wasted Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 I’m too full of food to drink with abandon. Watching Home Alone 2. Too full to change the channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Woke up with a weird pain in my back. Always fucking something, I swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 12 hours ago, soon said: Woke up with a weird pain in my back. Always fucking something, I swear! You threw your back out while fucking a commode or something? Maybe a pill against libido will be good for you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 5 hours ago, SoulMonster said: You threw your back out while fucking a commode or something? Maybe a pill against libido will be good for you? Isnt a "commode" a portable toilet?? I think that would serve as the pill to ebb my epic virility! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 fucking firecrackers... it's like world war 3 outside... my windows are shaking and it's not even new year's eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 I might not drink for the rest of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 My tape deck with the mono speaker broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 I’m back here because right now I want to whine about EVERYTHING. Like for example why the fuck a 30+ grown ass man feels the need to repeatedly call his girlfriend (that would be me) retarded, stupid, an idiot and anything in the likes. Repeatedly. What I did this time? Said me wanting to eat healthier doesn’t necessarily mean NEVER eating anything considered unhealthy, like a fucking toast or a few pieces of sushi. Nothing surprises me anymore tho. A while ago I was an idiot for using the saying that someone “couldn’t see the forest for all the trees” (because that’s stupid - the trees ARE the forest so how exactly would that work out?!) i s2g if it wasn’t because he at one point had his IQ tested and got a real high score, I’d think HE was retarded. Oh, and he keeps telling me to shut the fuck up. I haven’t said a word in ten minutes. What kind of person is this I am living with???? Holy Yes, I am now officially one of those bitches whining about their relationships online. I regret nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 Also I quit being drunk all the time. I’m like never drunk these days. For real. Only gone out once this year. Too busy working and all that. You know, I thought not being drunk all the time would help but all it got me was more annoyed with his shit. Starting to think I was never the problem to begin with. Oh, now I’m getting a bit too personal. Bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamillos Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 On 29. 1. 2020 at 8:49 PM, john lennon said: I’m back here because right now I want to whine about EVERYTHING. Like for example why the fuck a 30+ grown ass man feels the need to repeatedly call his girlfriend (that would be me) retarded, stupid, an idiot and anything in the likes. Repeatedly. What I did this time? Said me wanting to eat healthier doesn’t necessarily mean NEVER eating anything considered unhealthy, like a fucking toast or a few pieces of sushi. Nothing surprises me anymore tho. A while ago I was an idiot for using the saying that someone “couldn’t see the forest for all the trees” (because that’s stupid - the trees ARE the forest so how exactly would that work out?!) i s2g if it wasn’t because he at one point had his IQ tested and got a real high score, I’d think HE was retarded. Oh, and he keeps telling me to shut the fuck up. I haven’t said a word in ten minutes. What kind of person is this I am living with???? Holy Yes, I am now officially one of those bitches whining about their relationships online. I regret nothing. Honey, if you're staying in a relationship where he treats you like this, then I think he might actually be onto something. We all make choices. You are making yours. The question is: will you learn from your choices? Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted January 31, 2020 Author Share Posted January 31, 2020 24 minutes ago, jamillos said: Honey, if you're staying in a relationship where he treats you like this, then I think he might actually be onto something. We all make choices. You are making yours. The question is: will you learn from your choices? Good luck. I mean, it's this... when it's good, it's great. When it's bad it's ??? I don't know whether to cry or laugh, really. It just pisses me off. I was about to leave once. Got a truck and everything. Things worked out tho and stayed good for quite a long while And it's fine now. Idk man, I was just really really pissed off when I wrote that. Being told to shut up has me annoyed as fuck. Especially when I'm not even saying anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 11 hours ago, john lennon said: I mean, it's this... when it's good, it's great. When it's bad it's ??? I don't know whether to cry or laugh, really. It just pisses me off. I was about to leave once. Got a truck and everything. Things worked out tho and stayed good for quite a long while And it's fine now. Idk man, I was just really really pissed off when I wrote that. Being told to shut up has me annoyed as fuck. Especially when I'm not even saying anything. Sounds like he's gas-lighting you. To me thats the line between someone being an asshole and someone being an abuser. *************************** My whine is: Every time I eat a poppy seed bagel, I get a poppy seed stuck in my eye. Every. Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, soon said: My whine is: Every time I eat a poppy seed bagel, I get a poppy seed stuck in my eye. Every. Time. Have you tried eating them with your mouth instead you fucking weirdo? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Hang on @soon it wasn’t your japseye was it? If so you’re a disgusting pervert! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dazey said: Hang on @soon it wasn’t your japseye was it? If so you’re a disgusting pervert! Oh, I am a disgusting pervert but getting my bagels 'ribbed for his pleasure' is the least of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dazey said: Hang on @soon it wasn’t your japseye was it? If so you’re a disgusting pervert! Have you never tried a bagel up the arse? Oh, you haven't lived man! That cool smoked salmon and cream cheese ain't half soothing on the ol' ring. Its a known cure for Gandhi's Revenge that is, they say a Jew invented it, sort of meeting the muslims halfway, its a metaphor for the proper resolution to the middle east peace process. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Have you never tried a bagel up the arse? Oh, you haven't lived man! That cool smoked salmon and cream cheese ain't half soothing on the ol' ring. Its a known cure for Gandhi's Revenge that is, they say a Jew invented it, sort of meeting the muslims halfway, its a metaphor for the proper resolution to the middle east peace process. The Middle East Ringpiece Process? Edited January 31, 2020 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dazey said: The Middle East Ringpiece Process? You have a wonderful facility with the English language, anyone ever tell you that? Bertrand Russell don’t get a look in when you’re in the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 24 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: You have a wonderful facility with the English language, anyone ever tell you that? Bertrand Russell don’t get a look in when you’re in the mood. I was quite proud of that one I must say. Surely somebody’s already used it as the title to one of those comedy porno movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Dazey said: I was quite proud of that one I must say. Surely somebody’s already used it as the title to one of those comedy porno movies? A bunch of Israeli soldiers shafting birds in burkas, I can see it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Len Cnut said: A bunch of Israeli soldiers shafting birds in burkas, I can see it now Jared Kushner lookalike getting bummed by a bunch of Hamas looking motherfuckers is more what I had in mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Just now, Dazey said: Jared Kushner lookalike getting bummed by a bunch of Hamas looking motherfuckers is more what I had in mind. That says a lot about you that when you think of porn you think of blokes getting bummed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 35 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: That says a lot about you that when you think of porn you think of blokes getting bummed He is from Manchester. Of course this is what he thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryfon Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Sitting in my car, little to no money, technically unemployed and homeless, 6000 miles away from my family, had to go to the dentist this morning, somebody stole my cat, my rear right hand side fender has a huge dent that I need to fix, my wife is is jail, I lost 99% of everything I ever owned because they auctioned my storage unit, it's cold and my nose is running. I need another Vodka/Coke before I deal with the meth-head tweaker next door. Whine over... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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