Swedish Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I'm usually supportive of current GN'R but what in the actual fuck is this? This has nothing, and I repeat, nothing to do with the band, it's music or it's members... The ADD 30th clothing line was at least inspired by the band and what they wore in the 80s and 90s but everything about this GNAIR stuff is just stupid, including the name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F*ck Fear Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Just when you think a band cannot get anymore ridiculous, this becomes a thing... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_seiya Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 this is what we get for enjoying the leaks.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Comstock Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, saint_seiya said: this is what we get for enjoying the leaks.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanomatovic Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 The shirts look so much better that any of the normal gnr merch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 It’s like they stole the KISS Kruise idea and put it in the air. Do tickets come with a complimentary “Punk As Fuck” t-shirt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jw224 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Can't wait to see the band wearing this merch on stage and talking about it in-between songs. Maybe we'll even get a GNR play list on our favourite streaming sites specifically for when you're on an airplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoForJMark Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Maybe they're doing a soundtrack for the new Top Gun movie. Highly unlikely. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_seiya Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I work in marketing and I can't stop laughing at this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post adamsapple Posted June 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 13, 2018 Remember those days when the lead guitarist wearing a bucket on his head was the weirdest thing about this band? 2 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 Still don’t really know what this is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRfanJen Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 I’m honestly at a loss of what to even say With that being said, forum members taking the absolute piss out of this is making this a quality thread 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkarmy Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Shit I'd better pawn all my GNR candles to get some of this swag Good god damn grief!! they don't make easy to be a fan of this band sometimes... CREATE NEW MUSIC, NOT MORE GNR JUNK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsapple Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Quote Just repaint in Liege to promote the newest european tour 2018 concerts of Guns n' Roses band. Leased from Air X Charter coming from Dusseldorf. Source: https://www.jetphotos.com/photo/8978663 So they didn't even buy the damn thing, they leased it and painted it on July 13 "to promote the european tour" wich is running and lasting how many more dates? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IncitingChaos Posted June 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 13, 2018 It’s funny, the thing protecting the GNR brand this whole time was Axl hating Slash. Their inability to agree or sign off on anything led to the GNR brand being inactive...then they reunite and it’s like Spaceballs, “merchandise merchandise merchandise, we got Spaceballs the shirt, Spaceballs the coffee mug” except for gnr it’s Jumanji Welcome to the jungle, $1,000 box set, gnr the airplane, gnr the sunglasses, gnr the towel, gnr the liquor... they might be taking one of the most iconic logos and band names and flushing it down the toilet. Where’s dreadlock Axl when you need him 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default_ Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 We should all respectfully laugh at Fermanager's instagram with some kind of hashtag on his posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMojo Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Yesterday It was wednesday evenning n slightly cold Now guns got a plane promoting shows Not in this lifetime is getting old Cus it's been 2 years and the shows ain't stoppin And the leaks from the vault are always droppin All I really waaaaant is a new or reworked sonnnnnng Ohhhhhhhhh guns your merch situations gone fuckin wrongggggggg 2 and a half yearsssssssssss oooooooo is too fucking lonnnnnnnnnnnggggg So looooong Coming soon a see through thonnnng Maybe nehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxt yeaaaaaaaaaaar you'll get a new sssssssssssoooooooooooooonnnnnnnng Or maybe we'll just go and take an 8 yearrrrr breeeeeeeeeeeeeeak Yes sooooooooo longggggggggg If you think you;re gettin new material you;re fuckinnnnnnnnn wroooooooong. Ah 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildlyArtistic Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, IncitingChaos said: It’s funny, the thing protecting the GNR brand this whole time was Axl hating Slash. Their inability to agree or sign off on anything led to the GNR brand being inactive...then they reunite and it’s like Spaceballs, “merchandise merchandise merchandise, we got Spaceballs the shirt, Spaceballs the coffee mug” except for gnr it’s Jumanji Welcome to the jungle, $1,000 box set, gnr the airplane, gnr the sunglasses, gnr the towel, gnr the liquor... they might be taking one of the most iconic logos and band names and flushing it down the toilet. Where’s dreadlock Axl when you need him I can't wait for 'GNR The Flamethrower'! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncitingChaos Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) Somewhere earlier this year in a three hour meeting they had three experts in advertisement come pitch ideas to the gnr manager. 1st expert: Let’s get the AFD remaster edition moved up to a May release to coincide with the start of the tour, we can release a couple tour videos on vevo for some songs, and we will continue popping up billboards and posters in tour cities. 2nd expert: I’m going to think outside the box here...you guys are a rock band right..what’s more rock n roll than having your own f’ing airlines!! 3rd expert: staring at 2nd expert in disbelief..I say we keep it simple, do all the things expert 1 said plus let’s get these guys an interview on a night show, get an official band photo, and if they want I think I can get them a slot at the American Music Awards. Fernando: looks left at Beta and to his right a Del. They nod their heads and he says “we ‘re going with the plane...seems bulletproof” Edited June 13, 2018 by IncitingChaos 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncitingChaos Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, MildlyArtistic said: I can't wait for 'GNR The Flamethrower'! Im still waiting on my lunch box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsapple Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Coming soon to a grocery store near you: GNAIR BAD APPLES - SPOLING THE WHOLE DAMN BUNCH Only $999 a slice! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester 524 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) and now you too can fly into he same aircraft that still reeks of the same crack that Slash and Duff smoked on it back in '89! think you are leaving on time??? nope! this is gnr afterall!! new stops? nope! but in the seat pocket in front of you is a map to physical posters strategically placed to tell you where we have been! which is where we are going! same shit just felt like spending more money to tell you all about it. again! in the event of some unpredictable chaos, an oxygen mask will drop down from the ceiling. same style mask used by axl at all of his shows! this band is starting to become too much like Kiss. only way to keep Any kind of rock star street cred is to have active gloryholes in each bathroom. I don't care if it's a washed up chick from the 80s sunset strip on the other end. if you have sold out to an airline, you better have a working glory hole. you want rock n fn roll? give a fella a chance for his first mile high experience and first bumpkin all in the same trip. Edited June 14, 2018 by Chester 524 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jw224 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I think what we all really want is the Axl raspy scream alarm clock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swishtz Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 (edited) 33 minutes ago, IncitingChaos said: Somewhere earlier this year in a three hour meeting they had three experts in advertisement come pitch ideas to the gnr manager. 1st expert: Let’s get the AFD remaster edition moved up to a May release to coincide with the start of the tour, we can release a couple tour videos on vevo for some songs, and we will continue popping up billboards and posters in tour cities. 2nd expert: I’m going to think outside the box here...you guys are a rock band right..what’s more rock n roll than having your own f’ing airlines!! 3rd expert: staring at 2nd expert in disbelief..I say we keep it simple, do all the things expert 1 said plus let’s get these guys an interview on a night show, get an official band photo, and if they want I think I can get them a slot at the American Music Awards. Fernando: looks left at Beta and to his right a Del. They nod their heads and he says “we ‘re going with the plane...seems bulletproof” 10/10 for comedy I think the whole plane thing is tongue in cheek and a bit of fun and they are trolling, embrace the madness Edited June 14, 2018 by swishtz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TupacShakur Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 they can start playing bad apples again and put the gnair logo on the titantron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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