invisible_rose Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 15 hours ago, rocknroll41 said: Try to Convince Axl to release The General on streaming. Try to Convince Axl to release Atlas and Monsters as a split single, and make them both available on streaming. Try to Convince Axl to release Berlin and Seven as a split single (assuming they both actually have vocals) and make them both available on streaming. Get sacked. Fixed. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Blackstar Posted November 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2023 "... by the way, nobody tells Axl to do anything. He does what he wants to do." (Irving Azoff, Feb. 11, 2016] 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonizedmind Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Free the vault....then resign. I respect my (little left) sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonizedmind Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 23 hours ago, adamsapple said: Fire Team Brazil. Get Axl a wife. All else will fall into place from there. As said wife will file for an injunction after a year, hence giving Axl material for 20 or so songs? 😏😉 Album done. Stephanie banished for good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonizedmind Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 (edited) On 11/16/2023 at 5:25 PM, Sweersa said: Release all of CD material with Buckethead’s parts restored. Then I would rest. Pitman I heard he went off the grid. Nah, the stage is what he went off.... Edited November 17, 2023 by colonizedmind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsapple Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 27 minutes ago, colonizedmind said: As said wife will file for an injunction after a year, hence giving Axl material for 20 or so songs? 😏😉 Album done. Stephanie banished for good.... Sort of, in like getting him a muse, but I'd go a different route, have him throw a party and invite a boatload of nice and pretty single women all as rich and famous as him. There's a nut for every bolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlslash Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 I would start by not sexually harassing long-term employees of the band or infringing on their copyrights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNfr Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 1) ask Axl what he wants 2) do what Axl told me 3) back to 1) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Powderfinger Posted November 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2023 Give Karice the job. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulMonster Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 What I would do? The best I can to realize their plans, of course. I work for them, not the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaguns1982 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Hire Axl a vocal coach. book of lithographs. fire frank, hire brain. release all music so there’s a clean slate. then afd5 reunion and new album by 2025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadsoap Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 All this releasing new music, firing band members, doing interviews stuff people are saying... realize that band managers have no control over that. If Axl/Slash/Duff doesn't want to do those things, a manager couldn't make them. They'd just get fired and replaced with someone with less delusions about how much power they have. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimisbatman Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Ask the cleaner to ask her son to find bucketheads no. and get the band back together. Boom... CD reissue... Boom.... Boxset CD. Boom... Slash reuniting VR with Ian Gillian vox..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNfr Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 4) bring back Matt Sorum but only if he agree to wear a wig of his 1992 haircut 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimisbatman Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 I would tell Axl that mygnrforum users are campaigning for him to bring back the 90s tighty whitey bicycle shorts. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karice Posted November 18, 2023 Author Share Posted November 18, 2023 (edited) I wonder if a certain person that is talked about quite a lot on this forum is sweating and shaking in his boots when he hears a certain Lady Gaga song...😏 Edited November 18, 2023 by Karice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 I'll stick with the spirit of this thread, instead of listing things that are actually within a manger's control. So basically what I'd want from the band: scrap the re-re-re-recorded CD leftovers. If possible, cherry-pick some that go back to the mid 90s (Oklahoma/Berlin if it has vocals?) and set maybe 2-3 songs aside for a final alum. Release the rest as a box set of 1998-2015 mixes. Instead of singles every couple years, release cover EP's. At least 3-4 tracks, and release at least one EP each year they tour. I'm a big CD fan, but fresh recordings of Wichita, The Seeker, Slither and I Wanna Be Your Dog would be better than the Frankensteined songs they've been releasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drlaban Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 On 11/16/2023 at 9:43 PM, DSTK said: Absurd, hard skool, perhaps & the general all have brain on drums Yes. But if they make new music I would prefer one of those two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tboneman Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 I'd try to promote the singles better and get them released properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNfr Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 5) ask Axl to make The General/Monsters one song to give credit to mygnr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamillos Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Study communication skills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allwaystired Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Ask fans occasionally "hey, would you buy this? Do you like it?" before hitting 'release' on merchandise. Part of the whole 'the fans are not the enemy, but actually the people who give you their money' radical approach. I've heard other bands adopt it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNfr Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 6) call Paul Huge to redo Slash's solo on Perhaps 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoMw94 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 15 hours ago, megaguns1982 said: Hire Axl a vocal coach. Another one? He's been working with coaches for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNfr Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 7) ask Izzy to write a song called "Spineless Duff" about Duff avoiding conflicts but still being a man and other illusions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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