Jane M. Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 2 hours ago, AslatIE said: You're all gonna hang me for whining about this Too many girls want me! I mean I guess I'm commited to one girl already, so I'm not interested in being romantic or sexual with anyone else! There's two girls really desperately want me for purely sexual reasons, and they've made it pretty clear, physically and verbally I'd tell them to fuck off and throw one of my friends their way, but I don't want to be rude I mean it was a little fun at first, seeing girls who are very much interested in me, but now it's just painful, a few like to expose certain body parts at times, and a few very nasty gals showed me every hole in their bodies plus one cunt anonymously talks shit to my girl and insists that she's had intercourse with me multiple times recently I mean sure, flirt with me every once in a while if you want to, but don't expect me to respond positively or let alone flirt back! Is it so hard to find another guy who actually wants to fuck every girl in town Plus sex isn't the only fucking thing in the world, sure before it happens it seems cool and exciting, but when you do the deed, it's nothing. You don't gain anything really, except for an STD and a baby. Sure it feels good, but so does a healthy and stable relationship, and I really don't need any horny girls looking to fuck my relationship up the ass every day It's cause of the damned guitar fingers, I tell you! (I've been told I'm good with fingering... Guitars ye pervert! ) I'm the biggest asshole here, right? I guess I should be happy that there are girls in this world who actually like me You're unhinged and I love it but don't get the wrong idea. That doesn't mean I want to fuck you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Jane M. said: You're unhinged and I love it but don't get the wrong idea. That doesn't mean I want to fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Jane M. said: You're unhinged and I love it but don't get the wrong idea. That doesn't mean I want to fuck you. 1 hour ago, Oldest Goat said: @AslatIE Well, is your gf into 3ways? ...I'm not asking on behalf of the girls, I'm asking for me. Well I think it's a marvellous idea to find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 11 hours ago, AslatIE said: If I join a band I'm gonna fuck them all, regardsless if I'm in a relationship or not. I'm gonna need the rockstar rep and the occasional "Mr. Aslat knocked me up" article I hate myself so much, you know? A relationship? Stop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 My dude's working away all week and isn't coming home till next tuesday, can I whine about that? It's just me and the cat now. I feel so alone I actually invited my brother over for dinner and a couple beers tonight, ha! Now I've just gotta figure out how to spend the rest of the week. An old friend of mine texted me yesterday asking if he could come over for wine and some old black and white horror movies friday,,, made me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MillionsOfSpiders Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I used to feel like that when my husband was working away.. now I practically pack his bags for him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 (edited) 25 minutes ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: I used to feel like that when my husband was working away.. now I practically pack his bags for him Why am I hearing: Sometimes I need some time...on my ownSometimes I need some time...all aloneEverybody needs some time... on their ownDon't you know you need some time...all alone I have gotten to where I love my alone time....it is peaceful ? Edited May 8, 2017 by BlueJean Baby Typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I have this God awful head cold and had to get up early to go to work...i feel like shit. Ugh.....?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john lennon Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, MillionsOfSpiders said: I used to feel like that when my husband was working away.. now I practically pack his bags for him You know, I should do that too lmao cos he's always like FUCK WHAT HAVE I MISSED I FEEL LIKE THERES A THOUSAND THINGS and I'm like??? fuck off Also can I whine about our psycho fucking neighbors??? So I was playing guitar n singing some (wanna hear cos you totally could??) and they just start banging the fucking walls and I mean ok if it had been late at night but it's fucking noon around here??? And fuck their fucking baby keeps whining and crying and screaming all day long and I hear it so well and N doesn't even hear it?? Is that normal, like, cos I'm a woman and he's not or? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 9 hours ago, john lennon said: You know, I should do that too lmao cos he's always like FUCK WHAT HAVE I MISSED I FEEL LIKE THERES A THOUSAND THINGS and I'm like??? fuck off Also can I whine about our psycho fucking neighbors??? So I was playing guitar n singing some (wanna hear cos you totally could??) and they just start banging the fucking walls and I mean ok if it had been late at night but it's fucking noon around here??? And fuck their fucking baby keeps whining and crying and screaming all day long and I hear it so well and N doesn't even hear it?? Is that normal, like, cos I'm a woman and he's not or? My old boyfriend had these neighbors into super noisy sex, every time his girlfriend came over they sounded like wounded animals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlingrl03 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 18 hours ago, BlueJean Baby said: I have this God awful head cold and had to get up early to go to work...i feel like shit. Ugh.....?? Ugh, that is the worst. Hope it passes quickly, get some rest! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 9 hours ago, marlingrl03 said: Ugh, that is the worst. Hope it passes quickly, get some rest! Still have it...have to work this afternoon, thank God for Dayquil ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJean Baby Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 9 hours ago, BlueJean Baby said: Still have it...have to work this afternoon, thank God for Dayquil ? Made it through today, have to work an 8 hour shift tomorrow...not feeling any better and it feels like there is glue in my sinuses....sick of being sick...damn it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 On 5/8/2017 at 2:13 PM, BlueJean Baby said: My old boyfriend had these neighbors into super noisy sex, every time his girlfriend came over they sounded like wounded animals... Mine are exactly like that. I was gaming online with my friend who's stationed in Japan and the conversation went something like this... Friend: What's that noise in the background? Me (casually): Oh my neighbors are fucking again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cantona Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Girls still want sex. help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 minute ago, AslatIE said: Girls still want sex. help 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) On 07/05/2017 at 2:06 AM, Fitha_whiskey said: Hey- I hear ya man. Just respect those girls. They might be us old man whores daughters, ya know what I'm saying? And you might find one night that you're the girl and we're the ones taking you Edited May 11, 2017 by Len Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 The dental clinic is hunting me. I just had my teeth cleaned. Now they want to do it again. Not sure my coverage covers it. Dental nurses are solid though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlsFavoriteRose Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 i have been feeding the bunnies for over a year but now these pesky pushy squirrels have taken over! they lie in wait til they see me then scamper from their rocks waiting. i want the bunnies back! some of the squirrels are getting very fat and i was going to stop the feeding entirely ti it crossed my mind they might be pregnant. still i would like to see my bunnies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, AxlsFavoriteRose said: i have been feeding the bunnies for over a year but now these pesky pushy squirrels have taken over! they lie in wait til they see me then scamper from their rocks waiting. i want the bunnies back! some of the squirrels are getting very fat and i was going to stop the feeding entirely ti it crossed my mind they might be pregnant. still i would like to see my bunnies! Just start feeding the squirrels until they're too fat to move and the rabbits should come back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 hours ago, wasted said: The dental clinic is hunting me. I just had my teeth cleaned. Now they want to do it again. Not sure my coverage covers it. Dental nurses are solid though. Leaning across, knockers rubbing against your cheek while they drill the plaque off your manky choppers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Just now, Len Cnut said: Leaning across, knockers rubbing against your cheek while they drill the plaque off your manky choppers That's the only thing I like about going to the dentist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Gibson_Guy87 said: That's the only thing I like about going to the dentist What, the surreptitious sexual harrassment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibson87 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Len Cnut said: What, the surreptitious sexual harrassment? Correct! But is it really harassment if I enjoy it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Just now, Gibson_Guy87 said: Correct! But is it really harassment if I enjoy it? I meant you harassing her Don't worry though, I read somewhere they enjoy it! Have you read Paul Bernardos new book? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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