DieselDaisy Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, SoulMonster said: Too far from Old Trafford. Go to an away match next season. You'll be competing with Birmingham City and Aston Villa soon enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 I've removed posts as they were off topic and antagonising. This is a thread for whining about stuff not about post counts. Take it to PMs or use the ignore function. Now i'm whining FFS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) But fine, I'll go back to whining about the weather. Next week is the third week of September and we are expecting temperatures of almost 30 degrees. I have been wearing short pants around the house since April... that just ain't normal for the climate I live in. Edited September 13, 2018 by janrichmond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 My heart’s spaghetti junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 9 hours ago, wasted said: My heart’s spaghetti junction. yer head's full of noodles too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 4 hours ago, janrichmond said: yer head's full of noodles too Use Your Noodles III: The Balti Wars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 On 15/09/2018 at 2:39 AM, wasted said: Use Your Noodles III: The Balti Wars I never understood why its called balti. balti is hindu or urdu for 'bucket'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 36 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: I never understood why its called balti. balti is hindu or urdu for 'bucket'. There’s a place called Baltistan. But it’s a made up thing in Birmingham isn’t the Balti House. Curry house you bring your own booze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, wasted said: There’s a place called Baltistan. Shit, Bucketheadland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Shit, Bucketheadland! Well it’s made in a metal bucket called a Balti? what was the question? In UK everything gets mashed up to the point you’re drinking Beaujolais, eat pie and mash with Tiramisu from ASDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, wasted said: Well it’s made in a metal bucket called a Balti? what was the question? In UK everything gets mashed up to the point you’re drinking Beaujolais, eat pie and mash with Tiramisu from ASDA. I thought they were woks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Len Cnut said: I thought they were woks. Hindu buckets I rate. But a wok is a good comparison. Hindu woks. Anyway a Balti is more about the pot than the pastry. I guess. That could of been at least 4 posts. Edited September 19, 2018 by wasted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 54 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: HAHA never knew this there is a curry house in Aylesbury called Bucks Balti .. Bucks Bucket Bucket House would be Bucket covering house tunes from the 90s with Charlie Sheen on vocals. Sounds like VR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, lukepowell1988 said: Now that I would pay to see Have Money and McGregor dancin in cages. I have a whole vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, lukepowell1988 said: Pacman booty slapping them making homophobic comments McGregor and Money sucking each others dicks at gunpoint? I think I have my Netflix special! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 5 hours ago, wasted said: McGregor and Money sucking each others dicks at gunpoint? I think I have my Netflix special! There's always one that takes it too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, Len Cnut said: I never understood why its called balti. balti is hindu or urdu for 'bucket'. Because it's served in a bucket like bowl you ignoramus! Edited September 19, 2018 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Dazey said: Because it's served in a bucket like bowl you ignoramus! How can you have a bowl like a bucket? Its either a fuckin’ bowl or a bucket, there’s no fuckin’ in-between to that is it, what the fucks a bucket-like bowl? Either serve it in a bucket or call it somethin’ else And whys the name of the food dictated by the vessel its served in, so any fuckin’ thing thrown in that ‘bucket’ its served in should be called balti whatever, bunch a load of skittles in and call em fuckin’ balti skittles A KFC buckets called a bucket cuz its a bucket made of card, not a big fuck off cast iron wok Edited September 19, 2018 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I gotta be up in 7 hours and my neighbors are spending some... Quality time together. The walls aren't very thick in my building 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 16 hours ago, Len Cnut said: There's always one that takes it too far I think this is where we are as a culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Screw Ryanair... next week another strike. I hope it won't last longer than 24 hours or it might interfere with my flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janrichmond Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 FUCKING SPIDERS Crawly evil little bastards. One big wanker just crawled up my wall, called the bloke to kill it....WTF he tries to pick it up (he won't kill them) and fucking missed!!! It's in here somewhere.....waiting until the bloke goes to bed and then it will come and get me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Epic fail flirting with the cutie at the head shop. Gotta be one of the cringiest moments of my life! Was buying a vape and she asked what colour. I asked if she thought one should coordinate the vape colour with ones face or the living room it will be used in. She, a very stoned person who works at a head shop, stared at me. At first it was a blank stare, then a look of concern as if I were having a stroke. Finally I apologized for my bad joke. She laughed politely. Only saving grace was by the end of the transaction she had a vibe like 'I dont know whats going on other then that we are flirting, and I like it.' She then added I should come back and let her know how i like the vape. So at least it wasnt a total disaster. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, soon said: Epic fail flirting with the cutie at the head shop. Gotta be one of the cringiest moments of my life! Was buying a vape and she asked what colour. I asked if she thought one should coordinate the vape colour with ones face or the living room it will be used in. She, a very stoned person who works at a head shop, stared at me. At first it was a blank stare, then a look of concern as if I were having a stroke. Finally I apologized for my bad joke. She laughed politely. Only saving grace was by the end of the transaction she had a vibe like 'I dont know whats going on other then that we are flirting, and I like it.' She then added I should come back and let her know how i like the vape. So at least it wasnt a total disaster. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You are not shagging around, are you? I seem to recall you trying to chat up some other bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: You are not shagging around, are you? I seem to recall you trying to chat up some other bird. I am now happily dating that other bird, Im pleased to say. Its not that serious yet - no 'lets be exclusive' talk yet. Although I did stop dating this other hipster women because it just was never going to stand up to they new lady. I think I have just become a habitual flirt in the last year or so. Hmmm, I guess I'll have to start reigning that in now that I have someone I want to get serious about. Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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