Tom-Ass Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 He will most likely be out of shape and dressed like a clown. He will sound like crap and we will be excited when he sounds passable. He will be out of breath and unable to keep up with some of the songs. If he didn't come out in shape ready to kick ass at he beginning of the reunion why would it be any different now? I am not sure but Slash may have leaned down a bit. Tough to tell but he looked thinner on that New Years Eve performance and in the Anthrax 40 videos that have been coming out on youtube every day. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystery Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 We'll all get excited when Axl manages to wheeze out Perfect Crime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixtlan Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 41 minutes ago, Tyson said: No, it's clear that Axl never puts in as much effort as possible to get in the best shape he can for his age. It's not harsh, it's simply true. He's the center focus for one of the biggest acts in show business and he clearly could do more to get in better shape. Just look at Duff and Fortus. Both of whom are in their 50’s and look great. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianGNR Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 2009 look was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom-Ass Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 25 minutes ago, Ixtlan said: Just look at Duff and Fortus. Both of whom are in their 50’s and look great. And just about every other band of their peers and older.. Slayer, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, AC/DC, Black Crowes, Black Sabbath, Maiden, Priest.. I could go on almost endlessly.. Then there is Axl and Vince 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Tyson said: No, it's clear that Axl never puts in as much effort as possible to get in the best shape he can for his age. It's not harsh, it's simply true. He's the center focus for one of the biggest acts in show business and he clearly could do more to get in better shape. How do you know? Are you his personal trainer? You know his schedule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystery Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Unless there's health issues involved, he's been out of shape the past few years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vloors Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) Jabba the hut but just missing the bad red hair plugs Edited May 27, 2021 by vloors 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixtlan Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Tom-Ass said: And just about every other band of their peers and older.. Slayer, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, AC/DC, Black Crowes, Black Sabbath, Maiden, Priest.. I could go on almost endlessly.. Then there is Axl and Vince Exactly. Or Anthony Kiedis, who is in excellent shape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystery Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 I don't think it would be as much of a problem if his voice was close to what it used to be. Also Gnr had a distinct image to them back in the day. I know it's not 1988 anymore, but it must be a trip for a younger fan to get into them and then pay to see the current band. I also think it has to do with Axl not having much to lose since he got control of the band. He was coddled by the label for years with advances. It seemed for years he was able to not tour or release records and still keep his lifestyle.He also can always tour when the funds get low. These other bands are either way more of a partnership or have a drive to release new music and tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chester 524 Posted May 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2021 my guess: bald head tattooed to look like a skull. Long orange and white beard- not because of poor beard dye, it's just old Creamsicles he didn't comb out of there. x ray sunglasses that someone bought him as a gag, but now we all think they might actually work bc he stares at the same hot chick throughout the whole show. 17 t shirts for one show, all of which feature his actual mug shots through the years. this is actually something I would buy now that I'm thinking of it.... atleast 3 scarfs being worn all at once,, because he is Axl Fucking Rose and you aren't. pants will be overalls with a bandana hanging out of the back. During Dont Cry he will tie his bandana to Slashs back pocket bandana to form an "Ass Hammock" which one lucky ticket buyer can lay in for 17 grand. and full out elf boots (kind of like what he wears now, but no snake skin, just full out Christmas velvet) if anyone else needs fashion advice, I'm available for consultations. lol 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamillos Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2010 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreacher Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Instead of yellow raincoat he now has yellow chemsuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19AT5 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Some of the comments are hilarious! For all the wrong reasons! I mean I've become a fat fuck over the lockdown as well, and it is proving hard to shift it coz I ain't getting any younger! But then again, I am not the lead singer of a world famous band! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 40 minutes ago, 19AT5 said: Some of the comments are hilarious! For all the wrong reasons! I mean I've become a fat fuck over the lockdown as well, and it is proving hard to shift it coz I ain't getting any younger! But then again, I am not the lead singer of a world famous band! And you don't charge people top dollar to see you, I guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vloors Posted May 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2021 20 hours ago, Gnrcane said: Since the Mexico show last March, has there been any sighting of Axl? If not, I wonder what his appearance will be like in July when this tour starts. Will he look the same as pre-COVID, look like sasquatch with a beard growing for over a year and no hair cut or did he spend quarantine with a virtual personal trainer and will be ripped and in great shape? 1 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnrcane Posted May 27, 2021 Author Share Posted May 27, 2021 13 hours ago, Tom-Ass said: And just about every other band of their peers and older.. Slayer, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, AC/DC, Black Crowes, Black Sabbath, Maiden, Priest.. I could go on almost endlessly.. Then there is Axl and Vince At Axl's age and older, Steven Tyler and Joe Perry had six packs that they showed off wearing open shirts during shows. I don't think they have six packs anymore but they are still slim (at least the last time I saw pictures or video). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, Gnrcane said: At Axl's age and older, Steven Tyler and Joe Perry had six packs that they showed off wearing open shirts during shows. I don't think they have six packs anymore but they are still slim (at least the last time I saw pictures or video). Steven Tyler has never had a six pack, although he probably drank a lot of them when he was still on the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTV88 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Who cares what he looks like as long as he sounds decent? The dude is getting old, let it go about his appearance already. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vloors Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, DTV88 said: Who cares what he looks like as long as he sounds decent? The dude is getting old, let it go about his appearance already. His weight and fitness will determine how good his voice and performance is though. Especially at his age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangoSkank Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Don't care how he looks, I just want that voice powerful as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SoulMonster Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 hours ago, vloors said: His weight and fitness will determine how good his voice and performance is though. Especially at his age. That's why fat Pavarotti couldn't hit a note. No, I get what you are saying. You want a rawk show with rockers running around being crazy and sexy. Fine. Personally, I couldn't care how musicians look as long as I enjoy the music. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekylhyde Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, jamillos said: 2010 The guy on the left is mucho impressed. One joke cracked by Axl and his head would've exploded. Edited May 27, 2021 by jekylhyde 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tyson Posted May 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2021 17 hours ago, EvanG said: How do you know? Are you his personal trainer? You know his schedule? Because I have eyes 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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