wasted Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Dazey said: On the kangaroo by the bed. I’ll take the cash that watch has been up someone’s ass for 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 7 hours ago, janrichmond said: Axl has it. Punctuality stolen my fake gold Rolex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 19 hours ago, dontdamnmeuyi2015 said: Unreal! It's still raining here in Texas! I am so sick and tired of seeing clouds and rain all the time. The temps are in the 50's too, so it's very nasty out. I think the rain is stopping tomorrow, but coming back next week. I can't stand it! That sucks! Y'all are getting so much rain. It might snow here tonight. I am not feeling that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 OMG! The sun is out in Dallas today! Finally, the rain has stopped. There is no draught anywhere in Texas as of now, but there is flooding in Austin, which sucks. also the mega million is 1.6 billion dollars. Wow! 904 cash payout. Imagine what good someone can do with that money. I would give tons to my family and help others who need homes and jobs and of course build a non-kill shelter for all the homeless animals around the world. It sucks that I don't have a chance in HELL of winning. Good luck to anyone who buys a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Some dude just told me I'm selfish and ruining the planet because I don't want to have children 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: Some dude just told me I'm selfish and ruining the planet because I don't want to have children Thats a fine compliment, the suggestion that your breed is the type needed to push the human race further. Sounds like a come on to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 A very haggard street-walking sex worker just propositioned me that I could "buy us some booze and we could ba-ba-ba." I handed her an envelope with a bit of cash and said "have a great day" as we fist bumped. She was jumping up and down with joy that she didnt need to endure a trick. Made me happy too. But she was still jumping and cheering and yelling thanks to me when I was like a block away. Silly, but I felt like maybe that was just a touch too much enthusiasm for not having to shag me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, soon said: A very haggard street-walking sex worker just propositioned me that I could "buy us some booze and we could ba-ba-ba." I handed her an envelope with a bit of cash and said "have a great day" as we fist bumped. She was jumping up and down with joy that she didnt need to endure a trick. Made me happy too. But she was still jumping and cheering and yelling thanks to me when I was like a block away. Silly, but I felt like maybe that was just a touch too much enthusiasm for not having to shag me. What are you doin' giving away envelopes of money to brasses, if you've that much spare knockin' about how about donating to your Uncle Lens charity? Money, cheques, coupons, luncheon vouchers, anything you got! You blatantly copped a blowie off her though didn't you, this post is gonna be your alibi in case she tries to blackmail you 'see your honour, look at this mygnr post, told you i ain't touch that bitch' Edited October 29, 2018 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Why would you already have an envelope with cash in situ? You prepared it earlier, didn't you? I can just see you preparing your little envelopes of cash to proliferate among fallen women! Soon, the William Ewat Gladstone of Mygnr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: What are you doin' giving away envelopes of money to brasses, if you've that much spare knockin' about how about donating to your Uncle Lens charity? Money, cheques, coupons, luncheon vouchers, anything you got! You blatantly copped a blowie off her though didn't you, this post is gonna be your alibi in case she tries to blackmail you 'see your honour, look at this mygnr post, told you i ain't touch that bitch' Ha, I do not believe you wouldve have endorsed a bj in this instance. I would have evoked workers rights and collective bargaining in court. Was once part of unionizing sex workers but it quickly started to feel a lot like pimping. I could use my mygnr post as evidence that Ive never left my house or looked up from my phone to do anything at all I've got no spare cash for you charity, sadly. It was my grocery money. Came back home to find my fiends had dropped off some dehydrated tomatoes and red peppers along with fresh herbs from their harvest - and a new toque. Sometimes its just all too cool for words. Luncheon vouchers is something Ive never heard of, but I want them. All of them! 2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said: Why would you already have an envelope with cash in situ? You prepared it earlier, didn't you? I can just see you preparing your little envelopes of cash to proliferate among fallen women! Soon, the William Ewat Gladstone of Mygnr. I went to Atm and used there envelopes instead of rooting my wallet out from under my winter jacket - its snowing already. Who is that dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, soon said: Ha, I do not believe you wouldve have endorsed a bj in this instance. I would have evoked workers rights and collective bargaining in court. Was once part of unionizing sex workers but it quickly started to feel a lot like pimping. I could use my mygnr post as evidence that Ive never left my house or looked up from my phone to do anything at all I've got no spare cash for you charity, sadly. It was my grocery money. Came back home to find my fiends had dropped off some dehydrated tomatoes and red peppers along with fresh herbs from their harvest - and a new toque. Sometimes its just all too cool for words. Luncheon vouchers is something Ive never heard of, but I want them. All of them! I went to Atm and used there envelopes instead of rooting my wallet out from under my winter jacket - its snowing already. Who is that dude? Thrice Victorian Prime Minister of United Kingdom. Had the strange habit of walking around London at night ''rehabilitating'' women of fallen virtue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Just now, DieselDaisy said: Thrice Victorian Prime Minister of United Kingdom. Had the strange habit of walking around London at night ''rehabilitating'' women of fallen virtue. Yeah, ‘rehabilitating’ Eddie Murphy would later try that excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: Yeah, ‘rehabilitating’ Eddie Murphy would later try that excuse. Also was into self-flagellating! And translating Homer from ancient Greek. I am not sure if there is some causal relationship between the two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Being single around this time of year really sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 I thought Halloween would be the perfect stalking season. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: Being single around this time of year really sucks Oh right, y'all got Thanks Giving coming up. Take out the stress on a bigoted uncles face. Its a rite of passage. People will understand. Edited November 4, 2018 by soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) went to visit my grandma. this woman got a lot of Percocet, like 4 boxes of the shit but it's too strong for her so I've asked her to give me a box. got the 20 pills in the box and 8 more. not bad but she had more. she asked me what it was for I told her neck pains. Edited November 4, 2018 by Rovim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Lung infections and Ibuprofen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urd's Return Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 (edited) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2n4-cnGqU/ where is guns n' roses? Edited November 7, 2018 by Urd's Return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Now I don’t have flu I just feel bored. I guess I’ll have to stop taking codeine non stop too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 On 11/3/2018 at 5:54 PM, Gibson_Guy87 said: Being single around this time of year really sucks Hope the long weekend is going as well as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Everything sucks today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, soon said: Hope the long weekend is going as well as possible. It's going great, actually. I did some thinking and realized that being 20 and single isn't a curse, it's a blessing. Yeah the lonliness sucks and I'm still looking for a girlfriend, but I realized the freedom that I have right now. I'm really not accountable to/for anyone. I'm taking the time to enjoy that while I look for someone 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 I know it sucks that Alaska had 2 earthquakes, but why does that reporter from ABC always have to interrupt my General Hospital every damn time. Can't they wait until the top of the hour! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 On 04/11/2018 at 9:55 PM, Rovim said: went to visit my grandma. this woman got a lot of Percocet, like 4 boxes of the shit but it's too strong for her so I've asked her to give me a box. got the 20 pills in the box and 8 more. not bad but she had more. she asked me what it was for I told her neck pains. Granny robber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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