop considering me as a candidate. I appreciate the sentiment and all, but real men must fly high. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm a fine poster and Damn_Smooth is the worst piece of shit poster in this... whatever it is. Edited December 17, 2014 by Rovim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hipsters, shitposters, unite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hipsters, shitposters, unite.No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turn_It_Up Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Last year, Damn Smooth was the well deserved Shitposter of the Year. But this year he's the Shitposter of the Year, IMO. Somehow he's raised it to an art form and I mean that as a compliment.Well done man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 TWO HOURS - THE END IS NIGH VOTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mansin Humanity Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Rovim, for apparently not even being self aware. If I'm wrong about that, then this level of shitposting is on another level anyways and still deserves a vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 Results will be announced shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 i root for DS. let's see if the will to win still means anything in this cruel heartless world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hipsters, shitposters, unite.No.Cupcakes or waffles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hipsters, shitposters, unite.No.Cupcakes or waffles?Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hipsters, shitposters, unite.No.Cupcakes or waffles? Pie.You get my vote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) If I win this, I'll share it with Damn_Smooth. Just the sheer magnitude of his bullshit. The scale of it... He's responsible for at least 15% of every shit post that was written in 2014. I just talk a lot and go off topic. How is that as shitty as what he's doing? shit. Edited December 18, 2014 by Rovim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 If I win this, I'll share it with Damn_Smooth. Just the sheer magnitude of his bullshit. The scale of it... He's responsible for at least 15% of every shit post that was written in 2014. I just talk a lot and go off topic. How is that as shitty as what he's doing? shit.Don't worry man, I totally got this. At least I'd better have it. But seriously, I got this.If Bacardi would ever announce the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 If I win this, I'll share it with Damn_Smooth. Just the sheer magnitude of his bullshit. The scale of it... He's responsible for at least 15% of every shit post that was written in 2014. I just talk a lot and go off topic. How is that as shitty as what he's doing? shit.Don't worry man, I totally got this. At least I'd better have it. But seriously, I got this.Liked the scary threat in the middle there. You snuck it in exactly the right place in the sentence, where it's not too scary, but you've made your position known. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bacardimayne Posted December 18, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) DRUMROLL And without further ado, your winner, and Shitposter of the Year for 2014... Damn_Smooth, with 18% of the popular vote! Let's all give Smoothie a round of applause. He really stepped up in his shitposting efforts to claim the prestigious crown, narrowly yanking it from the two anonymous members tied for second place. And your shitpost of the year... Val22's monkey post, with I have no idea, but it definitely won because almost everyone who voted voted for it. Can someone link me to this post? I haven't even read it. EDIT: here it is! Awesome! When I lived and worked in NYC, everyday there was always some big mouth "black" person talking shit and picking on people. When it was winter, it was terrible because of the school age kids who were worse than adults. So glad someone shut her the hell up! More people need to stand up to these trouble makers and put them in their place and teach them respect. Man that smack was just fantastic! Hope he knocked a tooth out. Okay, my question is, since 9/11 there are supposed to be cops riding the trains now, so where was the cops? NYC trains are notorious for having trouble. My brother was mugged and almost killed back in 1974 for being white and riding the trains at night. Luckily, his friend got away and got to the conductor who stopped the train. Those monkeys were never caught, but I'm sure since they were trouble makers and muggers they are either dead or in jail anyway. We are in the 21th century, yet some people still have hatred towards people of a different color and that includes blacks who hate whites. Congrats to all of our winners, see you next year. Edited December 18, 2014 by bacardimayne 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Why is second place annonymous, come on, spill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Oh well. I was hoping to riot. Congrats, DS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted December 18, 2014 Author Share Posted December 18, 2014 Why is second place annonymous, come on, spill! Just keeping with how I did it last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Congrats, DS! I hope you're happy now and proud or yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 justice has been done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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