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Star Wars-The Force Awakens Thread (Contains Spoilers)


Georgy Zhukov

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With the premier tonight, as well as the European release on Wednesday, can I ask that any spoilers that are posted in here be marked with a spoiler tag until Friday? It would be awful to see anyone have such a high profile film ruined for them because spoiler tags aren't being used. I case you don't know how to use spoiler tags, this is the format:

[spoiler]Jar Jar is actually Supreme Leader Snoke[/spoiler]

Which will appear like this:

Jar Jar is actually Supreme Leader Snoke

Word.

Although I will say - if you are dumb enough to read this thread after it's out and before you've seen it.... you probably deserve to get spoiled. :shrugs:

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4am? There will be some nutters at that one! Although, are you absolutely certain it is Star Wars you are going to see and not, Star Wank: The Hard-on Awakens or something similar?

Yep, 4am. I bought them simply just because. I've never had the chance to see a movie at 4am in my life so I figured why not.

I'm reasonably sure it's not the porno version, but I won't be all that mad if it is :lol:

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11 pm for me

Actual spoiler, be warned,

Kylo is Leia and Hans son who was trained by Luke at an acadeny. Something went wrong, he turned crazy, and killed all of the other students. Holy fuck
Where did you hear this? I pretty much expected this though.

Leaked shot sheet and the visual dictionary. Want to know anything else?

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11 pm for me

Actual spoiler, be warned,

Kylo is Leia and Hans son who was trained by Luke at an acadeny. Something went wrong, he turned crazy, and killed all of the other students. Holy fuck
Where did you hear this? I pretty much expected this though.

Leaked shot sheet and the visual dictionary. Want to know anything else?

You're welcome to hit me up with as many spoilers as you like. Just post whatever you can think of and use the tags.

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Ok, here are some fun tidbits. The Rebellion did defeat the Empire in the years following Endor. The New Republic was established ans a treaty was signed by Imperial Remnants detailing their surrender. Han and Leia got married and rumors imply they had a son. Luke became a Jedi Master, and started a Jedi Academy. Han and Leia pressumebly left their son to train with Luke. Something happened, and their son snapped. He killed all of his peers before Luke could stop him. Luke left R2 behind and disappeared. Why and where is unkown. The Imperials rebuilt and became a viable threat, The First Order. However, The New Republic refused to take military action so Leia left and formed The Resistance in worlds threatened by The First Order. This combined with the loss of their son caused Han and Leia to split. Han went back to a life of smuggling where he lost the Falcon. And this is all before the movie takes place...
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Ok, here are some fun tidbits. The Rebellion did defeat the Empire in the years following Endor. The New Republic was established ans a treaty was signed by Imperial Remnants detailing their surrender. Han and Leia got married and rumors imply they had a son. Luke became a Jedi Master, and started a Jedi Academy. Han and Leia pressumebly left their son to train with Luke. Something happened, and their son snapped. He killed all of his peers before Luke could stop him. Luke left R2 behind and disappeared. Why and where is unkown. The Imperials rebuilt and became a viable threat, The First Order. However, The New Republic refused to take military action so Leia left and formed The Resistance in worlds threatened by The First Order. This combined with the loss of their son caused Han and Leia to split. Han went back to a life of smuggling where he lost the Falcon. And this is all before the movie takes place...

Do I read??? OMG, don't put me in this position!!!

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Ok, here are some fun tidbits. The Rebellion did defeat the Empire in the years following Endor. The New Republic was established ans a treaty was signed by Imperial Remnants detailing their surrender. Han and Leia got married and rumors imply they had a son. Luke became a Jedi Master, and started a Jedi Academy. Han and Leia pressumebly left their son to train with Luke. Something happened, and their son snapped. He killed all of his peers before Luke could stop him. Luke left R2 behind and disappeared. Why and where is unkown. The Imperials rebuilt and became a viable threat, The First Order. However, The New Republic refused to take military action so Leia left and formed The Resistance in worlds threatened by The First Order. This combined with the loss of their son caused Han and Leia to split. Han went back to a life of smuggling where he lost the Falcon. And this is all before the movie takes place...

Do I read??? OMG, don't put me in this position!!!

Resist the temptation.

And I had to type this with my eyes closed, because I realized spoiler tags show in the text box when you quote a post :mellow:

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