EvanG Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 7 hours ago, AslatIE said: One thing I need to say about Sámis, is that we're way too fucking short I'm going to see GNR in Oslo this summer, and I don't even know if I'll actually see them because it almost seems like every Norwegian is two heads taller than me Don't come to the Netherlands then... I'm 1,90 (6'3) and that's the average height for a guy here give or take. It's not until I go abroad that I notice how short other nationalities are, even in other western European countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 5 hours ago, SoulMonster said: served in small doses Have you written this to cover those occasions when you enter an old Roman church and start discussing, ''the problem of evil''? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 16 hours ago, Juventino said: I had to go through the process of becoming an Italian citizen (and they love to make that annoying ). As the son of an Italian I was eligible and could get one without any issue, but had to do all the paperwork. But then my brother is not officially an Italian citizen, although he could go through the process tomorrow if he wanted to. Ditto. Had to do all the official paperwork to get my Mexican citizenship and become dual. Definitely not automatic just because my father was Mexican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgy Zhukov Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Whiskey Rose said: Wow this thread sure got stereotypical, eh? Shut up or I will break your arm! 15 hours ago, SoulMonster said: Of course, no one in their right mind would want to acknowledge being American You are on to something there. We are Americans until we decide to throw in our ancestory. I usually go with Polish. Sometimes Italian. Most assume I am Jewish though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 8 hours ago, Oldest Goat said: Midget! I'm average! And that's good, I don't want to be tall or short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, EvanG said: I'm average! And that's good, I don't want to be tall or short. 6'3 is tall man, I'm 6'4 and thats considered lanky over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: 6'3 is tall man, I'm 6'4 and thats considered lanky over here. Maybe in some Asian countries I'd be considered tall, but where I live 6'3 is maybe a little bit above average height. Although I sometimes feel a bit tall even in other European countries... to stay on topic, I felt somewhat tall when I was in Rome a few years ago... Italians are kinda short too. Edited March 13, 2018 by EvanG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: Leprechaun! Are you 6'8 or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 29 minutes ago, Oldest Goat said: 6'7" I was just being a dick though. Anything above 6ft is pretty tall Fuckin' lanky prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Fuckin' lanky prick Well, he probably doesn't sound like gas escaping a bottle when he talks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, SoulMonster said: Well, he probably doesn't sound like gas escaping a bottle when he talks. What the ACTUAL fuck, this is an actual thing now, that I have a lisp, where do i have a fuckin' lisp?!? Fuckin' step outside, I'll take you all on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Oldest Goat said: 6'7" You could be an All Black, a lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 51 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: What the ACTUAL fuck, this is an actual thing now, that I have a lisp, where do i have a fuckin' lisp?!? Fuckin' step outside, I'll take you all on! You don't? Why does everyone say you do?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: You don't? Why does everyone say you do?? Because Jan got the idea in her head and that diabolical goat that guards the throne of Belezebub ran with the idea cuz he thought it'd get on my tits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucketfoot Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 It's like fucking Land of the Giants on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 47 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Because Jan got the idea in her head and that diabolical goat that guards the throne of Belezebub ran with the idea cuz he thought it'd get on my tits Surely she must have had som good reason to say you are a lisper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 5 hours ago, SoulMonster said: Surely she must have had som good reason to say you are a lisper. He has a little lisp. Do you know Sylvester the cat from Tweety Pie? Oi @Len Cnut who you calling Beelzebub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 15 hours ago, Oldest Goat said: 6'7" I was just being a dick though. Anything above 6ft is pretty tall For reals? Shit! I would break my neck looking up to you lol! I'm 5'1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 i guess i should be hiding under a fucking bridge then 5'9" (that's ok. at nights, i'll jump on the back of anyone that passes and demand to carry me until i'm satisfied. he he he). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 19 hours ago, bucketfoot said: It's like fucking Land of the Giants on here. wrong. we dwarves exist. we're just plotting here, watching the earth, until the time is right to show up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Jesus fucking Christ, 5'3 over here 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 37 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Jesus fucking Christ, 5'3 over here you lucky bastard, you can sneak into any GNR concert for free, and no one would notice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, AslatIE said: Jesus fucking Christ, 5'3 over here Really?!? Fuckin' hell, Ronnie Corbetts taller than that! You should apply for disability allowance man. Do you live in a little house as well? Can you see over a steering wheel? Fuck that, would your feet reach the pedals! Where do you get clothes from, do you go to The Baby Gap or just nick it off a GI Joe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: Really?!? Fuckin' hell, Ronnie Corbetts taller than that! You should apply for disability allowance man. Do you live in a little house as well? Can you see over a steering wheel? Fuck that, would your feet reach the pedals! Where do you get clothes from, do you go to The Baby Gap or just nick it off a GI Joe? Well y'know kid's clothes are much cheaper, so I got it going for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Well y'know kid's clothes are much cheaper, so I got it going for me my 5 year old son has outgrown his last season's clothes. since i appreciate your cause, you can get them for free #dicksoutforAslatIE 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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