D4NNY Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Just now, Tom2112 said: It's certainly no bed of roses being a gnr fan. When gnr release a country rock song, I will concede the Bon Jovi comparison. And if Axl gets a cute little superman tattoo to match with that jovi dude.. maybe then I’ll see a comparison 😅 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 46 minutes ago, Blackstar said: https://gnrmerch.com/collections/accessories/products/use-your-illusion-ii-puzzle Still not the same as a boardgame! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rindmelon Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 13 minutes ago, username said: Still not the same as a boardgame! There should be some sort of gnr top trump card thing or a pannini sticker album. I have probably just given them an idea for night train. Or Buckaroo but Beta is the horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4NNY Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, Rindmelon said: or a pannini sticker album You know, that wouldn’t be the worst thing they could create, that was a big part of my childhood so I would probably be inclined to purchase 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsapple Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Bon Jovi and GNR should do a double headlining tour, much better fit than GNR/Metallica these days. Prettier women in Bon Jovi's audience than GNR so that's another big plus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post username Posted November 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2023 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Rindmelon said: There should be some sort of gnr top trump card thing or a pannini sticker album. I have probably just given them an idea for night train. Or Buckaroo but Beta is the horse I could totally see GnR Monopoly. Chance Card: You're now managed by a Brazilian family. Lose 50% of your income for the next 20 turns 34 minutes ago, adamsapple said: Bon Jovi and GNR should do a double headlining tour, much better fit than GNR/Metallica these days. Prettier women in Bon Jovi's audience than GNR so that's another big plus. Have you seen how Jon Bon Jovi has aged? Now imagine how his fangirls from the 80's have aged. Edited November 20, 2023 by username 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4NNY Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, username said: I could totally see GnR Monopoly. Chance Card: You're now managed by a Brazilian family. Lose 50% of your income for the next 20 turns Brutal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post username Posted November 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, D4NNY said: Brutal. Chance Card: All your building projects are run by Fernando. No new hotels for the next 10 turns Really, this shit just about writes itself. Edited November 20, 2023 by username 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post username Posted November 20, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2023 Chance Card: Your drummer quits. You have to get a new one and re-record all drum parts. Pay 5.000 for studio time. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimiRose Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 5 hours ago, consiglieri said: I was just listening to “It’s so easy” live at the Marquee and can’t help to notice that I miss that sound. Steven’s drumming was so cool. The Punk sound. And Axl sounded so angry and pissed off. It’s a bad shame they’ve gotten so soft and woke in my opionion. I loved them more when they were the most dangerous band in the world. Can’t they start a riot again somewhere? Woke? Their manager is getting done for sexually assaulting a photographer, that's about as republican and proud right wing as you can be, right? Little bit of rape, little bit or racism, little bit of sexism and power control, you got yourself the right wing! 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allwaystired Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 GNR should be more like Bon Jovi and actually release albums. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimiRose Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 2 hours ago, BucketEgg said: I was thinking of going on a tangent related to that statement, but decided it was too stupid to write so I didn't post it, but now that you've mentioned it, I might as well write it. If the entirety of the Bon Jovi band called up Axl, and asked for an appointment on when they could all suck on Axl's dick, he'd probably backtrack on that statement. Though, maybe everyone in Bon Jovi personally coming to suck your dick might sound like a fun time, because five dudes means getting your dick sucked five times. But then again, it's getting sucked off by a bunch of dudes... I'm straight but a blowjob is a blowjob. Just enjoy it, don't let something draconian like who is giving it, stop you from enjoying yourself! Good for your mental health and your heart, think of it as medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
consiglieri Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 3 hours ago, username said: I just realised that this is a thread with 17 posts where the person who started it called Axl Bon Jovi. Yet nobody has commented with "Bon Jovi can suck my dick". Honestly, GnR fandom has really gone downhill. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
consiglieri Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 Ice cube matured better than Axl. The riot I mentioned was just a bad example of the past I referred to. I understand that they don’t have the energy as they had in ‘87 and ‘88. Eddie Murphy was great in his Raw stand up video, but awful in Dr. Doolittle. GnR is like Eddie Murphy in Dr. Doolittle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, consiglieri said: GnR is like Eddie Murphy in Dr. Doolittle. And 2019 Axl was like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
betterman Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 6 hours ago, BucketEgg said: Guns N Roses failed at releasing a tune in time for Halloween, but Bon Jovi could release a Christmas tune before December even started. They need to get on Bon Jovi's level By the way, I just discovered that Blood in the Water has been officially released! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjxF1NJuXKk Blood in the water is the best Bon Jovi song since These days album (95) - really good! The christmas song - not so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 My 2 favorite bands. Axl and Jon are both vocally a shell of their prime, however Axl is still a 'rock star' (looks & dresses as such). Jon let his hair go full gray an dresses like...yeesh. Saw 2 shows of Jovi's last 'tour' (13 shows in April 2022). Totally robotic/cruise control. The energy is gone (Jon just stands there unlike when he would work the stage) vs Axl who still plays the part (running around, tossing mic, moving around the stage) etc... Part of it is Join needs Richie back (Richie still plays the rock star and his backing vocals are missed greatly by Jon). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t-p-d-a Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Bon Jovi has 15 albums. GN'R is far away to become Bon Jovi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 33 minutes ago, t-p-d-a said: Bon Jovi has 15 albums. GN'R is far away to become Bon Jovi. On one hand you're right. On the other Bon Jovi and GnR have released about the same number of good songs after 2008. I'll never defend GnR's absolute joke of a "release schedule". But for Bon Jovi the quality of their more recent work is just dramatic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lies They Tell Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Woke lol? Not too long ago they released a song with lyrics like: "pussy full of maggots" and "syphilistic priestess". I've seen many old school GNR fans complaining that GNR didn't use to be so demonic. 😂 I guess they're doing something right if they're pissing off both overly sensitive snowflakes and anti-woke incels. That being said, Bon Jovi would never release a song like The General and Monsters. These bands have nothing in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianGNR Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 If you compare live recordings from any band now with the same band playing 30 years before, its obviously different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsun Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 (edited) It's the drummer. Did you listen to the version with Foo Fighters an Taylor Hawkins? Hawkins is beating those drums so hard and the song sounds aggressive like it did in the 80s/90s. Frank is too soft.. more like a Dave Matthews band drummer. They need a real rock drummer - Matt Sorum would be amazing IMO. Slash, Duff, and Matt are awesome together. Edit: That performance gives me goosebumps. Fuck. So amazing. Love how Taylor beats the shit out of that ride cymbal and the toms. Edited November 20, 2023 by zepsun 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObsessionofVanity Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 The amount of people here using "woke" unironically and as an insult is kinda pathetic. Grow tf up. You cunts aren't supposed to be taking One in a Million literally for fuck's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimmick Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 I wish, Bon Jovi was released 9 studio albums & three live albums since GNR started working on Chinese Democracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimmick Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 43 minutes ago, zepsun said: It's the drummer. Did you listen to the version with Foo Fighters an Taylor Hawkins? Hawkins is beating those drums so hard and the song sounds aggressive like it did in the 80s/90s. Frank is too soft.. more like a Dave Matthews band drummer. They need a real rock drummer - Matt Sorum would be amazing IMO. Slash, Duff, and Matt are awesome together. Edit: That performance gives me goosebumps. Fuck. So amazing. Love how Taylor beats the shit out of that ride cymbal and the toms. Imagine the alternate history where Hawkins accepted GNR’s offer to join after Josh left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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