Dazey Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, Kasanova King said: Man, there's a bunch of ogres in this thread. I'm 5'11..well, even 6'0 with the right shoes In fairness you're Italian so you're practically an inch short of living atop a beanstalk. Edited March 15, 2018 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 19 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I do not think Obama or Mick would ever wear trainers if they wanted to look respectable - well, maybe Mick in his ''1980s days''. Jordan is a sportsman. Chavs, Trainers a prerequisite. Jordan aint dribbled a ball in decades but he still wears the cunts Honestly, fashion advice from a man that wears Russian army couture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: Jordan aint dribbled a ball in decades but he still wears the cunts Honestly, fashion advice from a man that wears Russian army couture I have to admit to possessing a tremendous dislike about wearing trainers for any activity other than sport, especially white trainers. I find it very ''plebeian''. The trainers plus jeans plus (football) replica shirt combo, de rigueur for most British males. Horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 55 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I have to admit to possessing a tremendous dislike about wearing trainers for any activity other than sport, especially white trainers. I find it very ''plebeian''. The trainers plus jeans plus (football) replica shirt combo, de rigueur for most British males. Horrendous. And you refer to me as 'hoity toity' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: I have to admit to possessing a tremendous dislike about wearing trainers for any activity other than sport, especially white trainers. I find it very ''plebeian''. The trainers plus jeans plus (football) replica shirt combo, de rigueur for most British males. Horrendous. I think you were born too late @DieselDaisy you belong in a bygone era, 3 piece suits, maybe a pipe as you listen to your gramophone wearing a smoking jacket 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 That statue above the gramophone: what's it depicting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucketfoot Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 2 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: Chavs, Trainers a prerequisite. Bottle of cider - check. Gormless facial expression - check. England's finest, brings a tear to the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 34 minutes ago, janrichmond said: I think you were born too late @DieselDaisy you belong in a bygone era, 3 piece suits, maybe a pipe as you listen to your gramophone wearing a smoking jacket Yep...to the T. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, soon said: That statue above the gramophone: what's it depicting? Mary had a little lamb? y'know the nursery rhyme. Just guessing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-W.A.R- Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Jordan aint dribbled a batall in decades but he still wears the cunts Honestly, fashion advice from a man that wears Russian army couture Jordan is a horrific dresser though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 8 hours ago, -W.A.R- said: Jordan is a horrific dresser though. Crackin trainers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 13 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I have to admit to possessing a tremendous dislike about wearing trainers for any activity other than sport, especially white trainers. I find it very ''plebeian''. The trainers plus jeans plus (football) replica shirt combo, de rigueur for most British males. Horrendous. As if someone had mistook me for fuckin' Lord Muck around here before now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Cheeky bastards, but I suppose you live by the sword you die by the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 To be fair once you reach 50 you should probably lose the fuckin trainers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) 23 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I do not think Obama or Mick would ever wear trainers if they wanted to look respectable - well, maybe Mick in his ''1980s days''. Jordan is a sportsman. Chavs, Trainers a prerequisite. what are they drinking? lemonade? oh, it's water... my god, how can anyone be so cool? Edited March 16, 2018 by action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 i'm wearing trainers all the time, and would even do so at work if it wouldnt get me fired. you see, they are nice to the balls. yeah, really. it's soft, and.... i'll bugger off now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, action said: i'm wearing trainers all the time, and would even do so at work if it wouldnt get me fired. you see, they are nice to the balls. Yeah, I think "trainers" might be a different thing in Belgium 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, Dazey said: Yeah, I think "trainers" might be a different thing in Belgium Its a sex practise which involves dropping your keks, rubbing Pedigree Chum on your bollocks and getting a puppy to lick it off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, action said: what are they drinking? lemonade? oh, it's water... my god, how can anyone be so cool? It's cider not water! Cheap strong cider in 3lt bottles, it's what Brit chavs are raised on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Just now, janrichmond said: It's cider not water! Cheap strong cider in 3lt bottles, it's what Brit chavs are raised on. Well personally I find that sort of behaviour appalling, I'd drop dead before doing anything of like! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Just now, Len Cnut said: Well personally I find that sort of behaviour appalling, I'd drop dead before doing anything of like! That's because you're a big boy now i bet you would go to Iceland and buy it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 29 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Its a sex practise which involves dropping your keks, rubbing Pedigree Chum on your bollocks and getting a puppy to lick it off My daughter was conceived in Belgium. There was no dog food involved. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Dazey said: My daughter was conceived in Belgium. well, you should be proud. belgium is such a nice country. just don't mind the pedophile priests though. and the pedophile trainers, music teachers, politicians.... on second thought, we'll just pretend she's from germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, action said: well, you should be proud. belgium is such a nice country. just don't mind the pedophile priests though. and the pedophile trainers, music teachers, politicians.... on second thought, we'll just pretend she's from germany. I love Belgium. Brussels is a fantastic city. I can't wait to go back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Dazey said: My daughter was conceived in Belgium. There was no dog food involved. Nice! So she can call herself British-American-Mexican-Belgian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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