Popular Post GNRfanJen Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) Titled "Sweet Child O' Mine" and to be released this September. No, this is not a joke. Quotes from James Patterson (the author) and Fernando himself both in the link below. https://people.com/parents/guns-n-roses-childrens-book-sweet-child-o-mine-exclusive/ Updated with the tweet from the official account promoting the book: Edited May 6, 2020 by GNRfanJen 18 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stay.Of.Execution Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 Fuck Fernando. 30 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post King_Johnny Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) On my mobile this thread was abbreviated as "Guns N' Roses to Release Chi.." and I open it to find this Edited May 6, 2020 by King_Johnny 1 42 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheSeeker Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 End this joke band 10 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gordon Comstock Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 "Our fans don't have any interest in hearing new music, so let's give them what they really want: a book to read to their grandchildren." -Fernando, probably. 4 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner927 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 The KISS like merchandising the last few years since the reunion is just... bleh. Can't wait for the GN'R coffins and condoms soon. Just remember to follow Uncle Duff's advice, kids, and you too can someday be Punk as Fuck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post netcord Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 I've been on this board as a fan of the band for a long time and this might be the most surreal thing that I can remember, including the times Axl came as @Dexter and spoke to people. I'm not offended by it like many will be, nor will I be interested in buying it but it is outta left field, that's for sure. 5 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soon Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Whatever Fernando sees in front of him in relation to Guns becomes merch. He saw tour trucks, so he made toy trucks. They fly a private jet, so he made GNAir merch. He watched his daughter and nice grow up on tour, so he made this book. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindray11 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 fuck them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live Like a Suicide Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Anything but a new album. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sosso Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, soon said: Whatever Fernando sees in front of him in relation to Guns becomes merch. He saw tour trucks, so he made toy trucks. They fly a private jet, so he made GNAir merch. He watched his daughter and nice grow up on tour, so he made this book. Did you know that there is Motörhead sex toy merch? He might want to add it if he looks into Mel's and Beta's locker Edited May 6, 2020 by Sosso 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurhamGirl Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 As a new fan I am so so disappointed...a childrens book...I am gutted. Obviously the time to have been an admirer of Guns n Roses was 89-93, when they were a real band, I really dont know what they are now. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll41 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 What... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lio Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, netcord said: I've been on this board as a fan of the band for a long time and this might be the most surreal thing that I can remember, including the times Axl came as @Dexter and spoke to people. I'm not offended by it like many will be, nor will I be interested in buying it but it is outta left field, that's for sure. Agreed. I laughed out loud. They always come up with the most ridiculous thing that makes you check the calendar to see if it's April Fool's. I worry now. Is this what the band's been Busy with during corona? They could've at least made it into an audiobook read by Axl 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allwaystired Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 For fucks sake. In the last two days we've had: Advertising a tour that categorically isn't happening. Stating 'Lisbon, Poland' in a promotional video. A children's book. What a load of utter, utter shit. 1 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cineater Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 That's cute. I have Keith Richards children's book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner927 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sosso said: Did you know that there is Motörhead sex toy merch? He might want to add it if he looks into Mel's Beta's locker It can't possibly top the Marilyn Manson dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live Like a Suicide Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) WTF. Fernando is getting out of control. Calling his child and his niece by the surname Rose, calling himself a part of the GNR family, and most of all, releasing a book titled SCOM/GNR based on his family. Just read below: Quote Illustrated by Jennifer Zivion, the book "was inspired by the adventures of Maya and Natalia Rose, two young girls who have grown up touring with the band," the release reveals. Natalia and Maya are cousins — one the daughter of Guns N' Roses manager Fernando Lebeis and one his sister's. Lebeis says in the release, "My sister and I have been lucky to be able to watch our daughters — Maya and Natalia Rose — grow up while touring with the guys (the band)." "We ourselves have been part of the 'Guns family' for over 30 years ... being able to bring this into a children's print book is truly special and a fun milestone in our lives ... " he adds. Edited May 6, 2020 by Live Like a Suicide 3 7 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post guitarpatch Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 The most dangerous band in the world 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post EricA Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 The most disturbing and cring thing is, to not even flinch from making money with your own kids, in the name of the band. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RussTCB Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 There's nothing to say that hasn't already been said in the thread For once, I literally have no words. This is the biggest face palm day for me as a GNR fan. 20 3 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildStar Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Live Like a Suicide said: WTF. Fernando is getting out of control. Calling his child and his niece by the surname Rose, calling himself a part of the GNR family, and most of all, releasing a book titled SCOM/GNR based on his family. Just read below: Wow what a milestone! We're all thrilled for Team Brazil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allwaystired Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 "Kids will love reading and parents will love singing along to" After you've finished singing it to your kids you could move on to the family-friendly lyrics of Pretty Tied Up, You Could Be Mine, My Michelle, Get In The Ring or One In A Million. hen talk them through some of the funny little incidents in the band's past such as the overdoses, riots, arrests, drugs and exploding-livers. Seeing as the book "celebrates love and music and how they bring us together in the sweetest ways". THE MOST DANGEROUS BAND IN THE WORLD. Lest we forget. Why would ANYONE in their right mind want to produce this utter garbage?! This is probably the tat that's made me most outright angry. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonfender2323 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 This thread WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY PRODUCE A CHILDRENS BOOK WAHHHH. JFC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allwaystired Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Live Like a Suicide said: WTF. Fernando is getting out of control. Calling his child and his niece by the surname Rose, calling himself a part of the GNR family, and most of all, releasing a book titled SCOM/GNR based on his family. Just read below: Just incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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