AxlisOld Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 8 hours ago, Dazey said: I got a bunch of Ambien and Valium at Costco in December and brought it back to the UK. Woke up in hospital within a week of getting home. How'd you get Valium, Skippy? That shit ain't over the counter. Though..Telling a doctor you get nervous sometimes would probably do it. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 2 hours ago, AxlisOld said: How'd you get Valium, Skippy? That shit ain't over the counter. Though..Telling a doctor you get nervous sometimes would probably do it. GOD BLESS AMERICA! Especially when said doctor is your brother-in-law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 8 hours ago, Dazey said: Especially when said doctor is your brother-in-law. So Mexicans ARE bringing drugs into America. TRUMP WAS RIGHT! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I made the mistake of eating before drinking. I'm going to have to restart the night. I might just have to lie down after that steak and mac n cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitha_whiskey Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 1 hour ago, wasted said: I made the mistake of eating before drinking. I'm going to have to restart the night. I might just have to lie down after that steak and mac n cheese. Oh yeah- nothing ruins a good session like a meal. I'm actually gonna try to remain sober today. Doc has me on some steroids, trying to get rid of a sinus issue I can't kick. Drinking has been plugging me up worse, so I'm gonna take this Sat off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Eatings never bothered me with drinking. In fact it's helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 9 hours ago, Fitha_whiskey said: Oh yeah- nothing ruins a good session like a meal. I'm actually gonna try to remain sober today. Doc has me on some steroids, trying to get rid of a sinus issue I can't kick. Drinking has been plugging me up worse, so I'm gonna take this Sat off... I had blocked sinuses for a month or two and I kept drinking. Should have gone to the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I find the drink cures all ailments, if you're on the piss regularly not a lot goes wrong. Its when you take a bit of time off that you turn into an MOT failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 9 hours ago, Len Cnut said: Eatings never bothered me with drinking. In fact it's helpful. Crisps are helpful. A handfull of salt is normally my prescription. My homemade mac n cheese made with wholewheat flour by accident would put anyone in a coma. It was like cement. And a roast chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, wasted said: Crisps are helpful. A handfull of salt is normally my prescription. My homemade mac n cheese made with wholewheat flour by accident would put anyone in a coma. It was like cement. And a roast chicken. Nah see thats where you went wrong, never try to cook, it's not healthy, ready made, in the tin, whack it in the microwave and there you go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I find the drink cures all ailments, if you're on the piss regularly not a lot goes wrong. Its when you take a bit of time off that you turn into an MOT failure. Oh yeah I stopped for a week and got a lung infection. I still drank two bottles of wine for my health but I was asleep at 9:30. Woke up at 4am. It's shitting out that mac n cement that worries me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, wasted said: Oh yeah I stopped for a week and got a lung infection. I still drank two bottles of wine for my health but I was asleep at 9:30. Woke up at 4am. It's shitting out that mac n cement that worries me. get some weetabix man, that'll work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 My gambling is getting out of hand. I've spent the last 4 hours betting on in play betting on all sorts of stuff. At the moment the Kentucky wildcats are drawing 23 all with the Georgia something or other and fucking my bets up. COME ONYOU WILDCATS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: Nah see thats where you went wrong, never try to cook, it's not healthy, ready made, in the tin, whack it in the microwave and there you go Yeah I never learn. To be fair I didn't cook the chicken. I just had it killed and roasted for me by this hotel. So I thought I was Delia Smith. I'll make pasta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: My gambling is getting out of hand. I've spent the last 4 hours betting on in play betting on all sorts of stuff. At the moment the Kentucky wildcats are drawing 23 all with the Georgia something or other and fucking my bets up. COME ONYOU WILDCATS You should bet in whether Dwight Yorke ends up in GitMo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: My gambling is getting out of hand. I've spent the last 4 hours betting on in play betting on all sorts of stuff. At the moment the Kentucky wildcats are drawing 23 all with the Georgia something or other and fucking my bets up. COME ONYOU WILDCATS I used to do that, find myself betting on Saudi Arabian football at 9am, silly bets like, i dunno, two teams playing and it's nil nil 70 mins in so u just stick 50 quid on 'more than one goal' or whatever Al-Sana vs Allah Rangers or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You cant trust these foreign defences to hold onto a fucking lead though that's the problem. Fuck it. Atletico Estado De Mexico conceded a last minute equaliser so they're a bunch of wankers aswell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I used to bet on things like Barcelona to win when they are already 5-0 up and the odds were something like 1500/1 on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You'd be better off just putting everything you have on black at the roulette table. Pure luck. 50/50. No relying on footballers for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I was nearly £200 up at one point thinking I was cock of the walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Classic gambling addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Drinkin'? How dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitha_whiskey Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 I got fairly drunk last night, but no where near as trashed as I usually get. But holy fuck is my head splitting this morning. Must be dehydrated... 15 years ago, I'd have sparked a j and mixed up a Bloody Mary. Nowadays I'll just have an ice water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 is too many, a 1000 is never enough. Multiple Heinekens no real hangover. 1 bottle of wine. We will compare and constrast. Booze. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Booze and benzos are a blast. I always have a great time and wake up not remembering anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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