DoMw94 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Nintari said: Get Axl to have surgery/training on his throat and get a trainer/nutritionist to force him to slim down so he can perform better. Jesus fucking christ, how many times?! He's had vocal coaching! He continues to have vocal coaching! It is precisely why he sings live the way he does! He's acknowledged this. And slim down?! Do you want him to be anorexic?! He's perfectly in shape as it is. People need to remember he's a 61-year-old man who drinks and smokes, he's not a 25 y/o athlete. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted November 22, 2023 Author Share Posted November 22, 2023 2 hours ago, DoMw94 said: Jesus fucking christ, how many times?! He's had vocal coaching! He continues to have vocal coaching! It is precisely why he sings live the way he does! He's acknowledged this. And slim down?! Do you want him to be anorexic?! He's perfectly in shape as it is. People need to remember he's a 61-year-old man who drinks and smokes, he's not a 25 y/o athlete. Axl still smokes? 😳 I thought he stopped smoking in like 2002. 😳 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slash was buckethead Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 57 minutes ago, Karice said: Axl still smokes? 😳 I thought he stopped smoking in like 2002. 😳 I’ve always wondered when axl quit smoking always thought that has something to do with the vocal changes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamillos Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 We know he still smoked - at least occasionally - cigars in 2006 and 2010, as we have photos. Idk if he keeps doing that, but an occasional cigar isn't the same thing as a pack of cigarettes a day. As for drinking, he definitely isn't an abstinent, but he's no drunk either (anymore). His throat mainly reflects wear and tear from the unnecessarily lengthy touring (plus age). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoMw94 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 7 hours ago, Karice said: Axl still smokes? 😳 I thought he stopped smoking in like 2002. 😳 Doesn't matter whether he still does or not. The point is he did for some time, therefore isn't the perfect lab-formed physical specimen this deluded fanbase thinks he should be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoochild Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Also, you can’t have surgery just to be able to damage your vocal chords all over again. I don’t even think this is possible, as it’s normal to have a lower voice with the age. Your vocal chords just don’t stretch as it was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 "The Spaghetti Incident?" was released 30 years ago tomorrow. I'd be doing something for that 22 hours ago, DoMw94 said: And slim down?! Do you want him to be anorexic?! He's perfectly in shape as it is. Why would you equate slimming down to being anorexic? How much weight do you think he has to lose? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoMw94 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 42 minutes ago, Chris 55 said: "The Spaghetti Incident?" was released 30 years ago tomorrow. I'd be doing something for that Why would you equate slimming down to being anorexic? How much weight do you think he has to lose? Is that a serious question? Obviously I'm saying he doesn't need to "slim down" at all because he's in great shape, and if he lost (more) weight to impress the nutters in this forum he'd be seriously unwell. He's in decent shape right now as-is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, DoMw94 said: Is that a serious question? Obviously I'm saying he doesn't need to "slim down" at all because he's in great shape, and if he lost (more) weight to impress the nutters in this forum he'd be seriously unwell. He's in decent shape right now as-is. yup, serious question to your insinuating to "slim' down is to go extreme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 On 11/20/2023 at 6:54 PM, ToonGuns said: 5. Show respect to former members. Whether people like it or not you can’t airbrush out years of history. Get Bucket back for a few live guest spots, just to give him the chance to play TWAT and Better solos live once. Also shows respect to former members / brilliant musicians. Ah yes, what the masses truly desires 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoMw94 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Chris 55 said: yup, serious question to your insinuating to "slim' down is to go extreme. What the actual fuck... READ what I'm saying and stop generalising. I am a million percent NOT insinuating to "slim' down is to go extreme. Not even slightly. How you're even coming to that conclusion is baffling. If someone at a healthy weight (let's say 'slim', to help you) was to slim further, then yes, that would be unhealthy. Axl isn't "fat", Axl isn't out of shape. Axl is in shape, he is fit, he is perfectly healthy. He does not need to lose anything, in the exact same way he needn't gain, either. If he did, that would risk being unhealthy since there is no excess to get rid of. It's really not hard to understand. Bloody hell... Edited November 23, 2023 by DoMw94 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, RONIN said: Bring back the Axl Pose Dressing Room Requirements. That should be step one for any new manager. You cannot get Axl at full strength vocally unless he gets one cup of cubed ham - it's gotta be cubed up right to get down his little neck. James Hetfield was a prophet for knowing this years ago. he didn't even know he ate meat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonGuns Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 5 hours ago, ZoSoRose said: Ah yes, what the masses truly desires “The masses” desire nothing more than a legacy act performing the hits. What we have at the moment, as poor as it is, satisfies the desire of the masses. I don’t care what the masses desire though - if I’m steering that ship I’m doing so to support the fans, build a legacy beyond nostalgia, respect the musicians old and new, and create good music. $$$ are a distant priority - they’ve already made enough money for 1000 lifetimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted December 2, 2023 Author Share Posted December 2, 2023 (edited) In light of current and recent times for Axl, if I were Guns N'Roses Manager, I would advise Axl to not do a settlement when it comes to the Sheila Kennedy sex assault accusations. I'd advise him to take this to trial and be found not liable. Settlements look bad on the side of the person paying, a prime example is the Michael Jackson child molestation case in 1993 with Jordan Chandler. Michael Jackson paid millions to settle and Jordan as an adult admitted that Michael never molested him and this was all his father, Evan's idea because Evan wanted money. Michael himself said he regretted doing the settlement and wish he went to Trial. Sheila Kennedy is an unreliable Narrator at BEST. Her changing stories are VERY worrisome and questionable. I could see if Axl did a Settlement and then Shelia after getting paid in a settlement admitting Axl never sexually assaulted her and bragging she just wanted his money which she got. So, if I were Axl's Manager, No Settlements, go to Trial. Edited December 2, 2023 by Karice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 (edited) Step 1: do the exact opposite of what Team Brazil does. That’s it. Edited December 2, 2023 by The Real McCoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugworth Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 On 11/23/2023 at 12:06 AM, RONIN said: James Hetfield was a prophet for knowing this years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted December 3, 2023 Author Share Posted December 3, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Slugworth said: I was getting a blank page at first, and then the video showed up. 🥴 I originally posted,"Can you tell me what video that is? For some reason, I keep getting blank pages. 🥴 I tried to erase the entire post, but I was unable to. 🥴 Edited December 3, 2023 by Karice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluegrassBlues Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Well, in all honesty can you make Axl do anything I think even the most patient, saintly manager would lose their patience sooner or later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted December 4, 2023 Author Share Posted December 4, 2023 On 12/3/2023 at 1:40 PM, BluegrassBlues said: Well, in all honesty can you make Axl do anything I think even the most patient, saintly manager would lose their patience sooner or later Maybe you can nudge Axl in the right direction as a Manager. 😏 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted December 5, 2023 Author Share Posted December 5, 2023 Speaking of Managers and Guns N'Roses, I wonder why AXL isn't Guns N'Roses Manager? 🤔 For a VERY long time, I thought Axl was Guns N'Roses Manager. 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunsJail Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 12/2/2023 at 10:04 AM, Karice said: In light of current and recent times for Axl, if I were Guns N'Roses Manager, I would advise Axl to not do a settlement when it comes to the Sheila Kennedy sex assault accusations. I'd advise him to take this to trial and be found not liable. Settlements look bad on the side of the person paying, a prime example is the Michael Jackson child molestation case in 1993 with Jordan Chandler. Michael Jackson paid millions to settle and Jordan as an adult admitted that Michael never molested him and this was all his father, Evan's idea because Evan wanted money. Michael himself said he regretted doing the settlement and wish he went to Trial. Sheila Kennedy is an unreliable Narrator at BEST. Her changing stories are VERY worrisome and questionable. I could see if Axl did a Settlement and then Shelia after getting paid in a settlement admitting Axl never sexually assaulted her and bragging she just wanted his money which she got. So, if I were Axl's Manager, No Settlements, go to Trial. I would argue that not emulating anything Michael Jackson did post 1988 would be a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderfinger Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 On 11/21/2023 at 6:37 PM, DoMw94 said: Jesus fucking christ, how many times?! He's had vocal coaching! He continues to have vocal coaching! It is precisely why he sings live the way he does! He's acknowledged this. And slim down?! Do you want him to be anorexic?! He's perfectly in shape as it is. People need to remember he's a 61-year-old man who drinks and smokes, he's not a 25 y/o athlete. Hey!! Leave MrJesus out of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted December 26, 2023 Author Share Posted December 26, 2023 (edited) If I were Guns N'Roses Manager, I would advise them to not release songs that have absurd mixing problems like The General has. I would make them wait until the songs sound GOOD before releasing them. There is a difference between say some Axl Stalker stealing a Guns N'Roses song from Axl's house and making a bunch of distorted sounding copies from the stolen song and Guns N'Roses themselves releasing a distorted sounding song. Songs that Guns N'Roses release themselves shouldn't sound distorted as if they were copies of a stolen song. Edited December 26, 2023 by Karice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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