Len Cnut Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) I was mimicing Peter Sellars at the Chinese laundry 'Ah yes, a fine race of people, The Chinese!' ah, ok (have no clue who he is). and i was talking about the stereotype that all ukrainian women are hot (or worse ). isn't it a bit racist? I meant fine in a much more ye olde English kinda way, as opposed to a sleazy American mygnrforum poster kinda way Here's the proper telling of the joke i got it from, by Peter Sellars himself, ever hear of The Pink Panther? That was Peter It was an attempt at being comically patronising, in the manner of monsieur Sellars in the vid! 'Warrington Minge' It just sounds very colonialist, doesn't it? 'Ah yes, a fine race of people, The Chinese!', there's a delicious sort of aloof condescending there that i find hilairious Edited December 4, 2014 by Lennie Godber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Peter Selllers was amazing. After I saw 'The Party' I was hooked. I know it wasn't his greatest work but the stylistic aspect of that film is what attracted me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I love Peter Sellers. I used to watch all the Pink Panther movies as a kid. Inspector Closeau was great. And so was his little yellow friend, Cato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Grandmother in Tehran had The Party recorded on VHS, spent many a summer watching that and A Shot in the Dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Who the fuck voted for me as best looking male member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Best new member (Joined in 2014): AdrifatatseaBet old member (Joined before 2010): LithiumBest low-tier member (Less than 1,000 posts): DarknightfanMost underrated regular: Open category - no one with more than one voteMost missed member: kevin Most improved member: GroghanBest looking male member: I'll refrain from voting for myself and give it over to highvoltage, since Tyler won last yearBest looking female member: Axls Rocket QueenBest thread starter: Given To FlyMost intelligent posts: DownzyStrongest personality: LennyBest debater: Patience 4 AxlMost divisive member: BroskiroseBiggest hooray for tolerance!: MagismeMost knowledge of GN'R: recklessroad of courseMost likely to be Axl: HOLDEN CAULFIELDMost respected member: LennyFunniest member: moop(RIP)Most unintentionally funny member: Snake-PitMember who drunk posts the most: Arnold LayneMost like to meet: LennyBest fight: Broskirose vs. MyGNRMost mysterious member: HOLDEN CAULFIELDMost transparent member: McCoy or TeejayHonorable mention: MagismeMost unbiased: No voteBest political views: DownzyBest provider of concert updates: Powerage5Best podcast guest: Since I'm the host I'm gonna pass on this one, but honorable mention to Graeme, ARQ, Dazey, and lenny for hosting and editing the most popular and well received episode Best poster in...Discussion & NewsMale: Damn_SmoothFemale: Patience 4 AxlAnything GoesMale: LennyFemale: Patience 4 AxlSeen That Movie TooMale: branFemale: AngelicaMy WorldMale: LennyFemale: P4ASupporter SectionsMale: N/AFemale: N/AThread of the year: God fucking damint WFA"Too much drama" thread of the year: N/ABest thread title: N/ABest signature: Snake-PitBest username: N/AMember of the year - male: UK SUBS Member of the year - female: Patience 4 AxlThanks for the nominations everyone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 just because i won last year doesnt mean i can't/shouldn't win again. fuck you dan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 just because i won last year doesnt mean i can't/shouldn't win again. fuck you dan You know I think you're beautiful bby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixes Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Best new member -- AdriftatseaBest old member --Best low tier member -- NullaMost underrated regular -- DR DOOMMost missed member -- PappyMost improved member --NosajBest looking male member --Best looking female member --Best thread starter --Most intelligent posts -- LennyStrongest personality -- ValBest debater -- LennyMost divisive member -- GroghanBiggest hooray for tolerance -- MagsMost knowledge of GNR --Most likely to be Axl -- ValMost respected member --Funniest member -- Damn SmoothMost unintentionally funny member -- ValMember who drunk posts the most -- ZosoMost like to meet --Best fight -- Mags vsMost mysterious member -- wastedMost transparent member --Honorable mention --Most unbiased --Best political views -- DownzyBest provider of concert updates --Best podcast guest --D&N--Male -- SmoothieFemale --LioAG--Male -- MagsFemale --Seen that movie too--Male --Female -- AngelicaMy World--Male -- branFemale --Supporter sections--Male --Female --Member of the year male -- MagsMember of the year female -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan H. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Anyone who doesn't vote Kevin for most missed is a liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Anyone who doesn't vote Kevin for most missed is a liarHadoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Anyone who doesn't vote Kevin for most missed is a liarI wasn't around when Kevin was around so how could I vote for someone I can't miss? For what I have read about him, he used to be really hilarious and a great poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GivenToFly Posted December 4, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2014 Best new member (Joined in 2014): Satanisk SlaktBet old member (Joined before 2010): Satanisk_SlaktBest low-tier member (Less than 1,000 posts): Satanisk_SlaktMost missed member: JasonBest looking male member: RedheadBest looking female member: PowerageBest thread starter: Given To Fly, obviouslyMost intelligent posts: Given To Fly, obviouslyStrongest personality: Given To Fly, obviouslyMost likely to be Axl: Given To Fly, obviouslyMost respected member: Given To Fly, obviouslyBest debater: Thomas MeadowMost knowledge of GN'R: DexterLeast knowledge of GN'R: BumblefootFunniest member: RedheadMost unintentionally funny member: RedheadMost unbiased: LennyBest political views: Arnold 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Least knowledge about GNR- BumbleI died at that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFA Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Anyone who doesn't vote Kevin for most missed is a liarHadoken.Bin laden killed gnr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patience 4 Axl Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I search and I search but I still can't find pics of P4A. Unfortunately I don't have to search as hard to find yours.BTW, thanks for the nominations guys. I'm truly touched and humbled. This is too funny.What the fuck is an award based on a person's appearance when one of the nominees hasn't even been seen for years, if ever? I'll tell you what's funny, the way you keep coming at me with this. The fact I was nominated for the same award as you, despite my lack for needy attention grabbing or having to subject everyone to some ridiculous picture of myself with every shit staining post is killing you. OMG, you're cracking me up, like this is some big deal! I haven't posted a picture recently, whatever, I can't be bothered, but I have in the past. If you missed it too bad. Yeah, the forum did actually exist before you showed up. So get the fuck over it.Hehehe! Ooooh, someone is taking this rather seriously. I know this forum has been around a long time before I showed up. I imagine most of the posters here were still learning the alphabet the last time you posted a pic. And yes you're right, it's not hard to find pics of me. I was in 3 national papers here recently, but being the attention whore I am I wasn't going to force the publisher to desist, was I? I'm just living my life and having a bit of fun in the process. I hope you're doing the same. Just....wow. You're unraveling again, simply because you haven't seen my picture, and it looks like it may cause you to have another nervous breakdown. I don't think you have any idea how insane you're sounding right now, it's really sad. And I know the humane thing to do would be to feel sorry for you, but I just can't bring myself to do it. FYI, if you insist on continuing this charade and pretending your life is so fabulous, the last thing you should be doing is trying to convince the one person in this world who, I guarantee you, gives the least amount of shit.Best new member (Joined in 2014): Satanisk SlaktBet old member (Joined before 2010): Satanisk_SlaktBest low-tier member (Less than 1,000 posts): Satanisk_SlaktMost missed member: JasonBest looking male member: RedheadBest looking female member: PowerageBest thread starter: Given To Fly, obviouslyMost intelligent posts: Given To Fly, obviouslyStrongest personality: Given To Fly, obviouslyMost likely to be Axl: Given To Fly, obviouslyMost respected member: Given To Fly, obviouslyBest debater: Thomas MeadowMost knowledge of GN'R: DexterLeast knowledge of GN'R: BumblefootFunniest member: RedheadMost unintentionally funny member: RedheadMost unbiased: LennyBest political views: ArnoldMade me laugh! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Love the sarcasm in GivenToFly's post. Made me laugh. Best low-tier member (Less than 1,000 posts): Nulla Lex Ink - I've absolutely no idea who this is.Huh, I could have swore we spoke before. Oh well. Hi.Well, no offence intended. I recognise your name if it's of any solace. I wouldn't be able to tell what your opinions are on anything though. That would be true about the vast majority of members on this forum these days however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I voted for pappytron as most missed. Why is Holden Caulfield mentioned as most likely to be Axl - he posted his photo here, in a review of a Slash gig! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satanisk_Slakt Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I think that Holden post was made in the then Old Gunners or VR section, right? Those sections seem to be hidden for regular members. Is it possible to make some archive section where all those old sections are available? I think that must be the only explanation for why I can't find that thread. It may have been the greatest moment in this forum's history, it would be a shame if it was lost forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulla Lex Ink. Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Love the sarcasm in GivenToFly's post. Made me laugh.Best low-tier member (Less than 1,000 posts): Nulla Lex Ink - I've absolutely no idea who this is.Huh, I could have swore we spoke before. Oh well. Hi.Well, no offence intended. I recognise your name if it's of any solace. I wouldn't be able to tell what your opinions are on anything though. That would be true about the vast majority of members on this forum these days however.Ah, no offense taken man, was just messing around And to be fair, even I don't know my own opinion with some things. It fluctuates so much, I tend to just keep my mouth shut, haha.Also, I know it isn't a category, but Facekicker has the best avatar. Always does. Bad Santa is an awesome film, and before that he was Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. How can you beat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GabrieL_TiT Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Guess it's time to post my nudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosaj Thing Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Still waiting for the nudes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 Still waiting for the nudes.She could always end up winning Shitposter Of The Year if she doesn't deliver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 P4A sure get's bitchy easily. Maybe she should go back to saphire to match the name to the attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 i think people should show more respect to Red. she was a shitposter before it was cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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