Eric Cantona Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 I'm short because God hates Manchester United I'm taller than Angus Young! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucketfoot Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Fuckin' hell, Ronnie Corbetts taller than that! Was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, AslatIE said: I'm short because God hates Manchester United I'm taller than Angus Young! Your legs are probably the same length as John Holmes dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Your legs are probably the same length as John Holmes dick They're actually quite normal, it's my upper body that looks like it was smashed and pressed down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, AslatIE said: They're actually quite normal, it's my upper body that looks like it was smashed and pressed down You ain't missing much, don't worry, being tall ain't all that, you crack your fuckin' head more often, people are statistically more likely to kick off with you and have you ever tried finding fuckin' size 13 trainers? Its a right cunt, let me tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You ain't missing much, don't worry, being tall ain't all that, you crack your fuckin' head more often, people are statistically more likely to kick off with you and have you ever tried finding fuckin' size 13 trainers? Its a right cunt, let me tell ya. Only thing that bothers me is that my guitars aren't much shorter than me It does at times look as if I have three legs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
action Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 53 minutes ago, AslatIE said: Only thing that bothers me is that my guitars aren't much shorter than me It does at times look as if I have three legs! this guitar will make you look like fucking michael jordan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratam Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Guys you kill me laugh with this thread about what is tall or short? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Len Cnut said: have you ever tried finding fuckin' size 13 trainers? Its a right cunt, let me tell ya. Have you found anywhere local that does? Seriously, the bloke wears 13s and i always have to get them online for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 I'm size 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Just now, DieselDaisy said: I'm size 15. Yeah but that's probably in old money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: I'm size 15. Really?!? that must limit your choices of footwear. What about socks? i mean most socks only go up to 11 or 12. @AslatIE could use your shoe as a bed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Nova Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Man, there's a bunch of ogres in this thread. I'm 5'11..well, even 6'0 with the right shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, janrichmond said: Have you found anywhere local that does? Seriously, the bloke wears 13s and i always have to get them online for him. Nowhere. I get it all online. Plus my trainers have gotta be class, i dont do walking into a shop and going ‘what do you have in size 13?’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, janrichmond said: Really?!? that must limit your choices of footwear. What about socks? i mean most socks only go up to 11 or 12. @AslatIE could use your shoe as a bed I order a pair of shoes online and they arrive. 29 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Nowhere. I get it all online. Plus my trainers have gotta be class, i dont do walking into a shop and going ‘what do you have in size 13?’. Chav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 In the US most women's shoe sizes start at size 6. I wear 5 1/2. It sucks. Also finding pants that fit is a nightmare as well. One of the pluses though of being small is that I have more leg room on airplanes! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Oldest Goat said: Sneakers aren't for chavs you pilick! American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 9 hours ago, DieselDaisy said: I order a pair of shoes online and they arrive. Chav You’re a greasy metaller, I wouldn’t expect you to understand dressing nice...or deodourant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) I'm fascinated how this thread shifted from Kurt Cobain's hatred towards Italians to duel nationality, then height and now shoe sizes. When is the topic going to shift to willy sizes? Because I demand pictures then... Edited March 15, 2018 by EvanG 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, EvanG said: I'm fascinated how this thread shifted from Kurt Cobain's hatred towards Italians to duel nationality, then height and now shoe sizes. When is the topic going to shift to willy sizes? Because I demand pictures then... You’d be stunned how much ire that used to provoke back in the day, threads going off topic, it was as if you’d derailed the northern Ireland peace process Edited March 15, 2018 by Len Cnut 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: You’d be stunned how much ire that used to evoke back in the day, threads going off topic, it was as if you’d derailed the northern Ireland peace process It's almost impossible not to go off topic and I don't mind, but I like how it went from a guy who has been dead for almost 25 years to shoe sizes in 7 pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Ive got the one foot slightly larger then the other. Makes buying shoes a drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Len Cnut said: You’re a greasy metaller, I wouldn’t expect you to understand dressing nice...or deodourant Anyone wearing trainers for other than sports-exercise is an undoubted chav. Incidentally one of the funny things I found interesting in the Ben Stokes clip is that all the participants have these shocking white trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, DieselDaisy said: Anyone wearing trainers for other than sports-exercise is an undoubted chav. Incidentally one of the funny things I found interesting in the Ben Stokes clip is that all the participants have these shocking white trainers. Right, well thats dealt with 90% of the western worlds population, Barack Obamas a chav, Mick Jaggers a chav, Michael Jordans a chav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Right, well thats dealt with 90% of the western worlds population, Barack Obamas a chav, Mick Jaggers a chav, Michael Jordans a chav I do not think Obama or Mick would ever wear trainers if they wanted to look respectable - well, maybe Mick in his ''1980s days''. Jordan is a sportsman. Chavs, Trainers a prerequisite. Edited March 15, 2018 by DieselDaisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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