Słash Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Nate, did you sleep with Wasted or what? I thought you left this forum forever, Len really missed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Well currently I have ringworm, warts and smeared salicyclic acid all over my face, scarring most of it as a result. I look terrible. My immune system has crashed. I think I should get tested.Did you catch all this from practising chastity, Nate?Well he never said he'd perfected it did he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Pick up girls "again"? When did you ever pick up girls? This is your first real girlfriend...it's all a learning experience. You'll figure out more with time and experience.It is always 'yes dear', 'sorry dear' and so on and so on. I weigh 130 lbs, look like crap, chain smoke, and haven't slept in three days. I blame the job but really it is just her I think. Deep down.She controls every aspect of my life. 'No you cannot quit your job', 'No you cannot smoke cigarettes' etc.Now I understand why my Grandpa weighed 125 lbs when he died. His wife killed him.And the sad part is I don't want to leave because she is all I have here. All my family is hundreds of miles away. And I like boning her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted December 12, 2015 Author Share Posted December 12, 2015 Dinner parties consisting of dinner, wine and Trivial Pursuit have suddenly become fun. I am officially domesticated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Dinner parties consisting of dinner, wine and Trivial Pursuit have suddenly become fun. I am officially domesticated. Ever see that scene in Jackie Brown when Samuel L Jackson shoots Robert De Niro?'What the fuck happened to you man? Yo ass used to be beautitful' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It's frightfully British to complain about sex being messy isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 It's frightfully British to complain about sex being messy isn't it?It's more British just to not bother, so you don't have to deal with the mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Messier the better if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 My gf asked me to marry her today. Scares me. I have only known her for five months or so, but I have lived with her for about four months. I don't know. I love her and she is great but I am only 23 and too young for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 My gf asked me to marry her today.Scares me. I have only known her for five months or so, but I have lived with her for about four months.I don't know. I love her and she is great but I am only 23 and too young for it.Yeah, you need to run, run, run. Never look back and leave no forwarding address! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 My gf asked me to marry her today.Scares me. I have only known her for five months or so, but I have lived with her for about four months.I don't know. I love her and she is great but I am only 23 and too young for it.Yeah, you need to run, run, run. Never look back and leave no forwarding address!Ironic. Dazey you married some woman you met on Bourbon Street a frw months after you met her and fathered her child less than a year later. I might say yes and sign a prenup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) NAteS GETTING MARRIED Edited December 15, 2015 by ZoSoRose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 My gf asked me to marry her today.Scares me. I have only known her for five months or so, but I have lived with her for about four months.I don't know. I love her and she is great but I am only 23 and too young for it.Yeah, you need to run, run, run. Never look back and leave no forwarding address!Ironic.Dazey you married some woman you met on Bourbon Street a frw months after you met her and fathered her child less than a year later.I might say yes and sign a prenup.1 year later, St Philip Street and just over 2 years if you don't mind. I was also employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I made 21k this year. I can hold a responsibility if I try to.Why try when you don't have to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I made 21k this year.Yeah but it's December already..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Yeah I live in poverty and I will die in poverty. I get you and ain't arguing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Yeah I live in poverty and I will die in poverty. I get you and ain't arguing.You should though. I'm being a cunt so you should call me a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 No you're right.I'm poor and unmotivated. I'm also binge drinking at the moment and confused. Marriage? Okay. I take every day by day. It has been going good. Lots of sex. Lots of time with her. Lots of laughs and all that, but I have only known her for 4 months. Granted most people couldn't stand me after three days but she wants to marry me. Something changed after Vegas and it isn't all the STDs I don't have.So either she's crazy, I'm crazy or we are both crazy. Screw it. She asked me. I'll say yes. I'll give that woman a ring if she wants it. I need a coffee and a smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 No you're right.I'm poor and unmotivated. I'm also binge drinking at the moment and confused. Marriage? Okay. I take every day by day. It has been going good. Lots of sex. Lots of time with her. Lots of laughs and all that, but I have only known her for 4 months.Granted most people couldn't stand me after three days but she wants to marry me. Something changed after Vegas and it isn't all the STDs I don't have.So either she's crazy, I'm crazy or we are both crazy.Screw it. She asked me. I'll say yes. I'll give that woman a ring if she wants it.I need a coffee and a smoke.In fairness I was pretty much engaged within a month so I can't criticise. I was in my 30's though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Well I am a very mature 23 year old. :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 My gf asked me to marry her today.Scares me. I have only known her for five months or so, but I have lived with her for about four months.I don't know. I love her and she is great but I am only 23 and too young for it.Yeah, you need to run, run, run. Never look back and leave no forwarding address!Says a man who got hitched to a lady he met completely by chance in a bar and ran away to Mexico with ...Not that I don't love you for it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) My gf asked me to marry her today.Scares me. I have only known her for five months or so, but I have lived with her for about four months.I don't know. I love her and she is great but I am only 23 and too young for it.Yeah, you need to run, run, run. Never look back and leave no forwarding address! Says a man who got hitched to a lady he met completely by chance in a bar and ran away to Mexico with ...Not that I don't love you for it .Bugger off Dr Sinclair!!! Edited December 13, 2015 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Basically what I'm getting from this is, she asked, and Arnold is caving and saying fuck it because thats easier than making an actual decision. Enjoy the half of that 21k that you get to keep when this clearly toxic relationship implodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Yeah I live in poverty and I will die in poverty. I get you and ain't arguing.You should though. I'm being a cunt so you should call me a cunt! Oooh, may I? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I just have this mental image of Nate's lassie going down on one knee and popping the question and him backing out the room like "Brb, going to ask MyGNR..."3 hours later "My knees are starting to hurt, honey!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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