dalsh327 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 If you have sex with someone's twin and somehow find out you were tricked into it, is either going to be a fantasy come true or really traumatic and humiliating, or if you have sex with someone that turned out to be a transvestite (even though you're going to figure that one out pretty fast). There's a level of emotional damage to it that would have to be proven in court. Someone can say they were in GNR and then turned out they just had a really good story, I don't see how that would have any emotional damage to it. If someone says they're a Navy SEAL, then the people who root out fake SEALs deal with putting them on blast, but there's nothing emotionally damaging about it. Someone who lives a double life, like they decided to commit bigamy and didn't tell their current wife about it, is emotionally damaging but it's not rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 what do you do?Im a doctor.Three drinks later. What do you do again? Im a pilot. I thought you said you were a doctor?Im a flying doctor, baby!Thats rape by deception!Ah go fuck yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Black Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 How can it be rape if the woman was willing at first?Isn't it up to her to "investigate" that he's not lying before sleeping with the guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Part of pulling is fuckin' lying, i mean not massive ones like 'i got cancer' for sympathy but like...That line never works anyway Oh it does! I say that cuz this lad who i went to school with (not a mate of mine, trust me, I'm not embarassed admitting when my mates are cunts but this one hated me for some odd reason cuz i never said nothing to him) and he used to blag these birds saying he had cancer or what have you. I know he caned loads of money off em and I'm reasonably certain he got his end away as well although i don't know all the details.Reminds me of this: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/iliza-shlesinger-dating-sociopath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now call me old-fashioned, but maybe it makes sense to take the time to get to know someone really well, before giving them the honour of seeing your vagina. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now call me old-fashioned, but maybe it makes sense to take the time to get to know someone really well, before giving them the honour of seeing your vagina.Can we meet in the middle and I buy you a few double vodkas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Saw a tv show the other night called 'it was alright in the 70s' taking the piss out of the sexual standards then and how so much on telly was sexist and prejudice and creepy, i wonder if 40 years from now people are gonna look at that Fools and Horses episode where Del and Rodney borrow Boycies E Type Jag and go out on the pull and tell em all those lies about being tennis players and living in the city, are people gonna look back on that and go 'look, they used to lure birds to rape em in comedy shows back in the day!'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now call me old-fashioned, but maybe it makes sense to take the time to get to know someone really well, before giving them the honour of seeing your vagina.Can we meet in the middle and I buy you a few double vodkas? I'll certainly talk about myself more after a few vodkas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Now call me old-fashioned, but maybe it makes sense to take the time to get to know someone really well, before giving them the honour of seeing your vagina.Gracii, you've got the standards I look for in a lady. I have a lot of respect for that attitude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Part of pulling is fuckin' lying, i mean not massive ones like 'i got cancer' for sympathy but like...That line never works anyway Oh it does! I say that cuz this lad who i went to school with (not a mate of mine, trust me, I'm not embarassed admitting when my mates are cunts but this one hated me for some odd reason cuz i never said nothing to him) and he used to blag these birds saying he had cancer or what have you. I know he caned loads of money off em and I'm reasonably certain he got his end away as well although i don't know all the details.Reminds me of this: http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/iliza-shlesinger-dating-sociopathor about that episode of IASIF when Chralie said he has cancer in order to sleep with the waitress, and his friends gave her 200$ to do so, but she took the money and fucked Dennis instead i don't know why the hell i remember that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It isn't rape if you already consented. A guy can turn that around saying "I thought she was the one, but she isn't" and call that rape. of course he can. as soon as women remove their push up bras, false lashes, high heels and all that make up, they usually turn into quite different persons Damn, you beat me to it i just found out there is such a thing as push up butt lifter. beware By that definition, this poor man was raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Also, every bloke that ever went for a tranny that he mistakenly copped off or nearly copped off with was justified then, no? Cuz y'know, it was rape. So that tearjerker movie about that tranny who got battered senseless when discovered is not actually a weepie tragedy but more sort of like Abel Ferreras Miss 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) Now call me old-fashioned, but maybe it makes sense to take the time to get to know someone really well, before giving them the honour of seeing your vagina.Times changed Grace, kids today snapchat their snatch all over the place. Hell, at this rate they'll be hiring billboards to put themselves on display in less that 5 years. Which, honestly, is incredibly sad and disturbing to think about. Sluttiness is a huge turnoff imo. But selfrespect seems pretty scarce these days. So, let us sip our cognac and remissness about the days of ould in our rocking chairs while we shout at those darn kids always skateboarding .. playing video games .. snapchatting their private parts on the sidewalk. Edited September 8, 2015 by username 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) Ahhh leave the kids alone, they ain't any more stupid than we were really, they just have more at their disposal to be stupid with. Perhaps if I'd've had a snapchat (whats a snapchat anyway?) when i was a lad I'd have more to do with my weekends than shoplifting and being a goofy little nuisance. Edited September 8, 2015 by Len B'stard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 When I met my husband he told me he loved joining in girlie shopping trips.This.was.a.lie!However I may have given the impression I was keener on camping than I actually am.The truth outs eventually of course but I suppose we were quite fond of each other by then.Probably best not to tell massive lies but I can't see that it constitutes rape. I can see that too much fakery on either side gets into a moral grey area but sex is a physical, bodily consent thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bards Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Some good humour in here, but I've yet to see "rape by deception" applied to anything other than a guy sneaking into a drunk girl's room and convincing her he was her boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I wonder if these people also shout "DECEPTION RAPE!!!" when they watch The Little Mermaid. Or Cinderella.However I may have given the impression I was keener on camping than I actually am.You harlot! Oh, and also.. if a woman sleeps with a guy because he's a doctor and she claims she wouldn't have after finding out he's actually a garbage man, she should be laughed at for being such a shallow hussy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I might have told people I am related to a footballer before, but it never got me into bed. It got me into a 5-a-side team for a week though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I might have told people I am related to a footballer before, but it never got me into bed. It got me into a 5-a-side team for a week though...You defiled the sanctity of their home strip, it's a kind of rape!However I may have given the impression I was keener on camping than I actually am.If you look at all like Barbara Windsor i think i know why your husband started going out with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfierose Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I might have told people I am related to a footballer before, but it never got me into bed. It got me into a 5-a-side team for a week though...You defiled the sanctity of their home strip, it's a kind of rape!However I may have given the impression I was keener on camping than I actually am.If you look at all like Barbara Windsor i think i know why your husband started going out with you Ha ha. Nope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 My ex-gf and I had a threesome with a girl while on vacation once. We met this hot young blond waitress at a bar. We told her we were in town as I was a well known heart surgeon and was there to buy a lake house and to give a seminar to all the heart specialists in the area. Which I was being paid $100,00 for the two days of work. My gf was my personal assistant. Does that mean that now that girl could charge us for rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I told a girl I met in Camden that I was a support worker working with autistic people and lived ten minutes down the road. That was a lie because I lived 200 miles away in Cardiff and was going home the next day. I went back to hers that night and back to Wales the next day. We kept it up for a few weeks and i said i quit the job because i didnt like it so i was going down there every weekend and she came to stay with me in Wales. Eventually i moved to north London for about 4 months and i got a job in Essex as a support worker because i figured thats where I'd told her my experience was i was working with a bunch of mentally ill folk driving them around in a fucking minibus. I took three of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.e of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair. I used to even drive the minibus home after a late shift to save getting the train back into london and a tube up to Finsbury Park. It sounds crazy to me when I explain it. I'd not long split up with a long term relationship and just finished my degree so i was living a bit of a wild lifestyle. We split up on good terms because I moved back to Wales to get a different job with my new degree. We're still really good mates and ive told her the truth about it all. I'll never forget though driving that minibus from Essex to crouch end after working a late shift thinking what the FUCK am I doing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I told a girl I met in Camden that I was a support worker working with autistic people and lived ten minutes down the road. That was a lie because I lived 200 miles away in Cardiff and was going home the next day. I went back to hers that night and back to Wales the next day. We kept it up for a few weeks and i said i quit the job because i didnt like it so i was going down there every weekend and she came to stay with me in Wales.Eventually i moved to north London for about 4 months and i got a job in Essex as a support worker because i figured thats where I'd told her my experience was i was working with a bunch of mentally ill folk driving them around in a fucking minibus. I took three of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.e of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.I used to even drive the minibus home after a late shift to save getting the train back into london and a tube up to Finsbury Park. It sounds crazy to me when I explain it. I'd not long split up with a long term relationship and just finished my degree so i was living a bit of a wild lifestyle. We split up on good terms because I moved back to Wales to get a different job with my new degree. We're still really good mates and ive told her the truth about it all. I'll never forget though driving that minibus from Essex to crouch end after working a late shift thinking what the FUCK am I doing here.I was gonna mention you earlier you fuckin' hawk but i thought best not, given this particular context you might not want the association made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I told a girl I met in Camden that I was a support worker working with autistic people and lived ten minutes down the road. That was a lie because I lived 200 miles away in Cardiff and was going home the next day. I went back to hers that night and back to Wales the next day. We kept it up for a few weeks and i said i quit the job because i didnt like it so i was going down there every weekend and she came to stay with me in Wales.Eventually i moved to north London for about 4 months and i got a job in Essex as a support worker because i figured thats where I'd told her my experience was i was working with a bunch of mentally ill folk driving them around in a fucking minibus. I took three of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.e of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.I used to even drive the minibus home after a late shift to save getting the train back into london and a tube up to Finsbury Park. It sounds crazy to me when I explain it. I'd not long split up with a long term relationship and just finished my degree so i was living a bit of a wild lifestyle. We split up on good terms because I moved back to Wales to get a different job with my new degree. We're still really good mates and ive told her the truth about it all. I'll never forget though driving that minibus from Essex to crouch end after working a late shift thinking what the FUCK am I doing here.I was gonna mention you earlier you fuckin' hawk but i thought best not, given this particular context you might not want the association made What started as a drunken conversation ended up becoming like a snowball rolling down a hill and getting bigger and bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadSlash Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 leaving the women devastated... and wondering whether these men ever loved them at all.this is pretty much how you always feel when you get dumped Well, now you can send the guy to jail for it... so there is that.I told a girl I met in Camden that I was a support worker working with autistic people and lived ten minutes down the road. That was a lie because I lived 200 miles away in Cardiff and was going home the next day. I went back to hers that night and back to Wales the next day. We kept it up for a few weeks and i said i quit the job because i didnt like it so i was going down there every weekend and she came to stay with me in Wales.Eventually i moved to north London for about 4 months and i got a job in Essex as a support worker because i figured thats where I'd told her my experience was i was working with a bunch of mentally ill folk driving them around in a fucking minibus. I took three of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.e of them to the bank once and one of them started going beserk trying to pull my hair.I used to even drive the minibus home after a late shift to save getting the train back into london and a tube up to Finsbury Park. It sounds crazy to me when I explain it. I'd not long split up with a long term relationship and just finished my degree so i was living a bit of a wild lifestyle. We split up on good terms because I moved back to Wales to get a different job with my new degree. We're still really good mates and ive told her the truth about it all. I'll never forget though driving that minibus from Essex to crouch end after working a late shift thinking what the FUCK am I doing here.That's pretty fucking epic, to get a job in the field you lies about being in for some tail. Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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