Christmas gift

[tbaugerud]

It's Christmas time and all around the world people are spending more than they have to appease their relationship with family and friends. 

My question is this:

If you had the chance, what would you buy your favorite uncle Bill Bailey?

Edited December 10, 2020 by tbaugerud

[Sweersa]

Cat toys for his cat(s).

[allwaystired]

Seeing as the tone hasn't been lowered to a puerile level yet, which I find disappointing for a topic such as this, I'll say.........

..........a great big dildo. 

Hopefully other people can lower the tone even more. 

Edited December 10, 2020 by allwaystired

[Gordon Comstock]

1 minute ago, allwaystired said:

Seeing as the tone hasn't been lowered to a puerile level yet, which I find disappointing for a topic such as this, I'll say.........

..........a great big dildo. 

Hopefully other people can lower the tone even more. 

 

Now that we've got Fernando's gift covered, what's for Axl?

[EricA]

...some new fans, who ask less stupid questions.

Edited December 10, 2020 by EricA

[jamillos]

I immediately thought of writing something nasty, but you know what? Screw it... I'd just give the man a box of cigars, seriously. He has everything he wants anyway. And as they say, only someone you care about can piss you off... or something like that.

[BadApples99]

A little toy truck of course

[fantomas]

A Gn'R notepad so he can takes notes during their four hour Zoom meetings. Or maybe a Sebastian Bach notepad...

[JimiRose]

59 minutes ago, allwaystired said:

Seeing as the tone hasn't been lowered to a puerile level yet, which I find disappointing for a topic such as this, I'll say.........

..........a great big dildo. 

Hopefully other people can lower the tone even more. 

I'd suggest then a buttplug under slash and duffs trees. So they can stop being bent over and fucked up the arse by Axl. Or is that by Fernando? Or is it that what's happening to us as fans? 

[gavgnr]

A guide to releasing music in 2020/1

[Powderfinger]

A diet. 
 

[Chester 524]

during the night before Christmas morning I'd have an artist paint murals of the AFD5 on each and every wall in Axls house to remind him of what the bands line up should always be

[Sydney Fan]

A pack of 20 toilet paper with the illustrious 2010 photo on every sheet,

[Ratam]

I voted Nike training shoes, cause i wish Axl good health and put in good form , to he back wear his UYI tour clothes......

[megaguns1982]

Rabbit sausages

[James Bond]

Receiving blankets for his manager.

[Free Bird]

I'm bored visiting this board

[DurhamGirl]

His 1985-1993 voice

[SoundOfAGun]

What should lie under Axl's tree?

a glitter dusted, GN'R branded turd with lots of love from the last people that still give a fuck.

[soon]

I’d gift Axl a tortilla press to make his own tacos. Along with all the other accoutrements. Tomato and lettuce seeds. And a cow.

and a crate of Bumblefoot hot sauces.